Super25Smasher Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I lost a $20 bet when you said that Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 My mind contains a miniature version of world of Marvel. When I sneeze the Hulk often flies out and because he's green I think he's a bit of snot and wipe him up throw him down the toilet. truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Today's lunch was onion rings and a beer. Because I could. Truth 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I had fish fingers earlier. lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I am a Lesbian! lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Every morning when my alarm sounds, I get up immediately, pull the curtains open, grab my bugle, and play "Reveille" in order to wake up my wife. Lie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I get up each morning and put on some thrash metal to wake up my 6 wives! truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I have 5 brothers. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket ignites Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 “huh?” (or its equivalent) exists in all languages. TRUTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) I see signs like this all the time. This one is a restaurant near one of the train stations I regularly pass through.http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/andrewq2112/Mobile%20Uploads/image_9.jpgNo insects, just bad English. Truth Edited October 13, 2015 by JohnnyBlaze 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I saw insects on the menu while in Thailand. Truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I tried to order scorpions twice in China but both restaurants I tried at were sold out. Truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Dad Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Tibor Fischer is my favorite contemporary novelist. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I too am a novelist. My last work "Maggot: A Year Living Underground" was an investigative journal focusing on the dirt behind various insect colonies. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) I wrote every book in history and now I am turning them into TV sitcoms ltruth Edited October 14, 2015 by Crimsonmistymemory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 John Lithgow was originally chosen to play the role of Frasier Crane but turned it down. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 I invented Frasier Crane Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 I am not a novelist but I am a biographer. I wrote a biography "Maggot: A year with the New England Patriots and their cheating quarterback" last year, but Judge Berman doesn't allow anything negative to be published about his man crush. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 The Patriots are 4-0 lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 The Patriots would be 4-0 if a federal judge hadn't been bought. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 The Judge was paid off by the Patriots Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Mike Glennon will fetch a second round pick in next year's draft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 truth or falsehood?? Ok why don't you guess, I now live on top of a rocky ledge near the summit of Everest. lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 There isn't a young chick standing next to me on the train wearing a maid costume with black & white striped stockings. She also isn't applying black eyeliner as the train pushes north. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 The thread about Geddy at the ball game scares me a little Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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