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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Michigan is a very good academic school. If you're good enough athletically it doesn't matter. However, if the course catalog for the chemistry classes mentioned the Ideal Gas Law Brady might find it interesting enough to attend.

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Michigan is a very good academic school. If you're good enough athletically it doesn't matter. However, if the course catalog for the chemistry classes mentioned the Ideal Gas Law Brady might find it interesting enough to attend.

 

You should look into a correspondence course in how hats made from aluminum foil block mind reading gizmos.

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Michigan is a very good academic school. If you're good enough athletically it doesn't matter. However, if the course catalog for the chemistry classes mentioned the Ideal Gas Law Brady might find it interesting enough to attend.

 

You should look into a correspondence course in how hats made from aluminum foil block mind reading gizmos.

There's not much of a business opportunity there, everyone in New England already has one, and they don't sell anywhere else.

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Michigan is a very good academic school. If you're good enough athletically it doesn't matter. However, if the course catalog for the chemistry classes mentioned the Ideal Gas Law Brady might find it interesting enough to attend.

 

You should look into a correspondence course in how hats made from aluminum foil block mind reading gizmos.

There's not much of a business opportunity there, everyone in New England already has one, and they don't sell anywhere else.

 

Oh, I don't know. The Jets think the locker rooms at Gillette are bugged. The Steelers think the Patriots control the weather. The Ravens think "deception" is improper in the NFL. Some people believe Attorney Wells isn't an agent of the NFL. I think you could make enough to wind up on Hillary's radar of enemies of the republic.

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Michigan is a very good academic school. If you're good enough athletically it doesn't matter. However, if the course catalog for the chemistry classes mentioned the Ideal Gas Law Brady might find it interesting enough to attend.

 

You should look into a correspondence course in how hats made from aluminum foil block mind reading gizmos.

There's not much of a business opportunity there, everyone in New England already has one, and they don't sell anywhere else.

 

Oh, I don't know. The Jets think the locker rooms at Gillette are bugged. The Steelers think the Patriots control the weather. The Ravens think "deception" is improper in the NFL. Some people believe Attorney Wells isn't an agent of the NFL. I think you could make enough to wind up on Hillary's radar of enemies of the republic.

31 fanbases know who the Patriots are. Actually, some portion of the 32nd do too, and a smaller portion are actually honest enough to admit it.

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Missed the point my friend. He Doesnt need to deflate balls, tape practices, or bug rooms either. He's actually pretty good. He would skip classes now not because he's dumb it would be because he can

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Missed the point my friend. He Doesnt need to deflate balls, tape practices, or bug rooms either. He's actually pretty good. He would skip classes now not because he's dumb it would be because he can

If all that is true, they should put him in charge of the school of insurance there.

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Michigan is a very good academic school. If you're good enough athletically it doesn't matter. However, if the course catalog for the chemistry classes mentioned the Ideal Gas Law Brady might find it interesting enough to attend.

 

You should look into a correspondence course in how hats made from aluminum foil block mind reading gizmos.

There's not much of a business opportunity there, everyone in New England already has one, and they don't sell anywhere else.

 

Oh, I don't know. The Jets think the locker rooms at Gillette are bugged. The Steelers think the Patriots control the weather. The Ravens think "deception" is improper in the NFL. Some people believe Attorney Wells isn't an agent of the NFL. I think you could make enough to wind up on Hillary's radar of enemies of the republic.

31 fanbases know who the Patriots are. Actually, some portion of the 32nd do too, and a smaller portion are actually honest enough to admit it.

 

I know YOU'LL buy 40 of the hats, but that does nothing for your profit.

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Michigan is a very good academic school. If you're good enough athletically it doesn't matter. However, if the course catalog for the chemistry classes mentioned the Ideal Gas Law Brady might find it interesting enough to attend.

 

You should look into a correspondence course in how hats made from aluminum foil block mind reading gizmos.

There's not much of a business opportunity there, everyone in New England already has one, and they don't sell anywhere else.

 

Oh, I don't know. The Jets think the locker rooms at Gillette are bugged. The Steelers think the Patriots control the weather. The Ravens think "deception" is improper in the NFL. Some people believe Attorney Wells isn't an agent of the NFL. I think you could make enough to wind up on Hillary's radar of enemies of the republic.

31 fanbases know who the Patriots are. Actually, some portion of the 32nd do too, and a smaller portion are actually honest enough to admit it.

 

I know YOU'LL buy 40 of the hats, but that does nothing for your profit.

The profit margin wouldn't be a problem, New Englanders will pretty much buy anything at any price. And I can even throw in a Bernie bumper sticker for free, he's an icon there.

