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BEIJING—After seizing their 17th NBA title over the weekend, the Lakers are planning a victory parade for their loyal fans. Since there are still safety concerns in Los Angeles, the team has announced they will hold their celebration in their newly adopted hometown of Beijing, China.

 

 

"We cannot wait to celebrate our NBA title with our fans," said officials on the Lakers' Twitter feed. "After consulting with the People's Glorious Republic of China and the benevolent President Xi, we all agree that a joyful and inclusive public celebration will take place in Beijing. In the meantime, thank you again, Lakers Nation, for your support!"

The parade will feature a full military display of marching soldiers, tanks, and ballistic missiles with the phrase #BlackLivesMatter painted on the side. The main attraction will be a beautiful purple and gold L.A. Lakers parade float pulled by smiling Uyghur prisoners.

"Yeah, incredibly thankful to President Xi for hosting our parade," said LeBron James. "He's cool, man. Committed to social justice and all that. We in America have so much we can learn from him."

After the parade, the Lakers will be treated to a complimentary tour of the Wuhan virus lab.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-lakers-to-hold-victory-parade-in-hometown-of-beijing

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"The Brooklyn Nets scored 146 points on Sunday night and still managed to lose a basketball game to the NBA’s worst team."

 

Not the stuff of a championship-quality super team.

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Watching the Lakers-Heat game and it's my first glimpse of Miami's "vice-versa" uniforms. Light blue on one side, pink on the other, I guess it signals the future of sport uniforms.

 

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.nba.com/news/heat-unveil-vice-versa-uniforms&ved=2ahUKEwijxcHqgPzuAhWJuZ4KHRgABngQFjAAegQIARAC&usg=AOvVaw1FDa1o-vA1JW5OVszoYbSz&cshid=1613945905566

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Watching the Lakers-Heat game and it's my first glimpse of Miami's "vice-versa" uniforms. Light blue on one side, pink on the other, I guess it signals the future of sport uniforms.

 

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.nba.com/news/heat-unveil-vice-versa-uniforms&ved=2ahUKEwijxcHqgPzuAhWJuZ4KHRgABngQFjAAegQIARAC&usg=AOvVaw1FDa1o-vA1JW5OVszoYbSz&cshid=1613945905566

The Heat managed to unblow the lead, so I guess the unis worked.
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Gotta love the modern NBA, tonight James Harden passes Larry Bird on the all time scoring list, while Carmelo Anthony passes Hakem Olajuwon.
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What dafuq is wrong with people? Spitting, dumping popcorn, throwing water bottles, and now some arsehole has run onto the court in Washington. Have people simply forgotten how to behave in crowds? Are they just drunk morons?
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Harden makes it 43 seconds before exiting the game with a hamstring injury. The loaded Nets still went on to an easy game 1 win.
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Jokic becomes the lowest-drafted player ever to win the MVP, only to be swept in the next playoff series. A frustrated Jokic ended up being ejected after taking a swing at JCameron Payne. Suns' veteran Chris Paul put on a clinic in the series' game 4 to close things out.

 

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Down 16 at the half vs the Bucks, the Nets have come back to gain a one point lead with 7 min to go...

 

Durant has 41pts.

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Down 16 at the half vs the Bucks, the Nets have come back to gain a one point lead with 7 min to go...

 

Durant has 41pts.

Coming down to the wire. Nets up two pts, Bucks is at the line...Yannis misses the first, makes the second.

 

114 to go...

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And Durant hits an incredible clutch three to beat the shot clock!!! Bucks counter with a quick two. Nets up by two...45 seconds to go. Edited by goose
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Down two, Bucks get the defensive stop and the rebound! They push it up the floor... The drive! The dish! The turnover? :doh:

 

Compounded with a foul after the turnover. Durant extends the lead.

 

Up 111-108,Durant is fouled again and makes 1 of 2. Four -pt Net lead. Durant has scored 49 pts.

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