Jack Aubrey Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 You've got to see this one! Uwe Boll has managed to rip off every fantasy and historical film from the past few years, from 'Lord Of The Rings' to 'Gladiator'! It's got some good names in it-Burt Reynolds, Ray Liotta, John Rhys-Davies, Jason Statham, Matthew Lillard, Leelee Sobieshi, and Ron Perlman-but it looks like not even they can save this clunker. It's a pretty small format, but that's ok, if it were in fullscreen your anti-crap gag reflex might cause you puke all over your keyboard. Click here for crap-o-rama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 If it weren't for the well known actors in it, this would be premiering on Sci-Fi Channel. Uwe Boll sucks at life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thestand Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the third LOTR the last one??? Jesus. I love Statham to death (because I love Guy Ritchie to death) but damn, why he signed on for this, I don't know. There must have been a good number of zeros on his check, though. I think Uwe Boll is a character, like Stephen Colbert. I think he's a normal guy at home, but when he goes onto his sets, he just goes, "Right, it's now time to suck at life." There is no other way to explain his lack of any talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro2112 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Did I see the trailer correctly? Did he really reach down to grab a handful of earth before the battle, a la "Gladiator"??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slime Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Looks like Uwe Boll wrote a screenplay of fan fiction. Ugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 QUOTE (pedro2112 @ Jun 15 2006, 08:47 PM) Did I see the trailer correctly? Did he really reach down to grab a handful of earth before the battle, a la "Gladiator"??? Yes, not to mention the directly-ripped-off "I will have my vengeance" line. Boll should be shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2112-Rob-2112 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 This movie is actually based off of the game "Dungeon Siege" I dont even want to see the trailer beacuse I know it is going to be utter crap..I dont know how 1 man can ruin so many movies...I mean sure I know ed wood ruined his movies but the guy was making movies with 0 budget..and atleast he had the heart and soul of a filmaker..boll couldnt give a shiiieeet. I talk to Boll on accasion and he really isnt such a bad guy..but when I get him talking about his movies he acts like hes the greatest...eww. This movie will be in very few theaters for very few days trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2112-Rob-2112 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 wow just watched it ouch...it hurts really bad..its going to bomb even more i think now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nunavuter Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Krugs? That's the brilliant name they came up with for their bad guys? They look like the bastard offspring of orcs and Skeletor from the 1980s He-Man cartoon. Well, I guess we should expect a few of these sword and sorcery flicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now