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Zedlix is more than a person, Zedlix is an empty vessel we can all put our hopes and fears into. I now sleep better at night knowing Zedlix is out there.
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There are not many Holy Words from Zelix Himself. We know a few things for sure, as written in the holy texts known as “post 1” and “post 4”:

  1. Followers of Zelix are called “pals”
     
  2. Zelix does not bring enlightenment; He brings “inlightenment”
     
  3. His posts “reign supreme”
     
  4. The proper way to refer to him is “Your Solid Gold Awesomeness”
     
  5. Objective case pronouns are interchangeable with possessive pronouns where Zelix is concerned
     
  6. Zelix is forgiving. Even when one follower compared Him to a “big hole in the head,” Zelix was not angered
     
  7. Zelix has a human form, a flawed human form.
     
  8. Zelix accepts offerings of beer

9. One of the signs of Zelix is "Z" (thanks, Lorraine, for pointing out this oversight).

 

Thus it was written by Zelix. Not much to go on, but enough to sustain the Mystery and Enduring Nature of Zelix.

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There are not many Holy Words from Zelix Himself. We know a few things for sure, as written in the holy texts known as “post 1” and “post 4”:

  1. Followers of Zelix are called “pals”
     
  2. Zelix does not bring enlightenment; He brings “inlightenment”
     
  3. His posts “reign supreme”
     
  4. The proper way to refer to him is “Your Solid Gold Awesomeness”
     
  5. Objective case pronouns are interchangeable with possessive pronouns where Zelix is concerned
     
  6. Zelix is forgiving. Even when one follower compared Him to a “big hole in the head,” Zelix was not angered
     
  7. Zelix has a human form, a flawed human form.
     
  8. Zelix accepts offerings of beer

Thus it was written by Zelix. Not much to go on, but enough to sustain the Mystery and Enduring Nature of Zelix.

Enough to form a religion, perhaps requiring head gear that I can wear in my OK driver license photo.

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There are not many Holy Words from Zelix Himself. We know a few things for sure, as written in the holy texts known as “post 1” and “post 4”:

  1. Followers of Zelix are called “pals”
  2. Zelix does not bring enlightenment; He brings “inlightenment”
  3. His posts “reign supreme”
  4. The proper way to refer to him is “Your Solid Gold Awesomeness”
  5. Objective case pronouns are interchangeable with possessive pronouns where Zelix is concerned
  6. Zelix is forgiving. Even when one follower compared Him to a “big hole in the head,” Zelix was not angered
  7. Zelix has a human form, a flawed human form.
  8. Zelix accepts offerings of beer

Thus it was written by Zelix. Not much to go on, but enough to sustain the Mystery and Enduring Nature of Zelix.

Enough to form a religion, perhaps requiring head gear that I can wear in my OK driver license photo.

 

Pal, your show great inlightenment in you post.

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There are not many Holy Words from Zelix Himself. We know a few things for sure, as written in the holy texts known as “post 1” and “post 4”:

  1. Followers of Zelix are called “pals”
     
  2. Zelix does not bring enlightenment; He brings “inlightenment”
     
  3. His posts “reign supreme”
     
  4. The proper way to refer to him is “Your Solid Gold Awesomeness”
     
  5. Objective case pronouns are interchangeable with possessive pronouns where Zelix is concerned
     
  6. Zelix is forgiving. Even when one follower compared Him to a “big hole in the head,” Zelix was not angered
     
  7. Zelix has a human form, a flawed human form.
     
  8. Zelix accepts offerings of beer

Thus it was written by Zelix. Not much to go on, but enough to sustain the Mystery and Enduring Nature of Zelix.

 

An outstanding beginning to The Book of Zelix. Our eight Zelix-attitudes.

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Toymaker, you left one very important thing out.

 

Notice how Zelix signs off: "Z"

 

Undoubtedly, this is an invitation for all of his followers to address him the same way. Our Z!

 

How could I miss that? I am a flawed Theologian of Zelix.

 

My only solace is that He will not be angered.

 

The Sign of Zelix to you: Z :cheers: Z

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Toymaker, you left one very important thing out.

 

Notice how Zelix signs off: "Z"

 

Undoubtedly, this is an invitation for all of his followers to address him the same way. Our Z!

 

I have amended the Holy Synopsis (post 165).

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