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  1. I'll share a couple old-school memories. In the late 70's tours, I can remember magical moments during the Extended intro to Xanadu, where the stage was bathed in "soft" purple lights, as fog/smoke curled knee-high from the amp area to the front of the stage and into the first few rows, as the ENTIRE arena was aglow with thousands of lighters being held up. Pure magic! Also back in those days, the flashpot explosions simultaneous with EXTREMELY BRIGHT 747 landing lights lighting the entire crowd up. (It was a new thing back then) Give ya chills man!
  2. Polar Express is excellent...but it's even better if you can catch the IMAX 3D version. It's quite an experience.
  3. 15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart -- while his wife/girlfriend is taking her sweet time shopping 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies restroom. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in House wares' . . and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in, if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." 12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!" And last but not least: 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while, then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
  4. (overheard someone telling this joke today) What does Ashlee Simpson and George W Bush have in common: They both blame someone else when they get caught.
  5. QUOTE (BSG @ Oct 12 2004, 05:54 PM) Tampa rocked! SCREAM, Snowie! We need to have a Florida reunion one of these days! Let's see what we can put together. Maybe hang at the Hard Rock in Tampa, or Orlando one of these nights. I'm in...I have the party-zone here complete with kick-ass digital sound system and rows and rows of concert DVD's, including several Rush goodies. I'll get Q and Mrs Q to come down also Hello to my buddy Snowdog
  6. Nice link..thanks. It's good to finally see a few nice pics from the amazing Tampa show.
  7. That lick Alex plays between verses on Ghost Of A Chance haunts me, it's got my vote.
  8. http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0703/Scream/Xpressions/th_048990e1.gif
  9. QUOTE (BSG @ Aug 27 2004, 09:33 AM) You can learn a lot from us old folks. Like what a vinyl record looks like, and sounds like. (Snap, crackle, pop is the sound they make.) And the proper technique on judging whether a LP skip will require a nickel...dime..or quarter atop the stylus to get it through that part.
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