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I don't need to know my IQ.

 

I get by in life just fine by floating through the days relying on my sexy sexy-time appeal!

And your baking skills.

 

I often rely on both.

 

At the same time...

Cheesecake works every time.

 

Cheesecake is just....mmmmmmm.....

 

Might make one this week...

People with low IQs love cheesecake. It doesn't take much to amuse us.

 

Or make us happy.

 

Stupidity is bliss.

 

Agreed.

 

Smart people like snobbish food, like Caviar or...bleugh...snails...

 

That's like a cliched stereotype...(and I think that stereotype would apply to very affluent wealthy people, not smart people).

 

The only thing that I've heard about really smart people is that they like The Speed of Love.

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I don't need to know my IQ.

 

I get by in life just fine by floating through the days relying on my sexy sexy-time appeal!

And your baking skills.

 

I often rely on both.

 

At the same time...

Cheesecake works every time.

 

Cheesecake is just....mmmmmmm.....

 

Might make one this week...

People with low IQs love cheesecake. It doesn't take much to amuse us.

 

Or make us happy.

 

Stupidity is bliss.

 

Agreed.

 

Smart people like snobbish food, like Caviar or...bleugh...snails...

 

That's like a cliched stereotype...(and I think that stereotype would apply to very affluent wealthy people, not smart people).

 

The only thing that I've heard about really smart people is that they like The Speed of Love.

 

Well, speaking as a professional snob, we do indeed enjoy Caviar, especially whilst relaxing to the hearty music of Rush, such as Speed Of Love, Dog Years, Tai Shan and Kid Gloves.

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I don't need to know my IQ.

 

I get by in life just fine by floating through the days relying on my sexy sexy-time appeal!

And your baking skills.

 

I often rely on both.

 

At the same time...

Cheesecake works every time.

 

Cheesecake is just....mmmmmmm.....

 

Might make one this week...

People with low IQs love cheesecake. It doesn't take much to amuse us.

 

Or make us happy.

 

Stupidity is bliss.

 

Agreed.

 

Smart people like snobbish food, like Caviar or...bleugh...snails...

 

That's like a cliched stereotype...(and I think that stereotype would apply to very affluent wealthy people, not smart people).

 

The only thing that I've heard about really smart people is that they like The Speed of Love.

 

Well, speaking as a professional snob, we do indeed enjoy Caviar, especially whilst relaxing to the hearty music of Rush, such as Speed Of Love, Dog Years, Tai Shan and Kid Gloves.

 

I love Tai Shan and Kid Gloves. A high IQ isn't necessary to appreciate those.

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for the record i LOOOOOOVE Tai Shan. And Kid Gloves.

 

And i really dig SOL.

 

Not DY tho. bleugh

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It wouldn't surprise me if the IQ tests given today are tweaked so as not to harm the self-esteem of the taker.

 

Of course. They want you to come back to their site.

 

Would you revisit a site that claims you're an idiot?

 

Then again, Spaghetti keeps trying to come back here...

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It wouldn't surprise me if the IQ tests given today are tweaked so as not to harm the self-esteem of the taker.

 

Of course. They want you to come back to their site.

 

Would you revisit a site that claims you're an idiot?

 

Then again, Spaghetti keeps trying to come back here...

 

Yeah, that's true. What are you doing for the rest of the day?

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It wouldn't surprise me if the IQ tests given today are tweaked so as not to harm the self-esteem of the taker.

 

Of course. They want you to come back to their site.

 

Would you revisit a site that claims you're an idiot?

 

Then again, Spaghetti keeps trying to come back here...

 

Yeah, that's true. What are you doing for the rest of the day?

 

Just chillin'

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I don't need to know my IQ.

 

I get by in life just fine by floating through the days relying on my sexy sexy-time appeal!

And your baking skills.

 

I often rely on both.

 

At the same time...

Cheesecake works every time.

 

Cheesecake is just....mmmmmmm.....

 

Might make one this week...

People with low IQs love cheesecake. It doesn't take much to amuse us.

 

Or make us happy.

 

Stupidity is bliss.

 

Agreed.

 

Smart people like snobbish food, like Caviar or...bleugh...snails...

 

That's like a cliched stereotype...(and I think that stereotype would apply to very affluent wealthy people, not smart people).

 

The only thing that I've heard about really smart people is that they like The Speed of Love.

 

Well, speaking as a professional snob, we do indeed enjoy Caviar, especially whilst relaxing to the hearty music of Rush, such as Speed Of Love, Dog Years, Tai Shan and Kid Gloves.

I love snails and caviar. Haven't had either in decades.

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I don't need to know my IQ.

 

I get by in life just fine by floating through the days relying on my sexy sexy-time appeal!

And your baking skills.

 

I often rely on both.

 

At the same time...

Cheesecake works every time.

 

Cheesecake is just....mmmmmmm.....

 

Might make one this week...

People with low IQs love cheesecake. It doesn't take much to amuse us.

 

Or make us happy.

 

Stupidity is bliss.

 

Agreed.

 

Smart people like snobbish food, like Caviar or...bleugh...snails...

 

That's like a cliched stereotype...(and I think that stereotype would apply to very affluent wealthy people, not smart people).

 

The only thing that I've heard about really smart people is that they like The Speed of Love.

 

Well, speaking as a professional snob, we do indeed enjoy Caviar, especially whilst relaxing to the hearty music of Rush, such as Speed Of Love, Dog Years, Tai Shan and Kid Gloves.

I love snails and caviar. Haven't had either in decades.

 

Never tried either so I am a hypocrite.

 

Caviar always looks nice, for some reason it looks like black mustard.

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I don't need to know my IQ.

 

I get by in life just fine by floating through the days relying on my sexy sexy-time appeal!

And your baking skills.

 

I often rely on both.

 

At the same time...

Cheesecake works every time.

 

Cheesecake is just....mmmmmmm.....

 

Might make one this week...

People with low IQs love cheesecake. It doesn't take much to amuse us.

 

Or make us happy.

 

Stupidity is bliss.

 

Agreed.

 

Smart people like snobbish food, like Caviar or...bleugh...snails...

 

That's like a cliched stereotype...(and I think that stereotype would apply to very affluent wealthy people, not smart people).

 

The only thing that I've heard about really smart people is that they like The Speed of Love.

 

Well, speaking as a professional snob, we do indeed enjoy Caviar, especially whilst relaxing to the hearty music of Rush, such as Speed Of Love, Dog Years, Tai Shan and Kid Gloves.

I love snails and caviar. Haven't had either in decades.

 

Then how do yo know if you still love them?

 

I used to love Yoo-hoo and Fun Dip decades ago....then had them again recently....

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TS obviously has a low IQ.

 

You mean savagegrace?

 

I think TS = Thread Starter

 

What's your IQ?

 

TS is a common acronym for Tom Sawyer, who is a regular poster in SOCN, I thought he might have gotten mixed up. I have never seen the acronym "TS" before.

 

The reason I thought he might be referring to you, other than the fact that I didn't know what "TS" stood for, was that this topic really seems to have hit one of your nerves.

 

I have never taken an official IQ test. The last official standardized test I took was the GRE (Graduate Record Examination) in 2010, its like an SAT for graduate school. I scored a perfect 800 on the Quantitative Reasoning section; I would venture to say I have an above average IQ.

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Mine fluctuates wildly based on time of day, medicine intake, exercise, caffeine consumption, and whether or not i really give a damn that day. :huh:

 

IQ doesn't stand for Irritability Quotient.

 

Nor does it stand for "Instigating Quarrels".

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