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A 90 year old man goes to the Dr.

He tells the Dr. that he needs to get 3 Viagra pills.

The Dr. asks why?

The old man says "Well Thusday night my girl friend is coming over. Friday night my exwife is coming over. Saturday this new chic I have been flirting it up with is coming over. I want to make sure I am at my best performance for all of them!"

The Dr. reluctant but understandingly agrees to prescribe the old man the 3 viagra but says. "I want you in here 1st thing monday for a follow up visit!"

Monday the old man shows up with his right arm in a sling.

The Dr. Asks "What the hell happened to you?"

The old man answers,

"None of the girls showed up!!"

 

:laughing guy: :LMAO: :laughing guy:

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Two old men meet at the park every Monday to swap tails of the week's affairs, and one of them shows up with the biggest grin on his face...

 

Guy 1: "You won't believe how great my new boner pills are. Fast-acting, and they gave me the best erection ever!"

 

Guy 2: "Wow! Can you get it over the counter?"

 

Guy 1: "Maybe if I took two."

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A man is deserted on a island

His only companions a sheep & a dog

As time goes by the man gets lonelier & lonelier

Each day the sheep is looking better and better

But every time the man tries to be with the sheep

The dog will have no part of it!

No matter what the man does to get at the sheep the dog is always there

One day the man sees something floating out at the reef

He swims out to find the most beautiful woman he has ever seen floating unconscious on a raft

He gets the raft to shore and revives the beautiful woman

As she comes around she says you saved me

I will do anything to show my gratitude

The man says anything?

She says anything!

Then the man asks,

Can you take the dog for a walk...

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I was just reading all of the previous jokes, some were funny - this made me giggle :)
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A man is deserted on a island

His only companions a sheep & a dog

As time goes by the man gets lonelier & lonelier

Each day the sheep is looking better and better

But every time the man tries to be with the sheep

The dog will have no part of it!

No matter what the man does to get at the sheep the dog is always there

One day the man sees something floating out at the reef

He swims out to find the most beautiful woman he has ever seen floating unconscious on a raft

He gets the raft to shore and revives the beautiful woman

As she comes around she says you saved me

I will do anything to show my gratitude

The man says anything?

She says anything!

Then the man asks,

Can you take the dog for a walk...

:lol:
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