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Happy Birthday Hatchet Pete

 

And now at last they're playing your song:

 

He gets undressed in the forest

He gets naked among the trees

For maidens want stripping done right

but the oaf just stands and pees

 

The trouble with the maidens

And they're pissed off every night

They say the oaf is just too slobby

And so fat he blocks out the light

Pete's don't care about girl feelings

as long as they get laid

And he's hoping that the maidens

will make the bedroom grade

 

There is trouble in the forest

female features turning angry red

As the maidens become aggressive

Pete just stays in bed

 

So the maidens formed a circle

Around his bed until daylight

"Pete's a tub of guts and seedy

We will whip him into shape"

Now there's no more food obsession

For they passed a draconian law

And now he is kept in trim

By Hatchet Pete wiring up his own jaw

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Happy Birthday Hatchet Pete

 

And now at last they're playing your song:

 

He gets undressed in the forest

He gets naked among the trees

For maidens want stripping done right

but the oaf just stands and pees

 

The trouble with the maidens

And they're pissed off every night

They say the oaf is just too slobby

And so fat he blocks out the light

Pete's don't care about girl feelings

as long as they get laid

And he's hoping that the maidens

will make the bedroom grade

 

There is trouble in the forest

female features turning angry red

As the maidens become aggressive

Pete just stays in bed

 

So the maidens formed a circle

Around his bed until daylight

"Pete's a tub of guts and seedy

We will whip him into shape"

Now there's no more food obsession

For they passed a draconian law

And now he is kept in trim

By Hatchet Pete wiring up his own jaw

 

Awesome!! :clap: :LOL:

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Happy Birthday Hatchet Pete

 

And now at last they're playing your song:

 

He gets undressed in the forest

He gets naked among the trees

For maidens want stripping done right

but the oaf just stands and pees

 

The trouble with the maidens

And they're pissed off every night

They say the oaf is just too slobby

And so fat he blocks out the light

Pete's don't care about girl feelings

as long as they get laid

And he's hoping that the maidens

will make the bedroom grade

 

There is trouble in the forest

female features turning angry red

As the maidens become aggressive

Pete just stays in bed

 

So the maidens formed a circle

Around his bed until daylight

"Pete's a tub of guts and seedy

We will whip him into shape"

Now there's no more food obsession

For they passed a draconian law

And now he is kept in trim

By Hatchet Pete wiring up his own jaw

 

:clap: :clap: :clap:

 

Ps - :D :D Happy Birthday, Hatchetaxe&saw! :D :D

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