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You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards. :codger:

Well off we go, then, with the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant. :clap:

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!

Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. :codger:

He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume.

Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheel

Oh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting.

peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking

Yes. When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.

It's probably pining for the fjords.

In Norway, we have one of the highest per cappa income rates in Europe. :ebert:

With moist eyes, Erik leaves this happy land to return to the harsh uneconomic realities of life in the land of Ljosa waters

Aye, 'ampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it? ... you had to go poncing off to Barnsley, you and yer coal-mining friends.

You bleeding pig. You're not fit to be down a mine.

Lose inches off your hips, thighs, buttocks and abdomen.

 

and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.

Well speaking as the Conservative candidate I just drone on and on and on...never letting anyone else get a word in edgeways, until I start foaming at the mouth and fall over backwards.

 

I use a body rub called Seeeeeeeeem-prini!! Makes my skin nice and scaly.

You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

You're suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. :o

'P.N.D.', as we doctors call it. So it's lots of happy pills for you

Hi everyone. Are you part of the scene?

Now! Come on please. Anyone not concerned in this scene, the canteen's open upstairs.

Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs. :gumby:

'Course, there isn't really a basement but he just goes off and we pretend...

Only make believe, I love you. Only make believe that you love me.

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me. I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.

I'm a little bit sad and lonely. Now my ba by's gone away...

 

For ... she's going to marry Yum Yum ... oh crikey. The old song finished her orff.

That was episode two of "The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots" adapted for TRF by Digital Dad. :clap:

Have you written any of your recent works in this shed of yours?

 

And the moral of the story is... Smoking can ruin your health. The End.

Knockout qualifying works with Formula 1 and Indy with their road courses. This definitely does not work on NASCAR's ovals.

 

With this NASCAR season, with all the unnecessary changes that Brian France has been doing, it may be the last season I watch NASCAR. Especially since my favorite driver since my childhood, Jeff Gordon, is going to be gone at the end of the season. It's just too much stupidity for me to handle anymore.

...that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisition. :whip:

Last year we did our extremely popular re-enactment of 'Nazi War Atrocities'. So this year we thought we would like to do something in a lighter vein.

The tender compassionate story of one man's love for another man in drag. THRILL! to the excitement of a night emission over Germany.

 

 

After a few minutes I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction. I looked around but could not see the target.

I fart in your general direction!

I practice every day. Well, not absolutely every day, but most days in the week.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun.

Yes. I was just thinking, you know, if it was possible for me to have my choice ... I'd prefer to be in the Women's Royal Amy Corps.

Ooh, proper little mummy's boy, aren't we?

 

He's Muh...he's muh...he's mad, Sir.

Aye, well but they said Crippen was crazy didn't they?

And welcome to "Spot the Loony," where once again we invite you to come with us all over the world to meet all kinds of people in all kinds of places, and ask you to...Spot the Loony! :Alex:

 

Now all they have to do here to win the title is to shoot themselves. Simon has a shot. Bad luck, he misses. Nigel misses. Now there's Gervaise, and Gervaise has shot himself- Gervaise is Upperclass Twit of the Year!

I'm about 50-50 with this album. There's some good stuff, like Dreamline, Ghost of a Chance, etc. But then you have other songs that are just ugh. I refuse to skip any songs because its Rush, though, and even their worst songs are better than most bands' best. :D

I have all sorts of problems with missing letters when I type + I can't use any of the links to load photos etc + I can't change my avatar. It just freezes. I usually type my message in word and paste it here if it is long. This has been going on for months now.

 

You're using IE, right? It's a known incompatibility between this board and that browser.

 

Just another thing in the long list of things wrong with IE :laughing guy:

For me it's COLLINS-era all the way baby! ALL THE WAY! :madra:

 

I'm gonna reveal to you the dirtiest secret in prog rock, I'm gonna expose Gabriel-era Genesis as a naked fool's gold joke!

 

Collins is a better musician for a start an amazing drummer and yes a better more melodic singer!

 

Gabriel in Genesis by comparison is a wizardy jack-in-a-box keyboard dabbler with the voice of a bitter flesh-mongering jester who has seen better days! Gabriel is also a scullion, a fustilarian, a natural coward, a three inch fool and a monstrous carbuncle. He's also a leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-paced, puke-stocking, gaddis-garter, drop-tongued ball-pouch! And further he is the doppelganger of 70's rock icon David Essex!

 

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Peter Gabriel

 

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David Essex

 

 

To me the poptastic power of Invisible Touch blows away the ponderous squawking and rambling on the albums like Nursery Cryme and the Lamb Lies Down on Broadway!

 

And there it is exposed for all to see, Gabriel-era Genesis is the KING'S CLOTHES! A naked liie!

 

We disagree Duck! PETER ERA RULES!

 

Ironically I can't stand the Peter solo years even though I own every album!

 

Collins is a great man but he ruined Genesis. His solo wimpy shit kills me to this day.

 

Great fuckking drummer.

 

Fukk Phil Collins Genesis. Listen to Brand X instead.

 

Have you ever heard the song "Nuclear Burn?"

 

Phil is beyond beyond!

 

Nothing touches the Gabriel Genesis Era.

No way EARL, say it slowly to yourself before you go to sleep tonight COLLINS-ERA-COLLINS-ERA-COLLINS-ERA-COLLINS-ERA and you'll wake up singing MAMA! :banana:

 

Does that include the groaning?

