GeminiRising79 Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 (edited) Ok, now try to keep an open mind here by what I'm about to suggest. First, choose the Rush member you primarily gravitate to, for whatever reason(This would be a member that you are mostly in awe of (if you are equally in awe of 2 or more, exclude yourself from this test). The setting: Lets say you happen to be out one night at a Toronto lounge/bar off of Younge Street (in close proximity to Massey Hall) with the Rush member you are in utmost awe of, and his wife. After having a few drinks and strong conversational bonding, the said Rush member looks at his watch noting that the time is already 21:12. He subtly suggests that you join him and his wife at his sprawling suburban Toronto mansion. He says that he will drive since his Audi/BMW is better in the voluminous amounts of snow that has recently fallen from the bruised and sullen stormclouds above. You agree and gingerly hop in the back seat and take in the surreal experience, whilst caressing the rich Corinthian leather and shining steel of the interior. After arriving at the mansion, the three of you entre the main den, sipping cognac (or perhaps The MacCallan) on the large C-shaped couch that encompasses the cozy, roaring fireplace that is automatically actuated by the bristling energy given off by human proximity. In a dreamlike state, you gaze up at the wall and see the gold and platinum records and the vast collage of Rush album covers. You see a magnificently stuffed animal in the likeness of the Snowdog. You see the work of gifted hands that grace this strange and wondrous land. It dawns on you that you're living every Rush fan's dream. The said Rush member then suggests that you join him and his wife upstairs in the Master bedroom. You gaze up at the spiral stair, and then to the Rush member where you notice his hungry eyes, and open mind. Are you prepared to indulge in both sides of the hemispheres or do you politely decline, suggesting that the hour is late and you feel you've got to move, (yes, you do?) Or do you proceed, tricked by circumstances? Edited February 23, 2008 by GeminiRising79 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonfiredaman02 Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 This is really weird. And it sounds like bad fanfic. And I'm afraid I just can't really respond in the way you want. But it made me laugh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Dude. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Feb 23 2008, 04:01 PM) Ok, now try to keep an open mind here by what I'm about to suggest. First, choose the Rush member you primarily gravitate to, for whatever reason(This would be a member that you are mostly in awe of (if you are equally in awe of 2 or more, exclude yourself from this test). The setting: Lets say you happen to be out one night at a Toronto lounge/bar off of Younge Street (in close proximity to Massey Hall) with the Rush member you are in utmost awe of, and his wife. After having a few drinks and strong conversational bonding, the said Rush member looks at his watch noting that the time is already 21:12. He subtly suggests that you join him and his wife at his sprawling suburban Toronto mansion. He says that he will drive since his Audi/BMW is better in the voluminous amounts of snow that has recently fallen from the bruised and sullen stormclouds above. You agree and gingerly hop in the back seat and take in the surreal experience, whilst caressing the rich Corinthian leather and shining steel of the interior. After arriving at the mansion, the three of you entre the main den, sipping cognac (or perhaps The MacCallan) on the large C-shaped couch that encompasses the cozy, roaring fireplace that is automatically actuated by the bristling energy given off by human proximity. In a dreamlike state, you gaze up at the wall and see the gold and platinum records and the vast collage of Rush album covers. You see a magnificently stuffed animal in the likeness of the Snowdog. You see the work of gifted hands that grace this strange and wondrous land. It dawns on you that you're living every Rush fan's dream. The said Rush member then suggests that you join him and his wife upstairs in the Master bedroom. You gaze up at the spiral stair, and then to the Rush member where you notice his hungry eyes, and open mind. Are you prepared to indulge in both sides of the hemispheres or do you politely decline, suggesting that the hour is late and you feel you've got to move, (yes, you do?) Or do you proceed, tricked by circumstances? How very quaint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choose/the/light Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 i'm not sure what I just read... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomfears Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 OK that's just a promising dream turned to a nightmare and very weird. When did you have this dream because thats sure what it sounds like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonfiredaman02 Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Were you maybe just trying to work in a bunch of lyrical references? Or are you seriously asking us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Analog Brian Kidd Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Wow, grease your botty Lerxst, and make sure Mrs L has the video camera Oh yeah, she can grease her botty too.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 ...If by that you mean "Would you indulge in a threesome with your favourite band member and his wife?", which was really all you had to say, (seriously, were you trying to be subtle or something?) then my answer would be ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 I don't get it? Like what's in Geddy's bedroom? Does he keep his double neck Rickenbacker hung in there, I'd love to play with it! Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnalogAlex Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 I'm relatively new here, so i don't "gravitate" to any certain members here .... But I would definitely proceed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 QUOTE (AnalogAlex @ Feb 24 2008, 12:22 AM) I'm relatively new here, so i don't "gravitate" to any certain members here .... But I would definitely proceed Members of Rush, not people here! Although would've been even funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LerxstFerret Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 (edited) This is a bad topic, and you should feel bad. Edited February 24, 2008 by LerxstFerret 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choose/the/light Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 i think its best we don't dwell on this topic too long 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Ohh c'mon people! This is hilarious! Given the chance you wouldn't fiddle with Neil' drumstick? Must stop with bad sexual innuendos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 QUOTE (Choose/the/light @ Feb 23 2008, 07:25 PM) i think its best we don't dwell on this topic too long Agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Question for GeminiRising79; Your profile says you met the boys back in '81 before a show or something. Did you ever thinking of asking any of them if you could go home and take a look at their bedroom with 'em? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choose/the/light Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 QUOTE (TheRocinanteKid @ Feb 23 2008, 07:33 PM) Question for GeminiRising79; Your profile says you met the boys back in '81 before a show or something. Did you ever thinking of asking any of them if you could go home and take a look at their bedroom with 'em? i think this has gone a little to far- refer back to this thread http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?showtopic=35462 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 QUOTE (Choose/the/light @ Feb 24 2008, 12:39 AM) QUOTE (TheRocinanteKid @ Feb 23 2008, 07:33 PM) Question for GeminiRising79; Your profile says you met the boys back in '81 before a show or something. Did you ever thinking of asking any of them if you could go home and take a look at their bedroom with 'em? i think this has gone a little to far- refer back to this thread http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?showtopic=35462 Hahaha. I guess the difference is where as rushbuttfucker was a joke alternym this guy seems kinda serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borough of Shmeng Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Alert major deviancy!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakly Criminal Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 OMFG!!!! Well to be honest, around 1984 anything was possible, but today it would be a simple no. But I might still be willing to man the camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowdog Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 what do you do? Your favorite member of Rush shows up at your house and is your new landscaper and pool cleaner. Do you invite them in for some "lemonade" or do you secretly watch the through your windows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 I uh.................ya. So.........how 'bout that weather? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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