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Ah, the truth at last. The Yukon Blade Grinder is the only trustworthy news source these days.

We are here for you, the Rush fan...and to annoy those with no sense of humor.

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http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/33/332293a94d72c710f4ac86f9449096e548a88ef5d20958e40b9b78f565d68e04.jpg

We'd have to take it out to the parking lot Samuel L Jackson.

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http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/33/332293a94d72c710f4ac86f9449096e548a88ef5d20958e40b9b78f565d68e04.jpg

We'd have to take it out to the parking lot Samuel L Jackson.

That's Samuel L. "Muthufukkin" Jackson to you.
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Here's how these retirement rumors started.

 

Neil went to the tire store to get tires for one of his fancy shmancy cars. After driving on his new tires he was extremely disappointed in the performance (you know how anal Neil can be). So he took them back to the store and told them 'These tires suck! I want it retired!'

 

Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal special.

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Neil > Bonham

Neil couldn't hold Bonham's jockstrap. Have you heard "Battle of Evermore"? Drums are way above Neil's pay grade.

 

Dude? :eh:

Have you really listened to BOE? Intense stuff

 

Well, no, I've never heard it. But I won't let that get in the way of commenting! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkLM7qd8q5g

Neil wishes he could play tambourine like that

 

Also, Jimmy Page is playing a triple neck which means he's better than Alex, because Alex only plays a double neck!

Erm, no that was John Paul Jones on the triple neck and god awful backing vocals.
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Now I can rest easy. Bless the staff at The Yukon Blade Grinder for the gritty journalism and relentless quest for the truth.

 

What the frack is a click track???

It's to help white drummers with no inate sense of rythym.
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Neil > Bonham

Neil couldn't hold Bonham's jockstrap. Have you heard "Battle of Evermore"? Drums are way above Neil's pay grade.

 

Dude? :eh:

Have you really listened to BOE? Intense stuff

 

Well, no, I've never heard it. But I won't let that get in the way of commenting! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkLM7qd8q5g

Neil wishes he could play tambourine like that

 

Also, Jimmy Page is playing a triple neck which means he's better than Alex, because Alex only plays a double neck!

I gotta be honest...Zepplin live blows goats.

That appears to be during Page's heavy heroin days of the mid to late 70s. Yeah I'm guessing that heroin doesn't help an already sloppy guitar player
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Neil > Bonham

Neil couldn't hold Bonham's jockstrap. Have you heard "Battle of Evermore"? Drums are way above Neil's pay grade.

 

Dude? :eh:

Have you really listened to BOE? Intense stuff

 

Well, no, I've never heard it. But I won't let that get in the way of commenting! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkLM7qd8q5g

Neil wishes he could play tambourine like that

 

Also, Jimmy Page is playing a triple neck which means he's better than Alex, because Alex only plays a double neck!

I gotta be honest...Zepplin live blows goats.

That appears to be during Page's heavy heroin days of the mid to late 70s. Yeah I'm guessing that heroin doesn't help an already sloppy guitar player

I'm guessing yer right bro. It's difficult to watch, and to think people really dug this stuff at the time. Perhaps some still do.
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Neil > Bonham

Neil couldn't hold Bonham's jockstrap. Have you heard "Battle of Evermore"? Drums are way above Neil's pay grade.

 

Dude? :eh:

Have you really listened to BOE? Intense stuff

 

Well, no, I've never heard it. But I won't let that get in the way of commenting! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkLM7qd8q5g

Neil wishes he could play tambourine like that

 

Also, Jimmy Page is playing a triple neck which means he's better than Alex, because Alex only plays a double neck!

I gotta be honest...Zepplin live blows goats.

That appears to be during Page's heavy heroin days of the mid to late 70s. Yeah I'm guessing that heroin doesn't help an already sloppy guitar player

I'm guessing yer right bro. It's difficult to watch, and to think people really dug this stuff at the time. Perhaps some still do.

yeah well...everyone in the audience was pretty f***ed up as well so precision wasn't as necessary back in the day.
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Neil > Bonham

Neil couldn't hold Bonham's jockstrap. Have you heard "Battle of Evermore"? Drums are way above Neil's pay grade.

 

Dude? :eh:

Have you really listened to BOE? Intense stuff

 

Well, no, I've never heard it. But I won't let that get in the way of commenting! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkLM7qd8q5g

Neil wishes he could play tambourine like that

 

Also, Jimmy Page is playing a triple neck which means he's better than Alex, because Alex only plays a double neck!

I gotta be honest...Zepplin live blows goats.

That appears to be during Page's heavy heroin days of the mid to late 70s. Yeah I'm guessing that heroin doesn't help an already sloppy guitar player

I'm guessing yer right bro. It's difficult to watch, and to think people really dug this stuff at the time. Perhaps some still do.

yeah well...everyone in the audience was pretty f***ed up as well so precision wasn't as necessary back in the day.

Here they are sober...and kicking major ass

 

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Neil > Bonham

Neil couldn't hold Bonham's jockstrap. Have you heard "Battle of Evermore"? Drums are way above Neil's pay grade.

 

Dude? :eh:

Have you really listened to BOE? Intense stuff

 

Well, no, I've never heard it. But I won't let that get in the way of commenting! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkLM7qd8q5g

Neil wishes he could play tambourine like that

 

Also, Jimmy Page is playing a triple neck which means he's better than Alex, because Alex only plays a double neck!

Erm, no that was John Paul Jones on the triple neck and god awful backing vocals.

 

Are you sure? Because Wikipedia tells me JPJ plays mandolin (which someone does on this track), and it also shows pics of Page playing the same sort of triple neck that is played here. That's what I was going by.

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