goose Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) don't feel bad. I shit myself drinking a king cobra onceWe had a college friend we nicknamed 'shitty' because he got so drunk, passed out on his couch and shit all over it.Always great to have a friend around that'll shit on the sofa.No matter what you do after that, you're still less of an ass than your friend. "Dude, at least i didn't shit the couch..." Edited September 18, 2015 by goose 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 don't feel bad. I shit myself drinking a king cobra onceWe had a college friend we nicknamed 'shitty' because he got so drunk, passed out on his couch and shit all over it.Always great to have a friend around that'll shit on the sofa.No matter what you do after that, you're still less of an ass than your friend. "Dude, at least i didn't shit the couch..."Poor bastard still probably has nightmares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gypsy muse Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 two things that i don't like : http://ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2015/09/Metallica-Beer-630x420.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gypsy muse Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 two things that i don't like : http://ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2015/09/Metallica-Beer-630x420.jpg now that I think about it, last two times I've had budweiser I got a headache before I was even done drinking. maybe it does suck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 don't feel bad. I shit myself drinking a king cobra onceWe had a college friend we nicknamed 'shitty' because he got so drunk, passed out on his couch and shit all over it.Always great to have a friend around that'll shit on the sofa.No matter what you do after that, you're still less of an ass than your friend. "Dude, at least i didn't shit the couch..."Poor bastard still probably has nightmares.Who...the guy who cleaned the couch? How the hell do you decide who gets that job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) don't feel bad. I shit myself drinking a king cobra onceWe had a college friend we nicknamed 'shitty' because he got so drunk, passed out on his couch and shit all over it.Always great to have a friend around that'll shit on the sofa.No matter what you do after that, you're still less of an ass than your friend. "Dude, at least i didn't shit the couch..."Poor bastard still probably has nightmares.Who...the guy who cleaned the couch? How the hell do you decide who gets that job?There's one job: the guy who incinerates that then-useless couch. ((Edited to add)): the nightmare should belong to the shitter. Edited September 18, 2015 by JohnnyBlaze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 don't feel bad. I shit myself drinking a king cobra onceWe had a college friend we nicknamed 'shitty' because he got so drunk, passed out on his couch and shit all over it.Always great to have a friend around that'll shit on the sofa.No matter what you do after that, you're still less of an ass than your friend. "Dude, at least i didn't shit the couch..."Poor bastard still probably has nightmares.Who...the guy who cleaned the couch? How the hell do you decide who gets that job?There's one job: the guy who incinerates that then-useless couch. ((Edited to add)): the nightmare should belong to the shitter. The same guy got drunk, wandered off and passed out in a culvert. He said he woke up next to a raccoon! The guy today, he's a cop... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 don't feel bad. I shit myself drinking a king cobra onceWe had a college friend we nicknamed 'shitty' because he got so drunk, passed out on his couch and shit all over it.Always great to have a friend around that'll shit on the sofa.No matter what you do after that, you're still less of an ass than your friend. "Dude, at least i didn't shit the couch..."Poor bastard still probably has nightmares.Who...the guy who cleaned the couch? How the hell do you decide who gets that job?There's one job: the guy who incinerates that then-useless couch. ((Edited to add)): the nightmare should belong to the shitter. The same guy got drunk, wandered off and passed out in a culvert. He said he woke up next to a raccoon! The guy today, he's a cop...Officer Shitter. Officer Shitty. Can't decide which one stinks more. ;) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 don't feel bad. I shit myself drinking a king cobra onceWe had a college friend we nicknamed 'shitty' because he got so drunk, passed out on his couch and shit all over it.One of my friends tried taking a shit in his desk drawer one night. I think the drawer fell out of his desk and he gave up. Lucky for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 How fitting. A thread about Budweiser has turned into a thread about shit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Budweiser. You can travel the trailers parks of the world, and never find a better beer. :LMAO: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librarian Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Beer. It brings out the best in people - :syrinx: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John V Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Bud is selling Bud Light cans with NFL team themes on them.I saw the commercials recently.I'm certain they will be fan regional based.Good marketing plans whether you like Bud or not. I like Bud Light personally. Have a fridge full of Bud Light at this very moment.I buy whats on sale. Bought Natural Light last time.I saw that too, even rewound the commercial because I didn't see the Packers can... or the Bears, Cowboys or Vikings. I have to assume it's because of Miller's relationship with the Packers, formerly a locally owned WI brewer.now that I think about it, last two times I've had budweiser I got a headache before I was even done drinking. maybe it does suck? I didn't see the Dolphin themed can either. I also backed up to see! Funny regarding Budweiser and headaches/hangovers.I go to a local bar in town that has Busch and Busch Light for $1 a can. Ice cold. I have been know to sit there and play pool for several hours and I always feel like shit the next day.Last Weds, I decided to try a better more expensive beer to see if I could avoid the hangover. So I chose the $1.75 Bud Light can.I drank Bud Light instead and did not get a hang over.So it seems Bud came out on top in that scientific study I performed earlier this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g under p Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Budweiser....wasted fluids with bubbles.....Metallica's first four albums close to perfection. I don't understand this combo when I thought James was a recovering Alcoholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 don't feel bad. I shit myself drinking a king cobra onceWe had a college friend we nicknamed 'shitty' because he got so drunk, passed out on his couch and shit all over it.One of my friends tried taking a shit in his desk drawer one night. I think the drawer fell out of his desk and he gave up. Lucky for him. What's with you guys' friends? One shits on the sofa, the other tries in a desk. Any of them ever try pinching a loaf in a potted plant or litter box like a civilized drunkard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John V Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Budweiser! The King of Beers!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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