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How is Tick's campaign doing? I haven't seen him here lately; hope this doesn't mean he's given up before he's even started.

He's been busy with his Broncos.

 

:o Broncos?? Who wants a president that is more interested in football than bombs and terrorists??? What are we going to do if the enemy is about to attack and the Broncos happen to be playing?

I'm a multi tasker. Football, bombs, Isis....busy busy busy....

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How is Tick's campaign doing? I haven't seen him here lately; hope this doesn't mean he's given up before he's even started.

He's been busy with his Broncos.

 

:o Broncos?? Who wants a president that is more interested in football than bombs and terrorists??? What are we going to do if the enemy is about to attack and the Broncos happen to be playing?

I'm a multi tasker. Football, bombs, Isis....busy busy busy....

 

Glad to hear it. We need a president that can walk and chew gum at the same time.

 

You've got my vote. Mr. Tick.

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I hear Tick is skipping the debate tonight. He didn't like the way Megyn Kelly grilled him aboot which decade Permanent Waves belongs in.

 

She doesn't even know how to spell her first name right. What would she know anyway?

 

Wipe the floor with all of them tonight, Tick. :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader:

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Message from the Bacon Party candidate...

What will make America great again? Healthcare for all and a penalty if you don't agree? Is it free education? First off that is an unrealistic pipe dream that will never ever happen. Even if it did, what good is that education if you can't find a job after achieving it? We live in a country where the rich get richer and the middle class barely exists. The only thing that makes America great again is if we start to do for ourselves. Made in China needs to not be on everything we buy. Made in America means more jobs for everyone on every level from manual labor to corporate educated. Jobs for all. It means the rich must make less and put the good of our countries future first so prosperity returns to America and the rich stay rich because the country thrives again and sees a future. Everyone has a right to feel a future. That's my vision for America. Making less here means less jobs, less money and forces everyone to buy cheap goods make in counties like China because cheap in all they can afford. Doing thing for ourselves again is above all the road map to a better future. That and that alone is the only thing that saves us long term. It's time to look in the rear view mirror, turn the car around and go back there!

Justice for some, bacon for all! I'm Rich Lenotti and I believe in a future driven by the lifeblood of the America worker, not the double talking snake oil salesman politicians stealing our futures by selling it to the highest bidders!

I approve this message because this message is real!

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Bacon, cooked up EXTREMELY crispy, crushed up, and added to buttermilk pancakes, cooked, put on a plate with creamy peanut butter and Mrs. Butterworth's SF syrup.....MMMMMMMMMMM! Oh, and...

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It's time to look in the rear view mirror, turn the car around and go back there!

 

:clap: :ebert: :ebert: :clap: :ebert: :clap: :ebert: :clap: :ebert: :clap: :ebert: :clap: :clap:

 

So much for that lie repeated so often many have come to believe it: You can't go back.

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Tick and a boo

He's for you

hoo hoo hoo

and a cow moo

boo boop bee doo

and the new

I'll have one in republican blue

and girls that are goo goo

Tick is true

but he sniffs glue

it's in every sinew

hoo hoo hoo

kneel at Tick's pew

when he farts you'll go phew

and drink morning dew

right where you grew

I think I'm off to the loo...

hoo hoo hoo

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Tick and a boo

He's for you

hoo hoo hoo

and a cow moo

boo boop bee doo

and the new

I'll have one in republican blue

and girls that are goo goo

Tick is true

but he sniffs glue

it's in every sinew

hoo hoo hoo

kneel at Tick's pew

when he farts you'll go phew

and drink morning dew

right where you grew

I think I'm off to the loo...

hoo hoo hoo

Not your best work, Ducky.

 

C-

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Tick and a boo

He's for you

hoo hoo hoo

and a cow moo

boo boop bee doo

and the new

I'll have one in republican blue

and girls that are goo goo

Tick is true

but he sniffs glue

it's in every sinew

hoo hoo hoo

kneel at Tick's pew

when he farts you'll go phew

and drink morning dew

right where you grew

I think I'm off to the loo...

hoo hoo hoo

Not your best work, Ducky.

 

C-

It's what I was feeling at that moment! Stupidity? :16ton:

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Tick and a boo

He's for you

hoo hoo hoo

and a cow moo

boo boop bee doo

and the new

I'll have one in republican blue

and girls that are goo goo

Tick is true

but he sniffs glue

it's in every sinew

hoo hoo hoo

kneel at Tick's pew

when he farts you'll go phew

and drink morning dew

right where you grew

I think I'm off to the loo...

hoo hoo hoo

 

:clap: :LOL:

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Tick and a boo

He's for you

hoo hoo hoo

and a cow moo

boo boop bee doo

and the new

I'll have one in republican blue

and girls that are goo goo

Tick is true

but he sniffs glue

it's in every sinew

hoo hoo hoo

kneel at Tick's pew

when he farts you'll go phew

and drink morning dew

right where you grew

I think I'm off to the loo...

hoo hoo hoo

Not your best work, Ducky.

 

C-

Perhaps, haiku is more what you're looking for...

 

Lenotti to lead

Lead us to the sun and moon

Lead us to bacon

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Tick and a boo

He's for you

hoo hoo hoo

and a cow moo

boo boop bee doo

and the new

I'll have one in republican blue

and girls that are goo goo

Tick is true

but he sniffs glue

it's in every sinew

hoo hoo hoo

kneel at Tick's pew

when he farts you'll go phew

and drink morning dew

right where you grew

I think I'm off to the loo...

hoo hoo hoo

 

I know you can do better. I think you went awry after "pew." We want him to win. Not lose.

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Tick and a boo

He's for you

hoo hoo hoo

and a cow moo

boo boop bee doo

and the new

I'll have one in republican blue

and girls that are goo goo

Tick is true

but he sniffs glue

it's in every sinew

hoo hoo hoo

kneel at Tick's pew

when he farts you'll go phew

and drink morning dew

right where you grew

I think I'm off to the loo...

hoo hoo hoo

 

I know you can do better. I think you went awry after "pew." We want him to win. Not lose.

I'm waiting for yours! Get cracking!

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No his mind is not for rent to any god or government.. Geddy Lee for president!!
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