...that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisition. :whip:

Last year we did our extremely popular re-enactment of 'Nazi War Atrocities'. So this year we thought we would like to do something in a lighter vein.

The tender compassionate story of one man's love for another man in drag. THRILL! to the excitement of a night emission over Germany.

 

 

After a few minutes I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction. I looked around but could not see the target.

I love BU2B.

 

Not sure how you couldn't...

 

Agree with you there, but it's weird, because I've seen other people go so far as calling that song a dirge.

 

Red vinyl Hemispheres, because it does sound even better than the regular boring black vinyl.

 

Too bad they didn't re-release all the vinyl on colored vinyl. That would be so boss. The first album could be on pink vinyl. Fly By Night would be blue, and Caress of Steel would be sort of bronze-colored, I guess. After that I don't know. Grace Under Pressure would probably be red because of all the red themed songs.

 

You sure you got the right thread, there, Toymaker? :laughing guy:

I would love to see it, but Lock & Key and Turn the Page are higher on my list

 

^ This.

 

Huh, I thought a lot of people hated Lock and Key :P

 

I'd want to see all three, but I'd take Lock And Key and Prime Mover over Turn The Page.

Collins for me. Tried getting into the complicated early stuff but anything prior to W&W hasn't hit me yet.

 

Even Trick of the Tail......the first Collins era Record?

 

Mick

That's a better record than W&W and more accessible I would say.

 

That's the best Collins era Genesis, IMO. Love me some Dance On A Volcano.

You...you horrible little cripple.

I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder.

Well, I think he'd do a lot of good to the Stock Exchange

You've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off :outtahere:

 

And now the sound of John Denver being strangled.

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

Or get the new Pooh-Pooh machine. Embarrass your guests. Completely authentic sound. :drool: :drool:

And get the machine that goes 'ping!'.

How d'you cook it? You can't eat that raw! :o

Not raw. Cooked. Yes, roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce ...

 

Yes...I wonder if you might have 'The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoutpamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beckles'...volume eight.

I say! Look at that lovely bookshop just across the road there, they've got a much better selection than we've got, probably at ridiculously low prices ... just across the road there. :hi: Good morning.

Here, an ordinary cup of drinking chocolate costs four million pounds.

you are a very new chartered accountant. Isn't it possible there may have been some mistake?

 

My mistake, I have made my mistake.

But they're good people, and they're kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch ... there was light at the end of the tunnel . .. now this . .. now this...

I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, Although my name's not Bamber.

The House On Trubnaya

 

It's an obscure Soviet film from the 20s that I had to watch for my film history class.

OK, suddenly I'm in a baseball metaphor, but you catch my meaning I hope. [/Quote]

 

Nope, I only understand Cricket metaphors :P

 

But really, that's how I feel about the song too. Without this, we wouldn't have had the stuff that made 70s Rush so awesome!

2112 is a dud. :outtahere:

 

Excuse me, didn't quite catch that?

The Fountain of Lamneth is a good song, so I'll vote damned good. It doesn't have the ability to blow me out of the water like Rush's other long-form pieces, but it's still an awesome listen every time I decide to break out Caress of Steel. I will say that the section of it I love the most is No One At The Bridge, as Geddy's vocals there are astounding!

Somebody made this amazing thing where they took the music from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and turned it into a full on symphony. This here's the full version of it, but I know they released as individual tracks via a torrent download.

 

I've never really seen that much hate for it, to be honest. I think it's one of the best pieces that they've ever put out. 'Course, I love me some concept albums. But really, the album is full of so many brilliant moments that are chock-full of emotion. Especially my favorite, The Garden.

Is it bad if I don't have all the live albums? DOES THAT MEAN I'M NOT A TRUE RUSH FAN!? AHHHH!

Trucks. motherf**king trucks. The damn things seem like they intentionally wait for me to jump into the left lane before they jump over to.

 

And for the record, I'm talking the giant tractor-trailer type ones, not the pickups.

I saw the movie just the other day. There are some great Rush references there. A must see for any Rush fan! At one point Power decides to use Tom Sawyer as his song for the air drum battle, and someone in the audience says - "but...but...he chose a RUSH song? That´s not possible!!! He´s gonna die!!!"

 

You try to play a Rush song without a stool!?

Oh my God, I forgot about that movie. Adventures of Power! All about the competitive world of air drumming.

Clearly, we need "Catcher In The Rye: The Movie" :P

 

But now back to reality. What if...we made some movies from concept albums that have been put out? Like Clockwork Angels! Or if we want to get really trippy, The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway!

You...you horrible little cripple.

I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder.

Well, I think he'd do a lot of good to the Stock Exchange

You've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off :outtahere:

 

And now the sound of John Denver being strangled.

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

Or get the new Pooh-Pooh machine. Embarrass your guests. Completely authentic sound. :drool: :drool:

And get the machine that goes 'ping!'.

How d'you cook it? You can't eat that raw! :o

Not raw. Cooked. Yes, roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce ...

 

Yes...I wonder if you might have 'The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoutpamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beckles'...volume eight.

and hackett and gabriel wouldn't fit in on a record like invisible touch because, in general, they prefer being involved in good music! :dweez: :D-13:

 

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