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I'm having a tough time imagining how the Magic Bullet marketing people decided that "Baby Bullet" was a good name for their newest introduction to their line.

 

Also "Wen" haircare products. It's kind of an archaic term, but seriously - no one Googled and made the discovery that they were associating their haircare product with sebaceous cysts and abscesses?

 

My personal favorite isn't a product, but a location: Big Dick's Halfway Inn, located on a picturesque lake in Missouri. I would so totally stay there. And buy the hat AND the t-shirt!

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In my local shop, there are sweets called "Blue Balls"....no thank you :unsure:
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There was actually a weight loss product called Ayds. (Pronounced AIDS)

 

The commercials are hilarious now looking back. "Why gain weight when you can enjoy Ayds?"

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I remember Ayds diet candy! Pretty popular stuff until the epidemic.

 

There's a tow truck service in Atlanta called Camel Towing.

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There are some C-stores in Iower and Minnersoter called "Kum n Go."

 

Arizona has the Pump N Munch.

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There are some C-stores in Iower and Minnersoter called "Kum n Go."

 

This. Other acceptable names for Kum N' Go where I'm from (south Iowa) are Shit N' Split and Ejaculate N' Evacuate.

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Near where I live is a little hole in the wall called the Dong Bang Oriental Grocery. Never been there but we giggle like 12 year olds every time we drive past it.
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There are some C-stores in Iower and Minnersoter called "Kum n Go."

 

Arizona has the Pump N Munch.

I much prefer to munch before I pump! :LMAO:
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http://beaverliquors.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/b/l/bl_denim_us_hat.png
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In the UK petrol stations often sell a herbal flavoured energy drink called Pussy.

 

Tried one myself. As Katy Perry herself would say: "I drank a Pussy, and I liked it!"

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