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Missed the point my friend. He Doesnt need to deflate balls, tape practices, or bug rooms either. He's actually pretty good. He would skip classes now not because he's dumb it would be because he can

If all that is true, they should put him in charge of the school of insurance there.

All what?

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Missed the point my friend. He Doesnt need to deflate balls, tape practices, or bug rooms either. He's actually pretty good. He would skip classes now not because he's dumb it would be because he can

If all that is true, they should put him in charge of the school of insurance there.

All what?

All the stuff they did.

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Missed the point my friend. He Doesnt need to deflate balls, tape practices, or bug rooms either. He's actually pretty good. He would skip classes now not because he's dumb it would be because he can

If all that is true, they should put him in charge of the school of insurance there.

All what?

All the stuff they did.

Meh, we already have at least one thread about this. This is about expansion.

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Missed the point my friend. He Doesnt need to deflate balls, tape practices, or bug rooms either. He's actually pretty good. He would skip classes now not because he's dumb it would be because he can

If all that is true, they should put him in charge of the school of insurance there.

All what?

All the stuff they did.

Meh, we already have at least one thread about this. This is about expansion.

 

Good luck getting the tin foil hat wearing fellas to focus on ANYTHING else.

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Missed the point my friend. He Doesnt need to deflate balls, tape practices, or bug rooms either. He's actually pretty good. He would skip classes now not because he's dumb it would be because he can

If all that is true, they should put him in charge of the school of insurance there.

All what?

All the stuff they did.

Meh, we already have at least one thread about this. This is about expansion.

 

Good luck getting the tin foil hat wearing fellas to focus on ANYTHING else.

People who refer to themselves in the third person are SO annoying.

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Missed the point my friend. He Doesnt need to deflate balls, tape practices, or bug rooms either. He's actually pretty good. He would skip classes now not because he's dumb it would be because he can

If all that is true, they should put him in charge of the school of insurance there.

All what?

All the stuff they did.

Meh, we already have at least one thread about this. This is about expansion.

 

Good luck getting the tin foil hat wearing fellas to focus on ANYTHING else.

People who refer to themselves in the third person are SO annoying.

 

As annoying as people who wear tin foil hats so Mr. Kraft can't read their minds?

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Missed the point my friend. He Doesnt need to deflate balls, tape practices, or bug rooms either. He's actually pretty good. He would skip classes now not because he's dumb it would be because he can

If all that is true, they should put him in charge of the school of insurance there.

All what?

All the stuff they did.

Meh, we already have at least one thread about this. This is about expansion.

 

Good luck getting the tin foil hat wearing fellas to focus on ANYTHING else.

People who refer to themselves in the third person are SO annoying.

 

As annoying as people who wear tin foil hats so Mr. Kraft can't read their minds?

Just win, baby...

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Missed the point my friend. He Doesnt need to deflate balls, tape practices, or bug rooms either. He's actually pretty good. He would skip classes now not because he's dumb it would be because he can

If all that is true, they should put him in charge of the school of insurance there.

All what?

All the stuff they did.

Meh, we already have at least one thread about this. This is about expansion.

 

Good luck getting the tin foil hat wearing fellas to focus on ANYTHING else.

People who refer to themselves in the third person are SO annoying.

 

As annoying as people who wear tin foil hats so Mr. Kraft can't read their minds?

Just win, baby...

 

How'd the Dolphins make out this week? I know they had another AFC East opponent. Divisional games are really important for playoff seeding.

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Missed the point my friend. He Doesnt need to deflate balls, tape practices, or bug rooms either. He's actually pretty good. He would skip classes now not because he's dumb it would be because he can

If all that is true, they should put him in charge of the school of insurance there.

All what?

All the stuff they did.

Meh, we already have at least one thread about this. This is about expansion.

 

Good luck getting the tin foil hat wearing fellas to focus on ANYTHING else.

People who refer to themselves in the third person are SO annoying.

 

As annoying as people who wear tin foil hats so Mr. Kraft can't read their minds?

Just win, baby...

 

How'd the Dolphins make out this week? I know they had another AFC East opponent. Divisional games are really important for playoff seeding.

Came up a little short. How about your team, did they have to cheat to beat the Redskins? If so, how do you know?

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Missed the point my friend. He Doesnt need to deflate balls, tape practices, or bug rooms either. He's actually pretty good. He would skip classes now not because he's dumb it would be because he can

If all that is true, they should put him in charge of the school of insurance there.

All what?

All the stuff they did.

Meh, we already have at least one thread about this. This is about expansion.

 

Good luck getting the tin foil hat wearing fellas to focus on ANYTHING else.

People who refer to themselves in the third person are SO annoying.

