Alien Girl

Happy Birthday, JB! Hope it was awesome! :madra: :ebert:

I think Peart would be okay with meeting me.

 

:laughing guy:

 

Having said that, probably not.

I am pretty sure that Neil would initiate conversation with me. He might say something like "Please untie me! Please let me go! Please don't kill me!".

 

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

I think Peart would be okay with meeting me.

 

:laughing guy:

 

Having said that, probably not.

 

No, no, he would. I would just studiously ignore him, but he would ultimately be so interested in me, just as a specimen of humanity, that he would probably initiate conversation.

 

 

Who do you think you are... The Peart Whisperer?

I think Peart would be okay with meeting me.

 

:laughing guy:

 

Having said that, probably not.

 

I don't recall saying I was tired of them. I do recall saying I you're not very good at it. Your own meme proves my point. But by all means....carry on. I'm sure the religious guy who took your lunch money and your girlfriend moved on decades ago...

 

You guys are acting like you don't know each other.

 

I know nothing. And no one....

 

 

That's not entirely true... I did meet ByTor in 2010, and Kev just by chance in 2010 as well. I also sold something on ebay before that to a buyer who turned out to be Didact.

 

The rest of you are just pigments of my imagination.

I think you meant figments and not pigments. ;)

His imagination may be very colorful though.

I would never buy one of his books, considering how he treats his fans. No one ever told him not to bite the hand that feeds.

 

He is only that way because he doesn't like to be around people, and some shy people (Me included) don't like people to the point where they treat em like shit.

 

Thou, he is a bit of a dick, he isn't as bad as some other celebs out there honestly.

 

You know that ‘thou’ is an archaic pronoun and ‘though’ is an adverb, don’t you?

 

I like saying thou, so shut Up.

 

Saying “thou”or writing “thou”?

 

both

 

 

...how about typing?

 

Thou slayest me!

Don't forget the "forthwith". Timing is everything.

 

I love this whole conversation...that the usage was intentionally archaic and not just predicated on the idea that she just might not know how to spell 'though'.

 

Forsooth, she may not.

 

Verily I say to you...she does now.

 

Well played.

I looked but, alas, there is no KJV to modern English in Google Translate.

 

I'd look harder, but I have to go now. Nine months ago, my niece knew her husband, and she begat him a son.

 

(Not really, but I couldn't think of a better way to get more stilted, archaic language into this thread at the moment.)

 

 

'Knew" in the biblical sense...gotcha.

 

"I have to go now" = I must bid you adieu

 

You could have tried so much harder. :poke:

 

Alas, it's all for naught...

 

I understand there are babies a waitin'.

I read Meg...but it's been a while. I can't attest to the shittiness of it. I remember finding the idea of a shark the size of a school bus intriguing, but that's really all I remember of it. I kind of want to see the movie in the theater...just because it looks like something fun to see on the big screen. Not like I think it'd be some great work of cinematic genius. Probably won't though, guess our big screen tv will have to be 'big enough' once it's released to video.

I would never buy one of his books, considering how he treats his fans. No one ever told him not to bite the hand that feeds.

 

He is only that way because he doesn't like to be around people, and some shy people (Me included) don't like people to the point where they treat em like shit.

 

Thou, he is a bit of a dick, he isn't as bad as some other celebs out there honestly.

 

You know that ‘thou’ is an archaic pronoun and ‘though’ is an adverb, don’t you?

 

I like saying thou, so shut Up.

 

Saying “thou”or writing “thou”?

 

both

 

 

...how about typing?

 

Thou slayest me!

Don't forget the "forthwith". Timing is everything.

 

I love this whole conversation...that the usage was intentionally archaic and not just predicated on the idea that she just might not know how to spell 'though'.

 

Forsooth, she may not.

 

Verily I say to you...she does now.

 

Well played.

The title of this thread... Captain D Bag? No wonder Neil stays away from fans whenever he can.

I don't really get it either but I don't think Neil would be quite so much offended as he would be confused that someone called him a duffel bag?

Duffel bag?!...I thought it meant dime bag! But then I thought 'surely he has enough money to buy more than that by now'.

I got The Enemy Within w/ the quiz...which is kind of apropos, I suppose.

