Tombstone Mountain Posted June 10, 2014 Author Share Posted June 10, 2014 "The Professor's Workshop", an educational section featuring videos by the man himself, and then it leads into "Pratt's Library", where you can read pieces of lyrics, nerd mythology, and all of Neil's books and musings. The stately atmosphere is occasionally ruined by those three older ruffians drinking too much wine. Truly a place for a gentler and more subdued folk, like Rupert Hine.You're a true YBG correspondent in the making. This is golden! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 I don't know about an amusement park, but if Rush started a Pharmacy, the first product sold would be Caress of Steel Viagara. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted June 10, 2014 Author Share Posted June 10, 2014 I don't know about an amusement park, but if Rush started a Pharmacy, the first product sold would be Caress of Steel Viagara.Or Totem Natural Male Enhancement 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 I don't know about an amusement park, but if Rush started a Pharmacy, the first product sold would be Caress of Steel Viagara.Or Totem Natural Male EnhancementSnakes into Arrows? Grow the Boners? before and AFTER? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted June 10, 2014 Author Share Posted June 10, 2014 I don't know about an amusement park, but if Rush started a Pharmacy, the first product sold would be Caress of Steel Viagara.Or Totem Natural Male EnhancementSnakes into Arrows? Grow the Boners? before and AFTER?Excellent work young man. Yer hired! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 "The Professor's Workshop", an educational section featuring videos by the man himself, and then it leads into "Pratt's Library", where you can read pieces of lyrics, nerd mythology, and all of Neil's books and musings. The stately atmosphere is occasionally ruined by those three older ruffians drinking too much wine. Truly a place for a gentler and more subdued folk, like Rupert Hine.You're a true YBG correspondent in the making. This is golden! Also the members of Yes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 The Temple of Syrinx https://disneyland.disney.go.com/attractions/disney-california-adventure/toy-story-mania/ Interactive ride where you go through and shoot the priests that pop up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianice Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 I suggest setting up a dunk tank, and every time Trenken attemps to sing, people can press a button and dunk the dumb turd!!!! :rush: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted June 10, 2014 Author Share Posted June 10, 2014 The Temple of Syrinx https://disneyland.disney.go.com/attractions/disney-california-adventure/toy-story-mania/ Interactive ride where you go through and shoot the priests that pop up.Nice...can't believe it took this log for a 2112 theme ride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yyz211282 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 The Temple of Syrinx https://disneyland.d...oy-story-mania/ Interactive ride where you go through and shoot the priests that pop up.Nice...can't believe it took this log for a 2112 theme ride Better: The Solar Federation20 min rideMusic plays throughout rideAnonymous voice (Neil) speaks throughout ride 'I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon. City and sky become one, merginginto a single plane, a vast sea of unbroken grey. The Twin Moons, just two pale orbs asthey trace their way across the steely sky. I used to think I had a pretty good life here,just plugging into my machine for the day, then watching Templevision or reading a TemplePaper in the evening. 'My friend Jon always said it was nicer here than under the atmospheric domes of the OuterPlanets. We have had peace since 2062, when the surviving planets were banded together underthe Red Star of the Solar Federation. The less fortunate gave us a few new moons.I believed what I was told. I thought it was a good life, I thought I was happy. Then I foundsomething that changed it all...' ...'The massive grey walls of the Temples rise from the heart of every Federation city. Ihave always been awed by them, to think that every single facet of every life is regulatedand directed from within! Our books, our music, our work and play are all looked after bythe benevolent wisdom of the priests...'etc. Overture: Twists, turns, and more inversions!Temples: A tour of the Temples of Syrinx. In the end, you climb the endless stairs to the Overlord Priests (anonymous).Discovery: You ride the surrounding of a dark, cave-like place. In the center, a large stone holding Alex's played guitar (TBA which one).Presentation: Inside the Temple, where you, acting as the anonymous man who found and took the guitar back to the priests, are undergoing rumbling during the Overlord Priests' say in their thoughts.Oracle: TBASoliloquoy: TBAGrand Finale: During the view of an extreme drop inside the Solar Federation (with strobe, of course) you see the settings of the Overture, Temples, Discovery, etc. on the walls. Also, you ride all across the Milky Way (including the Solar Federation) and finally landing on Earth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyfriar Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Holy shit, you guys are amazing. This park has a thousand ten cent wonders and who could ask for more... