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Neil Peart or Genital Herpes?

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Peart or Herpes  

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  1. 1. Would you prefer to be ship wrecked with Peart or live in Austin with genital herpes?

    • Herpes, I think there is a cream for that and Austin is fun.
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    • Ship wrecked with Peart and a case of Scotch, it's the concept album I always imagined.
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JohnRogers

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Not seeing my family till I die or herpes? How did anyone not vote for herpes?

Find a way off. Hanks and Wilson did.

Peart (who looks like Hanks anyway) & JB > Hanks & Wilson...but only marginally

 

Read the hypo again.

A bullshit thread requires my bullshit answers

A lot of deep thought went into this. I'm currently considering a scenario that involves being kidnapped by Alex Lifeson vs living down in the Florida Keys with crabs.

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JohnnyBlaze

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Not seeing my family till I die or herpes? How did anyone not vote for herpes?

Find a way off. Hanks and Wilson did.

Peart (who looks like Hanks anyway) & JB > Hanks & Wilson...but only marginally

 

Read the hypo again.

A bullshit thread requires my bullshit answers

A lot of deep thought went into this. I'm currently considering a scenario that involves being kidnapped by Alex Lifeson vs living down in the Florida Keys with crabs.

Does that last phrase mean living with crustaceans OR living with the physical condition?

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JohnRogers

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I see we have enough victims of herpes to start a Rush fan club in Houston. Or is it Austin? Oh well, somewhere in Texas.

Austin TX where you can find a bar hosting a great hard prog rock band. Let's face it the Macallan will run out, Neil won't live forever. Also like IBS there are treatments for genital herpes than make managing it tolerable.

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MMCXII

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"Neil Peart" and "Genital Herpes" look identical to a mouth-reader..
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I was going to go with Neil, the island and the booze until I saw that it was "forever." Maybe a month or two, or until the scotch runs out; that would be cool.
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Lucas

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Hmmm, tough choice but I think I'll go with Peart. :LOL:

Then it looks like you, me, Peart, and Scotch. Doesn't sound so bad.

 

Not too bad until you see me standing there behind the palm tree in the Ace Frehley greasepaint

 

Please, no herpes for me

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JohnnyBlaze

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Hmmm, tough choice but I think I'll go with Peart. :LOL:

Then it looks like you, me, Peart, and Scotch. Doesn't sound so bad.

 

Not too bad until you see me standing there behind the palm tree in the Ace Frehley greasepaint

 

Please, no herpes for me

Ace Frehley solo on palm leaves with back parallel to the sand would be a godsend. I think it'd match the scotch

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Lucas

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Hmmm, tough choice but I think I'll go with Peart. :LOL:

Then it looks like you, me, Peart, and Scotch. Doesn't sound so bad.

 

Not too bad until you see me standing there behind the palm tree in the Ace Frehley greasepaint

 

Please, no herpes for me

Ace Frehley solo on palm leaves with back parallel to the sand would be a godsend. I think it'd match the scotch

 

I love Ace, but I'm not sure I'd want to spend any amount of time with him on an island

 

At least I can picture Neil helping to build the hut and gathering food lol

 

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JohnnyBlaze

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Hmmm, tough choice but I think I'll go with Peart. :LOL:

Then it looks like you, me, Peart, and Scotch. Doesn't sound so bad.

 

Not too bad until you see me standing there behind the palm tree in the Ace Frehley greasepaint

 

Please, no herpes for me

Ace Frehley solo on palm leaves with back parallel to the sand would be a godsend. I think it'd match the scotch

 

I love Ace, but I'm not sure I'd want to spend any amount of time with him on an island

 

At least I can picture Neil helping to build the hut and gathering food lol

 

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I'd just pretend I didn't know Peart and I bet things would be perfectly fine. If I told him that I'm a fan, he'd probably pelt me with coconuts then flee to the other side of the island and log it in his journal about how the obsessive Rush fan on the island wouldn't leave him alone.

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Hmmm, tough choice but I think I'll go with Peart. :LOL:

Then it looks like you, me, Peart, and Scotch. Doesn't sound so bad.

