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I hate Neil because...


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Because he doesn't cater to every fans demands.

 

I bought his albums! I own him, dangit!

 

 

 

Hunched in the corner of the dressing-room*

Trying to get back to the real...

Uh-oh, here they come, ready for their meal:

 

Energy Vampires, crawling out of the wall,

They want to steal my vitality,

They want to drink it all.

 

This guy says that he wrote all my songs,

This girl says she's had my baby -

Me, I don't know them from Adam and Eve,

Sometimes I really believe I'm going crazy.

 

"Excuse me while I suck your blood,

Excuse me when I phone you,

I've got every one of your records, man,

Doesn't that mean I own you?"

Oh, sure, I long ago decided to make myself an exponent

Of public possession in the private obsession zone.

 

But now I'm serious, let's be serious,

I'm not selling you my soul,

Try to put it in the records

But I've got to keep my life my own.

One thing I've not got a lot of is time

And it's slipping away...

 

I've got a life to live too.

 

Peter Hammill- Energy Vampires

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I come back to my beloved TRF for a rare visit, and am greeted by THIS?

 

<sigh>

 

Don't hate the forum

 

Be the forum

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God can this thread just be completely evaporated?

You may be shocked to know that you don't have to click on the thread

 

Well stated!

 

Even my kid knew better than to pull my finger by the time he was 6.

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God can this thread just be completely evaporated?

You may be shocked to know that you don't have to click on the thread

 

Well stated!

 

Even my kid knew better than to pull my finger by the time he was 6.

Or a video of a bull castration

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