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyfriar Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 The park in the park - Come visit beautiful Little Lakeside Park. ;) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted June 10, 2014 Author Share Posted June 10, 2014 (edited) Holy shit, you guys are amazing. This park has a thousand ten cent wonders and who could ask for more...Funny you should ask Grey. Speaking of a 1000 ten cent wonders, there's also a restaurant called: Our Anarchist's Cook Book (named after Frenchie's pseudonym) It's right next to Speed of Love Lingerie, which features "The Main Monkey Business" Luv Machines, Alex's own line of electronic devices. Guaranteed to improve your marriage. Both stores should have a weird vibe Edited June 10, 2014 by Tombstone Mountain 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted June 10, 2014 Author Share Posted June 10, 2014 "The Professor's Workshop", an educational section featuring videos by the man himself, and then it leads into "Pratt's Library", where you can read pieces of lyrics, nerd mythology, and all of Neil's books and musings. The stately atmosphere is occasionally ruined by those three older ruffians drinking too much wine. Truly a place for a gentler and more subdued folk, like Rupert Hine.I'm still laughing at this one. Funny and well played 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Holy shit, you guys are amazing. This park has a thousand ten cent wonders and who could ask for more...Funny you should ask Grey. Speaking a 1000 ten cent wonders, there's also a restaurant called: Our Anarchist's Cook Book (named after Frenchie's pseudonym) It's right next to Speed of Love Lingerie, which features "The Main Monkey Business" Luv Machines, Alex's own line of electronic devices. Guaranteed to improve your marriage. Both stores should have a weird vibe AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA :rfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 "The Professor's Workshop", an educational section featuring videos by the man himself, and then it leads into "Pratt's Library", where you can read pieces of lyrics, nerd mythology, and all of Neil's books and musings. The stately atmosphere is occasionally ruined by those three older ruffians drinking too much wine. Truly a place for a gentler and more subdued folk, like Rupert Hine.I'm still laughing at this one. Funny and well played I'm quite proud of that one. Especially the jab at Rupert Hine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 We can have a certain two mascots walk around the park for the children and once a week they battle at the Tobes of Hades, that section of the park that's across the river Styx. I shouldn't have to point out who they are. LET THE FRAY BEGIN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted June 10, 2014 Author Share Posted June 10, 2014 The park would have to host a petting zoo. Any ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 The park would have to host a petting zoo. Any ideas? Easy. Dog Years. Hopefully the zoo isn't as awful as the song. There should also be a bar called "I Think I'm Going Bald" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted June 10, 2014 Author Share Posted June 10, 2014 The park would have to host a petting zoo. Any ideas? Easy. Dog Years. Hopefully the zoo isn't as awful as the song. There should also be a bar called "I Think I'm Going Bald"OK but lets include a pair of every animal mentioned in the Rush catalog. Can you think of ALL of 'em? Let's list them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 My favorite is the log flume, with rides made of oaks who were kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yyz211282 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Two words: Driven gokarts! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted June 11, 2014 Author Share Posted June 11, 2014 My favorite is the log flume, with rides made of oaks who were kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw.You gotta step up bro...I feel a hint of weakness with this post. Use the force and report back to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motorshooter Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 The “Caress of Steal” ride. A single roller coaster rail that you ride on your greased bottom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motorshooter Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 The “Hemispheres world tour” You are lead by a naked man on a journey through the human mind where you discover Greek Mythology 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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