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Our friend and to some enemy is quickly approaching 10,000 posts.

What will Tombstone's 10,000th post finally say??

 

My guess.

 

MOIST :dweez: :drool: :bitchslap: :notworthy:

 

I predict he gets there halfway thru the St. Paul show...if Bob shows back up

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It was 1954, when most of you were in short pants or dead. 1954 that was when I made my 10,000th post...a long long time ago...slowcoach...

treeduck is a Oak among us grass seed

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It was 1954, when most of you were in short pants or dead. 1954 that was when I made my 10,000th post...a long long time ago...slowcoach...

Treeduck. I wonder if he's even read the stories I've written about him. I wonder...
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If history has taught me anything, this will turn into a roast thread and TM will never make that 10K post. He'll stop at 9999 because he took offense to the roast thread...
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If history has taught me anything, this will turn into a roast thread and TM will never make that 10K post. He'll stop at 9999 because he took offense to the roast thread...

Bring it on...I am one of you!

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Scandal Rocks Yukon Blade Grinder

 

By Seymour Hersh

http://alternatifsiyaset.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Seymour-Hersh-100x100.jpeg

 

It’s been a few weeks since a since the YBG announced upcoming merchandise, which included Totem, a natural male enhancement. In a night raid on a high-walled compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, we learned the truth behind this new product.

 

What we found was shocking. Discarded prescription pills were being mixed with antifreeze and oyster extract. This concoction was then mixed with Nic Cage’s low selling cologne, “Beyond the Gilded Cage”.

 

When we went looking for the “brains” behind YGB, we found a man trying to get his goat drunk, with a bottle of Totem within reach.

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/2/7/collegehumor.edd015722bcfab31d7460227b6590102.jpg

 

He declined comment, but we followed him around for a few days while he went foraging in the woods. When questioned, he told us he was looking for morals, presumably to compensate for his immoral behavior. We were then instructed to leave his property, and the flash of a shotgun was enough to convince us.

 

Our readers deserve the truth, and we have only scratched the surface. Hopefully as more is uncovered, I will be there!

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If history has taught me anything, this will turn into a roast thread and TM will never make that 10K post. He'll stop at 9999 because he took offense to the roast thread...

 

Quite right, Your Awesomeness!

 

This thread brings back memories.

 

We may never live to see the Goatnut Gadabout hit ten thousand posts.

 

If we do, I predict again, as I did in the other epic thread, that the milestone post will be about gerbils.

 

What else is left to write about???

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My man. The big day cometh and right soon... :cheers: I will start to post bad things about CA to speed up the process. Anything I can do to help...
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So with the TM throttle on, we are going to hear very little about any potential girlfriends dancing during RtB tonite?
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Scandal Rocks Yukon Blade Grinder

 

By Seymour Hersh

http://alternatifsiyaset.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Seymour-Hersh-100x100.jpeg

 

It’s been a few weeks since a since the YBG announced upcoming merchandise, which included Totem, a natural male enhancement. In a night raid on a high-walled compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, we learned the truth behind this new product.

 

What we found was shocking. Discarded prescription pills were being mixed with antifreeze and oyster extract. This concoction was then mixed with Nic Cage’s low selling cologne, “Beyond the Gilded Cage”.

 

When we went looking for the “brains” behind YGB, we found a man trying to get his goat drunk, with a bottle of Totem within reach.

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/2/7/collegehumor.edd015722bcfab31d7460227b6590102.jpg

 

He declined comment, but we followed him around for a few days while he went foraging in the woods. When questioned, he told us he was looking for morals, presumably to compensate for his immoral behavior. We were then instructed to leave his property, and the flash of a shotgun was enough to convince us.

 

Our readers deserve the truth, and we have only scratched the surface. Hopefully as more is uncovered, I will be there!

 

Ah, yes, The Gilded Cage. 75% of the time, it works every time (better than Sex Panther)

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My man. The big day cometh and right soon... :cheers: I will start to post bad things about CA to speed up the process. Anything I can do to help...

That's a good idea. :)

I know Mick has upped his post count quite a bit lately on his own. If we tag team him we could get him to 10,000 in no time... :LOL:
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It was 1954, when most of you were in short pants or dead. 1954 that was when I made my 10,000th post...a long long time ago...slowcoach...

treeduck is a Oak among us grass seed

10,000 posts should make Tombstone Mountain a maple

A dogwood in fact. Maple is 20,000

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Scandal Rocks Yukon Blade Grinder

 

By Seymour Hersh

http://alternatifsiyaset.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Seymour-Hersh-100x100.jpeg

 

It’s been a few weeks since a since the YBG announced upcoming merchandise, which included Totem, a natural male enhancement. In a night raid on a high-walled compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, we learned the truth behind this new product.

 

What we found was shocking. Discarded prescription pills were being mixed with antifreeze and oyster extract. This concoction was then mixed with Nic Cage’s low selling cologne, “Beyond the Gilded Cage”.

 

When we went looking for the “brains” behind YGB, we found a man trying to get his goat drunk, with a bottle of Totem within reach.

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/2/7/collegehumor.edd015722bcfab31d7460227b6590102.jpg

 

He declined comment, but we followed him around for a few days while he went foraging in the woods. When questioned, he told us he was looking for morals, presumably to compensate for his immoral behavior. We were then instructed to leave his property, and the flash of a shotgun was enough to convince us.

 

Our readers deserve the truth, and we have only scratched the surface. Hopefully as more is uncovered, I will be there!

Just know this. Whatever you guys dish out, I've got the mother load just waiting to be released.

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Wow, congrats on the 10,000 posts!!! :cheers:

 

It's hard to believe that you've made 10,000 posts. It feels more like you've made a million or two.

only took me three years.

 

Hey, I've been here for three years, too.

 

What do I win?

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Scandal Rocks Yukon Blade Grinder

 

By Seymour Hersh

http://alternatifsiyaset.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Seymour-Hersh-100x100.jpeg

 

It’s been a few weeks since a since the YBG announced upcoming merchandise, which included Totem, a natural male enhancement. In a night raid on a high-walled compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, we learned the truth behind this new product.

 

What we found was shocking. Discarded prescription pills were being mixed with antifreeze and oyster extract. This concoction was then mixed with Nic Cage’s low selling cologne, “Beyond the Gilded Cage”.

 

When we went looking for the “brains” behind YGB, we found a man trying to get his goat drunk, with a bottle of Totem within reach.

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/2/7/collegehumor.edd015722bcfab31d7460227b6590102.jpg

 

He declined comment, but we followed him around for a few days while he went foraging in the woods. When questioned, he told us he was looking for morals, presumably to compensate for his immoral behavior. We were then instructed to leave his property, and the flash of a shotgun was enough to convince us.

 

Our readers deserve the truth, and we have only scratched the surface. Hopefully as more is uncovered, I will be there!

Just know this. Whatever you guys dish out, I've got the mother load just waiting to be released.

 

:o

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Wow, congrats on the 10,000 posts!!! :cheers:

 

It's hard to believe that you've made 10,000 posts. It feels more like you've made a million or two.

only took me three years.

Seems more like thirty.
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