 

Not too bad until you see me standing there behind the palm tree in the Ace Frehley greasepaint

 

Please, no herpes for me

Ace Frehley solo on palm leaves with back parallel to the sand would be a godsend. I think it'd match the scotch

 

I love Ace, but I'm not sure I'd want to spend any amount of time with him on an island

 

At least I can picture Neil helping to build the hut and gathering food lol

 

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I'd just pretend I didn't know Peart and I bet things would be perfectly fine. If I told him that I'm a fan, he'd probably pelt me with coconuts then flee to the other side of the island and log it in his journal about how the obsessive Rush fan on the island wouldn't leave him alone.

:laughing guy:

 

-Um...hey Neil, I could really use your help putting the roof on th....

 

Neil "Shut up...NO, You can't have my autograph!"

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JohnnyBlaze

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Hmmm, tough choice but I think I'll go with Peart. :LOL:

Then it looks like you, me, Peart, and Scotch. Doesn't sound so bad.

 

Not too bad until you see me standing there behind the palm tree in the Ace Frehley greasepaint

 

Please, no herpes for me

Ace Frehley solo on palm leaves with back parallel to the sand would be a godsend. I think it'd match the scotch

 

I love Ace, but I'm not sure I'd want to spend any amount of time with him on an island

 

At least I can picture Neil helping to build the hut and gathering food lol

 

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I'd just pretend I didn't know Peart and I bet things would be perfectly fine. If I told him that I'm a fan, he'd probably pelt me with coconuts then flee to the other side of the island and log it in his journal about how the obsessive Rush fan on the island wouldn't leave him alone.

:laughing guy:

 

-Um...hey Neil, I could really use your help putting the roof on th....

 

Neil "Shut up...NO, You can't have my autograph!"

:LOL:

 

Funnily, I was imagining a VERY similar situation...

 

Me: Neil, can you give me a hand with this fire?

 

Peart: You already own all the albums! What more do you want from me?!!! Just leave me alone!!!

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I think Neil would be very resourceful and take some initiative in building the shelter, at least until . .

 

Me: This is going well, I think we can do this.

 

Neil: Yes, of course - everything will be fine

 

Me: You got that right Professor

 

Neil: ( turns head slowly ... ominously ... ) What did you just call me ??

 

The next morning, there is no sign of Neil, but there are drag marks that lead into the ocean that resemble the bottom of a handmade boat . . . .

 

 

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I think Neil would be very resourceful and take some initiative in building the shelter, at least until . .

 

Me: This is going well, I think we can do this.

 

Neil: Yes, of course - everything will be fine

 

Me: You got that right Professor

 

Neil: ( turns head slowly ... ominously ... ) What did you just call me ??

 

The next morning, there is no sign of Neil, but there are drag marks that lead into the ocean that resemble the bottom of a handmade boat . . . .

And that's still loads better than herpes

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I think Neil would be very resourceful and take some initiative in building the shelter, at least until . .

 

Me: This is going well, I think we can do this.

 

Neil: Yes, of course - everything will be fine

 

Me: You got that right Professor

 

Neil: ( turns head slowly ... ominously ... ) What did you just call me ??

 

The next morning, there is no sign of Neil, but there are drag marks that lead into the ocean that resemble the bottom of a handmade boat . . . .

And that's still loads better than herpes

I sure hope he remembered to take Wilson.

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I think Neil would be very resourceful and take some initiative in building the shelter, at least until . .

 

Me: This is going well, I think we can do this.

 

Neil: Yes, of course - everything will be fine

 

Me: You got that right Professor

 

Neil: ( turns head slowly ... ominously ... ) What did you just call me ??

 

The next morning, there is no sign of Neil, but there are drag marks that lead into the ocean that resemble the bottom of a handmade boat . . . .

And that's still loads better than herpes

I sure hope he remembered to take Wilson.

Sometimes I think Brutus is Peart's Wilson.

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rushfanforever!

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Boy, I had a good laugh with this poll! Are we all really that bored? Peart or herpes, eh? Well, I'll take Peart any day over the dreaded

disease, but while you're at it, I'll have the case of Scotch as well too so I can scream at Peart all I want about ditching the gig!! RAHHHHH!!!!!

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