JohnnyBlaze Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I agree. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I'm tired. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 "Blaze" is from the Latin word "Johnny" which means "The Ghost Rider". Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 treeducks are the Olympic athletes of the animal kingdom truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 The beatle is the lion of the insect kingdom lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Every time I jump out of the window I fly lie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I flew around the earth so fast opposite of it's rotation. I traveled back in time far enough to feed apples and sugar cubes to dinosaurs truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I'm getting ready to eat some snacks, but I'm too lazy to get up and get them! lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Before entering a home in Japan, make sure to take off your shoes, shirt, pants/shorts, and any undergarments you may be wearing. It is essential that you are fully nude as this is seen as polite. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I've ate all the snacks now I feel even lazier truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 10 years ago last summer on a cramped train coming back from Tai Shan to Beijing, a dozen or so bored out of their minds Chinese (standing & sitting) carefully watched my friend and I play cards for 8 hours. There was a bicycle wheel occasionally spinning above my head as someone had wedged it up in the overhead storage area while I was partially stepping on a massive bag of rice that someone was bringing back from the styx. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 (edited) When I sit with my laptop on my lap (like I am now) I have to get my hair out of the way so it doesn't get caught underneath. truth Edited October 2, 2015 by treeduck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Soon I'm probably going to shave my head like I did 20 years ago because I'm tired of shampooing and brushing and having it blown to shit on gusty days. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Hair is over rated, but I am glad mine only thinned and turned grey as opposed to falling out. lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I'm a career-driven business woman. Next: truth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Truth I once stole a horse. But I gave it back after going for a ride. Lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 This is a picture of me at my high school graduation:http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/Centaur.preview.jpg Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I've not gone grey or lost my hair. In fact I've got more hair than most women of any age! truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Today went from fine to total shit within 2 minutes. Amazing really. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 (edited) Gremlins thrive at my work on Friday's ( especially on hospital jobs) they will ruin the day in a heartbeat and keep you there late when all you wanted to do was leave early. We now refer to the day as "No Touch Friday" lie Edited October 2, 2015 by Crimsonmistymemory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I'm writing, playing and producing new music for Lady Gaga for her new METAL album. Lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 It's very comfortable when your parents come to visit and an ED commercial comes on. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I never had a hard on for 4 hours. But then again I have never taken an ED pill truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I straightened up part of the basement storage room today, in preparation for moving in the next few months. Truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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