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This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. Blackhawkrush. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr Blackhawkrush has a secret identity...when trouble strikes at any time...at any place...he is ready to become... Bicycle Repair Man!

 

Mr Blackhawkrush! The most dangerous and terrifying man in the world! The man with the strength of an army! The wisdom of all the scholars in history! The man who had the power to destroy the world. Mr Blackhawkrush. No one knows what strange and distant planet he came from, or where he was going to!... Wherever he went, terror and destruction were sure to follow.

 

Blackhwakrush is a perfectly normal person in every way. Except is as much as he is convinced that he is being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he refers to as Spiny Norman.

 

It's Blackhawkrush's birthday and he's having a disembowelling party for a few friends. The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage.

 

Happy birthday my friend :gumby: :cheers: :cheers:

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Happy birthday to one of my favorite people on the forum! Hope its a good one Robert!!! :cheers: Edited by ILSnwdog
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Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins...For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond, international crime fighter and playboy. Fast-moving, tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! ... Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... blackhawkrush! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser.

 

Happy birthday :cheers: :gumby:

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:dweez: :dweez: :dweez: :dweez: :dweez:

 

Happy

 

Birthday

 

BlackhawkRush!!!

 

:dweez: :dweez: :dweez: :dweez: :dweez:

 

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Thank you, ReGorLaTroy! I liked the guy coming out of the cake. :blush:
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This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. Blackhawkrush. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr Blackhawkrush has a secret identity...when trouble strikes at any time...at any place...he is ready to become... Bicycle Repair Man!

 

Mr Blackhawkrush! The most dangerous and terrifying man in the world! The man with the strength of an army! The wisdom of all the scholars in history! The man who had the power to destroy the world. Mr Blackhawkrush. No one knows what strange and distant planet he came from, or where he was going to!... Wherever he went, terror and destruction were sure to follow.

 

Blackhwakrush is a perfectly normal person in every way. Except is as much as he is convinced that he is being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he refers to as Spiny Norman.

 

It's Blackhawkrush's birthday and he's having a disembowelling party for a few friends. The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage.

 

Happy birthday my friend :gumby: :cheers: :cheers:

Very good about Spiny Norman. :yes: Thanks, Citizen!
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Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins...For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond, international crime fighter and playboy. Fast-moving, tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! ... Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... blackhawkrush! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser.

 

Happy birthday :cheers: :gumby:

Yes, his youngest daughter. :drool: Thank yo, Lion! :cheers:
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