laughedatbytime Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 http://time.com/3605991/klingon-bloodwine/ Today is a good day to dine, Star Trek fans — you can now buy bottles of Klingon Bloodwine. While actual Klingon Bloodwine was pretty much deadly to humans, this new Bloodwine is a perfectly drinkable blend of Malbec, Syrah and Petit Verdot shipping not from the Klingon homeworld but from Paso Robles County, California. It’s also meant to be served a bit chilled, while the real stuff was meant to be delivered hot as a Klingon’s temper. The Bloodwine has the CBS stamp of approval, so it’s an official Trek product. The bottle’s label sports a Klingon bat’leth sword and the phrase “Celebrate, tomorrow we may die!” But hopefully not! Want to get your hands on some Klingon Bloodwine? Set course for Vinport, where you’ll find bottles on sale for $19.99 starting Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furie Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 this is going to be like that shitty Romulan Ale they sold at Star Trek the experience. Which was basically skunked millers dyed blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 this is going to be like that shitty Romulan Ale they sold at Star Trek the experience. Which was basically skunked millers dyed blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 this is going to be like that shitty Romulan Ale they sold at Star Trek the experience. Which was basically skunked millers dyed blue.But I can just imagine about a dozen out of shape Trekkies in full Klingon gear standing in a room drinking that shit while growling and barking as much Klingonese as they know to each other. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 The whole idea of this wine is veQ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 this is going to be like that shitty Romulan Ale they sold at Star Trek the experience. Which was basically skunked millers dyed blue.But I can just imagine about a dozen out of shape Trekkies in full Klingon gear standing in a room drinking that shit while growling and barking as much Klingonese as they know to each other.Nice! :laughing guy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) Anyone who buys that crap has probably never needed one of these. http://www.sunsingmedical.com/data/attachment/201503/28/6cff7120f52626d5028f194232cfe2f4.jpg Edited August 13, 2015 by ILSnwdog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Anyone who buys that crap has probably never needed one of these. http://www.sunsingmedical.com/data/attachment/201503/28/6cff7120f52626d5028f194232cfe2f4.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Anyone who buys that crap has probably never needed one of these. http://www.sunsingmedical.com/data/attachment/201503/28/6cff7120f52626d5028f194232cfe2f4.jpg Definitely the post of the year so far...brilliant! :) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Anyone who buys that crap has probably never needed one of these. http://www.sunsingmedical.com/data/attachment/201503/28/6cff7120f52626d5028f194232cfe2f4.jpg HAHAHAHA!!! Anyone who claims to be a Trekkie has no need for one of these!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Anyone who buys that crap has probably never needed one of these. http://www.sunsingmedical.com/data/attachment/201503/28/6cff7120f52626d5028f194232cfe2f4.jpg Definitely the post of the year so far...brilliant! :) Made my day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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