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Oh Prince of Platinum, can you get thee a book on English grammar for our Canadian poster above?

 

It is Zelixian grammar, pal.

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Oh Prince of Platinum, can you get thee a book on English grammar for our Canadian poster above?

 

It is Zelixian grammar, pal.

Thanks for enlightening me, pal! :cheers:

 

I'll have to try my hand at it one day. Shouldn't be too hard for me.

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Zelix you're solid gold awesomeness, will BabyCat release an English vocals album???

 

:cheers:

 

:haz: Meowww! :haz:

Durrrrrrrr

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Zelix you're solid gold awesomeness, will BabyCat release an English vocals album???

 

:cheers:

 

:haz: Meowww! :haz:

Durrrrrrrr

:haz: :haz: :haz:

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The reason Zelix is not answering your questions is that you are not referring to him as "your solid gold awesomeness" and drinking a sacrificial beer. Also, mixing the personal and possessive pronouns helps, as in the following examples:

 

Zelix, you solid gold awesomeness, should my have more gold in I portfolio?

 

and

 

Zelix, you solid gold awesomeness, I geraniums have died. Should my consider Iself a failed gardener?

 

[Followed by chugging of beer]

 

Gold is good.

 

No flowers be flowers, pal. It beez like that.

 

 

:notworthy: Oh, Your Solid Gold Awesomeness, please tell me, unworthy as I am though for an answer.

 

When I was a little girl, I loved spinach. Do you think this left a scar on my adult psyche?

 

 

Oops! almost forgot - :cheers: ! :)

 

no

 

 

Zelix !!

 

オタク ??

 

ルーカス = オタク

 

lol

 

http://file.zare.blog.shinobi.jp/majisuka-rappappa.jpg

 

 

http://supermerlion.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/aewen008.jpg

 

 

 

 

Zelix you're solid gold awesomeness, will BabyCat release an English vocals album???

 

:cheers:

 

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Zelix, how many angels can dance on the head of a pin? :angel:

 

2,064

 

O Solid Gold Awesomeness, can you fast forward me to September? :cheers:

 

Only Zelix exists beyond the constraint of time and space.

 

 

 

 

 

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Just when I start to disbelieve again, Zelix makes an appearance. It is uncanny.

 

 

Beer me.

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His Solid Gold Awesomeness graced us with an appearence again???

Yes, John Rogers. He was here. I saw him. He gave me a "like" then went on his way.

 

Probably checking up on us to see if we have any more provoking and wise philosophical thoughts framed in a question or two for him to answer in ten or less words. :)

 

I think we may have disappointed him. :(

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I did spend too much time last week thinking of my own concerns and pleasures. I should have spent more time in quiet meditation reflecting on the awesomeness of Zelix and sharing beers with righteous pals.
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Now Zelix will stay away for a while to teach us a lesson: One must always be prepared for Zelix since we never know when he will show up.

 

Maybe he is always with us in spirit. :unsure:

 

But at least now I know how many angels can dance on the head of a pin. :angel: People will be impressed. :)

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I had a dream aboot his a Solid Gold Awesomeness. In my dream Zelix gave me complete enlightenment, all the mysteries of life were open to me, I completely understood for the first time. :)

 

When I awoke it was all gone, I can't remember any of it. :(

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I had a dream aboot his a Solid Gold Awesomeness. In my dream Zelix gave me complete enlightenment, all the mysteries of life were open to me, I completely understood for the first time. :)

 

When I awoke it was all gone, I can't remember any of it. :(

 

That's what happened to Coleridge when he wrote "Kubla Khan" . . . 'course as the story goes he was fffffffffffucked up on opiates . . . .

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