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It's almost 41 years since "I Think I'm Going Bald" was first unleashed. How many TRF geezers are now actually bald??


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Are you bald now, or do you still just think you're going bald?  

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  1. 1. Are you bald now, or do you still just think you're going bald?

    • I'm as bald as a fuckking cue ball
      0
    • "I've lost a few more hairs"
      2
    • I have hair as thick and powerful as treeduck's
      7
    • I have the classic bald pate and hair wedge round the back
      0
    • I have long hair and a bald head
      0
    • I can see my face twice in the mirror
      1
    • My hair is still intact
      8
    • At least I don't need shampoo...
      0
    • My hair is grafted on from my ass crack and boy is it soft and luxuriant!
      0
    • Kojak has more hair than me
      0
    • Yul Brynner is a fuckking hairball compared to me
      0
    • I'm one of those tools who grows a beard to compensate for my bald head
      1
    • I have hair like tea leaves
      0
    • I have hair that looks like someone pulled it out of the shower plughole and slapped it on my head
      0
    • My name is Johnny Blaze and I scrape toilet seats to get extra hairs for my head
      0
    • My name is Tick, I'm not bald but I'm insane and weird and I love Dream Theater way to much
      0
    • My name is Beanie and the thought of me going bald makes me wet, so I shave my hair in the middle Friar Tuck-style
      0
    • My name is Babycat I'm not bald I'm covered in fur!
      0
    • My name is Tony R, does a bear wear wig while taking a shit in the woods?
      0
    • My name is ILsnwdog and I've been bald since I was in the womb!
      1
    • My name is Neil Peart, and yes I wear wigs and ridiculous fake mustaches
      1
    • My name is Jedi Lee and I paint my skull with black grease every morning to cover the bald patches and lumps on my head
      0
    • My name is Alex "BIG AL" "ZIVO" "RITZ-CARLTON BEAT-DOWN BITCH" Lifson, I just like to fuccking eat and eat well, till my pants are busting out, it makes me feel like a fuccking GOD, ok??? Now feed my gut someone!
      0
    • My name is Terry Brown I had hair in 1975 but it all fell out during the making of I Think I'm Going Bald
      0
    • My name is Brucey and I have quite normal hair actually...for a gorilla with mange!
      1
    • My name is Cyclonus X-1, I'm hairy on the small of my back, I shave it off monthly and send it in a brown package to Narpski to feed his beard, his head rejects my back hair though
      0
    • My name is Liquid Crystal Compass I had hair back in 1972 but the cat licked it off
      0
    • Gompers here, I have hair but I'm so grey now that I disappear if there's any concrete in the background
      0
    • My name is Digital Dad, I can't grow hair on my head, I staple bits of my butt hair on there that I rip off when I'm wiping my butt, the shit makes it stick
      1
    • My name is Lorraine and I can't stand bald men because they remind me I need to shave my legs!
      2
    • My name is Mullie and I use old paintbrushes and glue them to my husband's head to give him some hair
      0
    • My name is LyndseyG and my husband once thought he had hair on his head but it was just a dead daddy long legs that had stuck to his head in the shower
      1
    • My name is Your_Lion and I have so much hair all over my body that I get sheared once a month by these Aussie sheep farmers
      0
    • My name is Stormy and I have a comb-over that comes up from my arse
      1
    • My name is Del_Duio I kidnap dogs, shave them and create wigs
      0
    • My name is Ancient Ways I have no hair on my head or body, I once thought I had a pubic hair until I pissed through it
      1
    • My name is Rod, I created my wig from waxed chimp hair
      0
    • My Name is Rerushed, I take the bald chimps home with me
      0
    • My name is Lonestar Boogie aka Sheldon Cooper, it's a good job I've got hair when you see the rest of me!
      0
    • My name is Grayfriar I'm German and my hair is too efficient to fall out
      2


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Is that you Rocket ??

 

very cool pic !!

It's Denis Leary isn't it?

 

Good catch. He's dressed as "Johnny Rock" from "Sex & Drugs, & Rock & Roll". Funny TV show.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWpjY2WcuX8

Who's the babe?

Not sure, but she's hot as hell...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a39Thiux93I

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Is that you Rocket ??

 

very cool pic !!

It's Denis Leary isn't it?

 

Good catch. He's dressed as "Johnny Rock" from "Sex & Drugs, & Rock & Roll". Funny TV show.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWpjY2WcuX8

Who's the babe?

Not sure, but she's hot as hell...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a39Thiux93I

Aye!

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It would not be a TrueTreeduckThread™ without a oversized shot of some woman's (or women's) arse.

Did I not put one in?

Indeed you did. That's why I posted what I did. :)

Me??? Surely not!

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It would not be a TrueTreeduckThread™ without a oversized shot of some woman's (or women's) arse.

Did I not put one in?

Indeed you did. That's why I posted what I did. :)

Me??? Surely not!

 

Well, someone who knows you well did.

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It would not be a TrueTreeduckThread™ without a oversized shot of some woman's (or women's) arse.

Did I not put one in?

Indeed you did. That's why I posted what I did. :)

Me??? Surely not!

 

Well, someone who knows you well did.

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I voted for my option because I like having things named after me.

But. Yeah rhats kinda gross.

 

My hair is actually fairly full. Had the relatively same hairline for about 20 years. Its been long about half the time since I was 17 years old

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I am upset there is not a category for me.

I am Disembodied Spirit

Aliases: Turd Ferguson, Rod Stiffmeister, Billy Hicks, Terry Brogan, Jimmy 'The Knucle' Petrocelli

and I have all my hair.............

 

DS, just curious- have you used Turd Ferguson as a handle on another music forum, in the past?

My sig picture was Turd Ferguson.

But in the Summer I become Terry Brogan with no shirt on

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I voted for my option because I like having things named after me.

But. Yeah rhats kinda gross.

 

My hair is actually fairly full. Had the relatively same hairline for about 20 years. Its been long about half the time since I was 17 years old

Long hair and a bald head then...

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