MrMiltonBanana

Love to you, Neil.

It's been a while since I posted but.. I was wondering:

 

jawk jaw!

 

where it is?

Well.... 10 years. Now I feel mighty old.

 

Congrats, Mr. Banana! :banana: Good to see you again. :hi:

 

You won't believe it. I just happened to sign in that day, thinking "I know my anniversary is somewhere around now." Somewhere, indeed.

 

It feels good to be in double digits.

Well.... 10 years. Now I feel mighty old.

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Gave a lot of people a very unfortunate first impression of one of the best bands ever: Sparks.

Fanny & Alexander -

Ingmar Bergman (1982)

 

I've seen this film a few times before, originally in its 3-hr theatrical version, but a repeated times since in the superior-in-every-way 5-hr television version. An epic miniseries, shot with ultimate craft by the legendary Bergman, it never ceases to amaze me. Watching the whole film over one day (with meals between episodes) or over a weekend is a holiday tradition for many film fans across the globe.

 

It would seem like one of the greatest literary adaptations of all time, were it not for the fact that the script (though divinely inspired by the works of Hoffmann and Dickens) is an entirely original creation, and a perfect summation (and, as originally conceived, a final statement) of the great master's career.

 

Chilling, beautiful, nostalgic, funny, real, and magical all at once, there is almost nothing that doesn't happen in this film where "Everything can happen [and] everything is possible and probable." One of the greatest works of art in the history of humanity.

 

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Basically Dumb and Dumber about ladies, but the characters are actually kind of believable. The two leads have moments of great subtlety and elevate the material. This film is way better than I remember, and probably better than it has the right to be. I don't think I've ever heard someone say something bad about it. The denouements and all of the 3rd act is a little slight; I think that's why they padded the running time with the huge dream sequence. Happy to have seen this one again, and had many laughs.

 

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Merry Boxing Day from me and my wife:

 

Take any of Kitano's Yakuza films, tone down the violence, turn up the sweet melancholy of a Joe Hisaishi score (aim it closer to his My Neighbor Totoro soundtrack), and amplify Kitano's usual channelling of Chaplin timing and you might get something pretty close to Summer of Kikujiro. Definitely recommended as a sweet companion to one of his dramas like Hana-bi or Sonatine.

 

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Watched the first three films in this set last night. Exciting for their time (and definitely exciting from the perspective of a modern-day New Yorker), they are early structuralist/minimalist films shot in NYC by Belgian director Chantal Akerman towards the early half of her 20s. The third film includes shots of streets I have lived on, looking just recognizable enough for me to notice. Nothing pretentious in their approach, they feel very naturalistic, honest, and genuine; that said, I'm sure people might consider them like watching paint dry. La Chambre is probably the most effective film, and it's only 11 minutes long. It keeps you hyperaware of yourself and the film's enviroment, and it's all in a single shot. I'll watch the two other films in the set soon, which are narrative films.

 

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I hope stupid people went to see it thinking it was superhero action schlock.

 

So they could bitch throughout the movie and ruin the experience for everyone else?

Anything for an insignificant impact at the box office.

 

I want bad people to have a bad time and "waste" their money. It pleases me.

Birdman. Really tremendous filmmaking. I hope stupid people went to see it thinking it was superhero action schlock.

 

Here's an article relating to Birdland but mostly about Hollywood's trend for sequels and franchises that will hopefully reach a breaking point soon.

http://grantland.com/features/2014-hollywood-blockbusters-franchises-box-office/

 

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My favorite film is arguably a Christmas film.

 

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Brazil, Terry Gilliam (1985)

 

And as mentioned before, Die Hard is a great choice.

Really enjoyed this. Can't believe it took me almost a decade and a half to watch it. Will be seeing the show on Broadway in a few weeks and am even more excited. Great songs, great humor, and beautifully poignant. Also, very well directed and JCM earned a well-deserved Best Director at Sundance.

 

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Everyone gets old, sadly. Like, Lillian Gish is obviously a doll face, but I wouldn't give her a smooch in Whales of August.

And back to Elsa. Sure, there are plenty of unflattering pictures of her... but have you read her autobiography? I guess I'm a sucker for a bad gurl

 

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P.S. I don't smoke.

Don't gimme none of dat milquetoast. Dis is da real action:

 

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How much do Charles McKeown and Terry Gilliam have to do in this film? I don't remember.

To get back on-topic; do we all approve of my new (vaguely disapproving) avatar? I think it's an apt replacement for He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named for those who remember the old one, and it works on its own if one does not.

Well, my mancrush is Antonin Artaud... so what do I know??

 

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Lubitsch brings us another pre-code musical. So many unbelievably naughty double entendres between all of the lead roles. Not as many songs (and not as many good song) as The Love Parade or Monte Carlo. But the film shows a really great amount of polish from the director and star, having really grown to understand (and practically create) the talkie musical. Far developed in form since their 1929 The Love Parade but not necessarily in content. Worth a watch for sure, especially if you do double/triple/quadruple feature of Lubitsch musicals (the Criterion Eclipse boxset contains all films mentioned and one last one which I haven't seen). The films are all short and naughtily sweet.

 

 

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Elsa Lanchester is shockingly unsexy in this. But Merle Oberon's Anne Boleyn made up for it. Shame she lost her head.

 

Laughton is such a ham. One wouldn't imagine he eventually helmed such a work of sublime restraint as Night of the Hunter, based on aesthetics of his Henry VIII. His starring role as Dr. Moreau in Island of Lost Souls a year earlier displays the gravitas I'd expect from him.

 

His scenery chewing in Henry is something to cherish, though.

 

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When was Elsa Lanchester ever sexy in a movie? :)

 

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My thoughts exactly. There's a shockingly racy (tame by today's standards, but technically NSFW) photo of her as the Bride (I believe taken as an early test shot). She's holding a knife in it. Should be easy to find using TheGoogler.Net or whatever.

Elsa Lanchester is shockingly unsexy in this. But Merle Oberon's Anne Boleyn made up for it. Shame she lost her head.

 

Laughton is such a ham. One wouldn't imagine he eventually helmed such a work of sublime restraint as Night of the Hunter, based on aesthetics of his Henry VIII. His starring role as Dr. Moreau in Island of Lost Souls a year earlier displays the gravitas I'd expect from him.

 

His scenery chewing in Henry is something to cherish, though.

 

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Got my hair cut to be quite short august 20th. Figured it'd grow back to a comfortable length in time for Christmas, and I'm happy to say I was right...

 

Gosh. I did something like this too in 2006, except it was entirely for comedic purposes, using some of Rush's goofiest soundbytes. The file is... somewhere, but here's the original topic (from the days when I never went easy on the shift key).

 

Anyway, this medley is a really great way to wind down my office day. I'm surprised I didn't hear it on Goober's show, but better late than never. Amazing job, Pags.

The S&A Live version is also noticeably slower. Whose choice would that most likely be?