Crimsonmistymemory Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) A 90 year old man goes to the Dr.He tells the Dr. that he needs to get 3 Viagra pills.The Dr. asks why?The old man says "Well Thusday night my girl friend is coming over. Friday night my exwife is coming over. Saturday this new chic I have been flirting it up with is coming over. I want to make sure I am at my best performance for all of them!"The Dr. reluctant but understandingly agrees to prescribe the old man the 3 viagra but says. "I want you in here 1st thing monday for a follow up visit!"Monday the old man shows up with his right arm in a sling.The Dr. Asks "What the hell happened to you?"The old man answers,"None of the girls showed up!!" :laughing guy: :LMAO: :laughing guy: Edited April 12, 2019 by Crimsonmistymemory 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Two old men meet at the park every Monday to swap tails of the week's affairs, and one of them shows up with the biggest grin on his face... Guy 1: "You won't believe how great my new boner pills are. Fast-acting, and they gave me the best erection ever!" Guy 2: "Wow! Can you get it over the counter?" Guy 1: "Maybe if I took two." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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_hi_water._ Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Why is Metallica the best band to tune your guitar with? Because nothing else matters.good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crimsonmistymemory Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 A man is deserted on a islandHis only companions a sheep & a dogAs time goes by the man gets lonelier & lonelierEach day the sheep is looking better and betterBut every time the man tries to be with the sheepThe dog will have no part of it!No matter what the man does to get at the sheep the dog is always thereOne day the man sees something floating out at the reefHe swims out to find the most beautiful woman he has ever seen floating unconscious on a raftHe gets the raft to shore and revives the beautiful womanAs she comes around she says you saved meI will do anything to show my gratitudeThe man says anything?She says anything!Then the man asks,Can you take the dog for a walk... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamas Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 I was just reading all of the previous jokes, some were funny - this made me giggle :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 A man is deserted on a islandHis only companions a sheep & a dogAs time goes by the man gets lonelier & lonelierEach day the sheep is looking better and betterBut every time the man tries to be with the sheepThe dog will have no part of it!No matter what the man does to get at the sheep the dog is always thereOne day the man sees something floating out at the reefHe swims out to find the most beautiful woman he has ever seen floating unconscious on a raftHe gets the raft to shore and revives the beautiful womanAs she comes around she says you saved meI will do anything to show my gratitudeThe man says anything?She says anything!Then the man asks,Can you take the dog for a walk...:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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