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  1. QUOTE (paganoman @ Jan 18 2007, 09:35 AM)
    note: I just found this in an old email while cleaning out my folders. I hope I have not posted this before - but it's great!!

    The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the
    country:


    "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're
    new... they'll stretch out after you wear them
    awhile."

    "Take your hands off the car... or I'll make your
    birth certificate a worthless document."

    "If you run... you'll only go to jail tired."

    "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In
    case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a
    9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

    "So you don't know how fast you were going... I guess
    that means I can write anything I want on the
    ticket, huh?"

    "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor,
    but I don't think it will help. Oh.... did I mention
    that I am the shift supervisor?"

    "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you
    not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

    "The answer to this last question will determine
    whether you are drunk or not... was Mickey Mouse a
    cat or a dog?"

    "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a
    place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton
    candy, and step in monkey poop."

    "Yeah, we have a quota... two more tickets and my
    wife gets a toaster oven."

    "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

    "Just how big were those two beers?"

    "No sir we don't have quotas anymore... we used to
    have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many
    tickets as we want."

    "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good
    personal friend of yours... at least you know
    someone who can post your bail."

    And the best one:

    "You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets?
    You're right, we don't... sign here."

    z7shysterical.gif z7shysterical.gif z7shysterical.gif

     

    And the last one - that's pretty much the definition of "owned...." laugh.gif

  2. QUOTE (buttprobe @ Jan 18 2007, 09:34 AM)
    QUOTE (Maddy @ Jan 17 2007, 06:35 PM)
    QUOTE (buttprobe @ Jan 17 2007, 11:48 AM)
    whooa, soory,i mean this

    http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p191/starsabre86/rush/RUSH1990nekoi-AL-JPEG06.jpg

    wonder why did it show as link anyway

    I just realized when I went to print it - why is Alex wearing ears? laugh.gif

     

     

    i did that long ago(sorryy biggrin.gif ), there were a time when i just love drawing Lerxst wearing cats ears and a tail. i thought he would look cuter that way.while neil will wear those of a fox.

    i think its an effect of watching anime too frequently.....

    It's cute - and Lerxst being Lerxst, it wouldn't surprise me to see him turn up wearing kitty ears. laugh.gif

     

    Although bunny ears might be more appropriate for Presto...

  3. http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/band15.jpg

    "Ewwww, those aren't gumballs!"

     

    http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/pic541.jpg

    "No, I don't have any gumballs!"

     

    http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/ross-jimmy.jpg

    "No, we're not cooking gumballs!"

     

    http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/Laughing.jpg

    "No way! He thinks that's a gumball!"

     

    (Editor's note - why does this remind me of Creem magazine's "Back Pages" feature?) laugh.gif

  4. QUOTE (Daylin @ Jan 16 2007, 11:25 AM)
    QUOTE (blonde77th @ Jan 16 2007, 10:18 AM)
    biggrin.gif Dad is now calling my brother to Brag about the progess he is making !! biggrin.gif Well done Pop's !! biggrin.gif





    I got my hair color but was too darn tired to do it last night so I will try for to-day  wink.gif

    Great news, blonde! biggrin.gif I'm so happy to hear that wub.gif

     

    I was lol, at your post saying you had green hair laugh.gif I think we all have made those coloring mistakes....at least, three of us did rofl3.gif Mine turned out all silver once scared.gif

    That is great! He's going to be home before he knows it! cheer.gif

     

    I was actually blonde for awhile - streaked it, liked it, streaked it more, liked it, streaked it a little more - and all at once I was pretty much a blonde. Fun, but I don't think I'd have any hair left if I did that regularly. laugh.gif

  5. http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/ged-alex-1973-nice-legs.jpg

    "What do you mean, is that a gumball in my shorts or am I just happy to see you?"

     

    http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/group2021.jpg

    Geddy: "Look, Lerxst, a gumball!"

    Alex: "That's not a gumball!"

  6. http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/798787680_l.jpg

    "No, these are not gumballs either."

     

    http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/pascal_lee_l_hamor_hollow2.jpg

    "I am not a gumball!"

     

    http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/CanadaLargestEasterEgg.jpg

    Also not a gumball...

  7. QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Jan 15 2007, 12:53 PM)
    We've had an unusually cold four days. Currently in the mid 20s. I need some advice from a Yankee. What can you do about your car doors freezing shut? Poor hot water? Wouldn't it crack the window?

    I wouldn't go with hot water. Could you get a cord for a hairdryer out there somehow?

     

    And I definitely wouldn't use a heat gun. My father did that one trying to unfreeze a storm window (in 10F weather!) and shattered the window. He was not a happy camper...

  8. Dear Corporate Travel Agency:

     

    We need to take Ticket A, which was for a flight that was canceled, and apply it as a credit to Ticket B, which was the flight that was actually taken.

     

    WHAT IS SO FREAKING DIFFICULT ABOUT THAT?!?

     

    Sheesh....

     

    Maddy

  9. It's going between 33-34 here and raining on and off. I was just reading on the NWS page that they're having all kinds of nasty reports about ice upstate, so we're lucky it's just icky.

     

    But it is VERY icky out. sad.gif

  10. QUOTE (treeduck @ Jan 10 2007, 03:53 PM)
    This thread needs apes too...

    http://www.columbia.edu/itc/barnard/biology/biobc3361/orangutan.gif

    Me, to the hairstylist: "yeah, make it curly like Robert Plant's, but this color..." (Shows pic of the ape.)

     

    (Seriously - I'm going to have to decide soon whether the hassle of dyeing it is going to outweigh the fact that I think I'm going prematurely gray...)

  11. Dear remote employee:

     

    In order to "grab your stuff out of your file cabinet and send it to you" I need to know the following:

     

    1 - Where is this mystical "file cabinet" of which you speak? I went to Joe's cubicle like you said, and he knocked three times and summoned the grue who knew the riddle to the magic portal, but the wizard couldn't tell us where the file cabinet was. And yeah, we asked Steve, but he didn't know either.

     

    2 - Once I find this mysterious cabinet, how do I open it? The only key the wizard had was to the Necromancer's castle. And no, the other secretary doesn't have a key, either. She only has spares for her own desk and mine.

     

    3 - What files do you need from the magic cabinet? The ones detailing how to turn water into wine? Lead into gold? A cow's ear into a silk purse? Or just the ones from the hotel accounts?

     

    4 - Where am I sending these files? Kashmir? Willowdale? Timbuktu? Memphis? Or do I have to figure out the way to San Jose?

     

    Thank you for your attention to these matters. And tell the grue I said bekloppt.gif

     

    Maddy

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