 

As annoying as people who wear tin foil hats so Mr. Kraft can't read their minds?

Just win, baby...

 

How'd the Dolphins make out this week? I know they had another AFC East opponent. Divisional games are really important for playoff seeding.

Came up a little short. How about your team, did they have to cheat to beat the Redskins? If so, how do you know?

 

The Patriots had a little tougher opponent this week than they had last week, so the point differential was a little lower. They won again though. I"m not aware of them ever cheating, so I don't see why I'd suspect them of doing so this week.

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Missed the point my friend. He Doesnt need to deflate balls, tape practices, or bug rooms either. He's actually pretty good. He would skip classes now not because he's dumb it would be because he can

If all that is true, they should put him in charge of the school of insurance there.

All what?

All the stuff they did.

Meh, we already have at least one thread about this. This is about expansion.

 

Good luck getting the tin foil hat wearing fellas to focus on ANYTHING else.

People who refer to themselves in the third person are SO annoying.

 

As annoying as people who wear tin foil hats so Mr. Kraft can't read their minds?

Just win, baby...

 

How'd the Dolphins make out this week? I know they had another AFC East opponent. Divisional games are really important for playoff seeding.

Came up a little short. How about your team, did they have to cheat to beat the Redskins? If so, how do you know?

 

The Patriots had a little tougher opponent this week than they had last week, so the point differential was a little lower. They won again though. I"m not aware of them ever cheating, so I don't see why I'd suspect them of doing so this week.

Hillary was shocked when she heard about Monica too.

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Missed the point my friend. He Doesnt need to deflate balls, tape practices, or bug rooms either. He's actually pretty good. He would skip classes now not because he's dumb it would be because he can

If all that is true, they should put him in charge of the school of insurance there.

All what?

All the stuff they did.

Meh, we already have at least one thread about this. This is about expansion.

 

Good luck getting the tin foil hat wearing fellas to focus on ANYTHING else.

 

Or getting you folks wearing blinders to SEE reality.

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Put a team in Goatnut, TN. We got game!

Move the Lions there...please, please, please. Seriously, no need for additional teams but move at least one to LA. When you look at the divisions, they are seriously misaligned geographically. By shuffling the divisions, you may create more regional interest. For example, WTF is Miami in the East when the division should be Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and Atl (and maybe New Orleans)? Same thing with Dallas...WTF are they in the east?

 

Miami probably belongs in the SEC. They wouldn't win it, but they'd be a solid .500 in conference.

New England belongs in the SEC because everyone (well, maybe not Vanderbilt) breaks the rules in that conference.

 

And most of the fans wouldn't have it any other way...at least it immunizes them against charges of hypocrisy which in their minds everyone else is because they don't know how to think any other way.

Brady will pay someone to get surgery to attend classes for him.

 

I'm pretty sure Michigan is a decent academic school. If he could stay eligible at Michigan I'm sure he could handle the SEC's rigorous academic standards.

Missed the point my friend. He Doesnt need to deflate balls, tape practices, or bug rooms either. He's actually pretty good. He would skip classes now not because he's dumb it would be because he can

If all that is true, they should put him in charge of the school of insurance there.

All what?

All the stuff they did.

Meh, we already have at least one thread about this. This is about expansion.

 

Good luck getting the tin foil hat wearing fellas to focus on ANYTHING else.

 

Or getting you folks wearing blinders to SEE reality.

Oh, he knows. He's too smart not to. He just enjoys trolling.

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Add four expansion teams, bring the league to 36. Add them in LA, Las Vegas, Portland and Toronto.

 

Go back to the old "East/West/Central" divisions, but add a "North/South" subdivision within them. Top team from each subdivision makes the playoffs so long as they have a .500 record or better. If they don't, then a wildcard from the other side of their division makes it. If the second team there isn't at .500, it falls back to a conference wildcard.

 

The divisions would look as such:

NFC East (North) New York, Philadelphia, Toronto. (South) Dallas, Washington, Carolina.

NFC Central (North) Minnesota, Green Bay, Chicago. (South) Detroit, Tampa, Atlanta.

NFC West (North) Seattle, San Francisco, St Louis. (South) LA, New Orleans, Arizona.

 

AFC East (North) New England, New York, Buffalo. (South) Miami, Jacksonville, Tennessee.

AFC Central (North) Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Cleveland. (South) Cincy, Houston, Indianapolis.

AFC West (North) Denver, Portland, Kansas City. (South) San Diego, Oakland, Las Vegas

 

Each team would play their two subdivisional opponents twice, and would play their three other divisional opponents once each. Season goes to 18 games with 2 byes for a 20 week regular season. No preseason.

 

So now, get me Goodell's number so I can get this done.

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