 

 

And as much as I love that song...Who I am is more along the lines of Closer to the Heart or Turn the Page.

Bravest Face, Good News First, We Hold On

 

 

It is the triptych of ick.

It's hot.

It's really hot.

Nobody told me it was going to be this hot.

This is like Africa hot.

I don't think I can stay here if it's going to be this hot.

Is there someone who thought about the possibility to see a new version of that first album someday? It would be good to hear Neil and the other to work on that one with the best production possible and the experience that the boys have gained over the years. I think it would be a lot better than to hear the 99th versions of that album remastered on a vinyl or cd.

 

If the way Neal destroyed working man is any indication, I don't want him touching any of that debut album. He has no f****** Groove.

Have you seen what he did to Here Again?! Ugh...it's a travesty. Talk about no groove. No wonder they've never played it live since.

 

 

And I'm totally serious about that, even if you're not. That was definitely a case of more drums does NOT = better. God it's bad.

 

On rare occasions, though, his overplaying actually works:

http://youtu.be/g9AvU1OWRps

 

That was an absolutely deplorable mix, of everything. Almost un-listenable (much like the live version of Here Again that Neil played on I was talking about). Ugh, no. Perhaps they just weren't that good at playing live yet, getting the timing down and everything because the studio version of that is way WAY better...smoother, not as sped up. That was horrible.

As the ambassador for Grace under Pressure I extend to you this laurel and a hearty handshake. Welcome! ;)

I could see redoing the debut as a spoken word album.

 

From the William Shatner School of Acting and Spoken Word...

 

Take yourself a friend...

Keep 'em till the end.

Whether woman or man...

it makes you feel so good.

so good.

Is there someone who thought about the possibility to see a new version of that first album someday? It would be good to hear Neil and the other to work on that one with the best production possible and the experience that the boys have gained over the years. I think it would be a lot better than to hear the 99th versions of that album remastered on a vinyl or cd.

 

If the way Neal destroyed working man is any indication, I don't want him touching any of that debut album. He has no f****** Groove.

Have you seen what he did to Here Again?! Ugh...it's a travesty. Talk about no groove. No wonder they've never played it live since.

 

 

And I'm totally serious about that, even if you're not. That was definitely a case of more drums does NOT = better. God it's bad.

Hope it was a happy one! (We share the same one) :D :yay:

 

T'was a good day to be born. Happy Birthday to you, too! :D

Happy Birthday Alien Girl !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Ew! Lucas, you dastard! (sorry, I have a cold)

That made me throw up a little bit in the mouth of my mind.

Ew!

 

 

Look out! Here comes the Pale Writer!

Looks like his choker gives him a rash. :(

 

I'm guessing you don't like his writing, A.G.!

 

Kevin J. Anderson is a hack.

His dialogue reads like a badly acted 6th grade play.

Bad doesn't begin to describe him.

He is 'ick'.

Oh wow. I'm so sorry, Lyndsey.

 

I look just like this, btw.

Thanks everyone for the sweet birthday wishes! :dweez:

Happy Birthday, Tony!! ;)

I can dance if I want to...

I forgot to put you in.

 

Your choice would have been

 

My name is Alien Girl and I'm now revealing to you all that I'm a criminal mastermind who stalks her victims in the dark. They're mostly drunken, clueless men who look like Phil Collins (who I'm obsessed with). I wear a costume to, but it's not an Alien Girl costume, it's a naked man costume.

 

I have one of those, hanging in my closet. It glows in the dark, which both makes it infinitely cooler yet more terrifying. So rarely get to use it these days... Phil Collins look-a-likes being so few and far between.

With a realistic flaccid penis of course!

Why would I even bother otherwise?

I can dance if I want to...

I forgot to put you in.

 

Your choice would have been

 

My name is Alien Girl and I'm now revealing to you all that I'm a criminal mastermind who stalks her victims in the dark. They're mostly drunken, clueless men who look like Phil Collins (who I'm obsessed with). I wear a costume to, but it's not an Alien Girl costume, it's a naked man costume.

 

I have one of those, hanging in my closet. It glows in the dark, which both makes it infinitely cooler yet more terrifying. So rarely get to use it these days... Phil Collins look-a-likes being so few and far between.

Everybody dance now...