Freddy Lee Posted October 22, 2015 Author Share Posted October 22, 2015 We don't have any shit we shouldve predicted in 1985! And the METS are in the World Series, not the Cubs! Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 We don't have any shit we shouldve predicted in 1985 Truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 It's hard to predict the future Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I can predict the future. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 If you rearrange the letters in "future", you can find the word "uretuf". This is Laotian for "future". Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I've been to Laos. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Laos is like on the other side of the world from where I am now. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I don't speak Laotian. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Lee Posted October 22, 2015 Author Share Posted October 22, 2015 I speak Laotian. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I invented Loation, and my wife loves it when I rub her down with it. truth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I've been to every country bordering Laos except for Myanmar. And I haven't been to Laos. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 The lands of Laos was involved in the Vietnam War. lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 I haven't not been to Myanmar. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gypsy muse Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 This is confusing...truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Just in case you're confused, x1yyz's lie with the double negative means she hasn't been to Myanmar. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Just in case you're confused, x1yyz's lie with the double negative means she hasn't been to Myanmar. Then I did something wrong because I really have been to Myanmar! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Just in case you're confused, x1yyz's lie with the double negative means she hasn't been to Myanmar. Then I did something wrong because I really have been to Myanmar!Yup, you did something wrong. You said "I haven't not been". It means you've been to Myanmar. BUT the request before your sentence was to LIE...which means you didn't go to Myanmar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Just in case you're confused, x1yyz's lie with the double negative means she hasn't been to Myanmar. Then I did something wrong because I really have been to Myanmar!Yup, you did something wrong. You said "I haven't not been". It means you've been to Myanmar. BUT the request before your sentence was to LIE...which means you didn't go to Myanmar. And this is why good writers do not use double negatives :) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Lee Posted October 23, 2015 Author Share Posted October 23, 2015 Lie? Ok. I am in a coffin six feet under. Truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 This is a design coffin in Ghana:http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Ghana-coffins.jpgHere's another:http://www.moolf.com/images/stories/Interesting/Coffins-from-Ghana/Coffins-from-Ghana-10.jpg Lie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Lee Posted October 24, 2015 Author Share Posted October 24, 2015 I am allergic to pineapples Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Pineapples are tasty. Truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 There was a Halloween party at one of the offices that I work at this evening. I won the costume contest. Hooray! I can always use more chocolate and cookies! Lie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I invented costume parties truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Halloween is a great holiday to spend in San Francisco. So many people here get dressed up. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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