ILSnwdog Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I was at funeral today (stick with me here). My best friend's dad died this week, my wife and I were sitting in the back of the room of the funeral home with friends. Sitting next to my wife is one of our buddies, and his four month old son is standing on his lap. The priest had finished his part, and the Army color guard was folding up the flag to present to my best friend's mom. Taps had just finished playing, and there wasn't a sound in the room....until my buddy's four month old ripped a gargantuan fart! Just as we all started to stop laughing, the little guy trumpeted two more times. Another friend's wife was laughing so hard, she was snorting and had to leave the room. At that point, I had tears in my eyes. It's times like this that I know that God has a terrific sense of humor. :) And wouldn't you know it, after the funeral, three different people came up and asked me if I was the one with the flatuence! 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushfanforever! Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 :D oh of course, it couldn't have been the baby!! :laughing guy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted June 1, 2014 Author Share Posted June 1, 2014 :D oh of course, it couldn't have been the baby!! :laughing guy:There was a dirty diaper to prove it. ;) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 That's hilarious. I can just imagine. I had something kind of similarly embarrassing happen at a funeral one time when I had forgotten to turn the ringer off on my cell phone. I got a phone call during a quiet moment and my ringer at the time was some maniacal laughing. Talk about embarrassing. And then it happened again before I had a chance to turn it off. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushfanforever! Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Oops.... :scared: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Oh, goodness..! :o:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Blaming it on a baby- for shame!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 This is why fart jokes are always funny. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 .....three different people came up and asked me if I was the one with the flatuence! You WERE the one who did it, weren't you?? Say it ......... SAY IT!!! http://cdn5.movieclips.com/mgm/b/back-to-school-1986/0049840_4476_MC_Tx304.jpg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 .....three different people came up and asked me if I was the one with the flatuence! You WERE the one who did it, weren't you?? Say it ......... SAY IT!!! http://cdn5.movieclips.com/mgm/b/back-to-school-1986/0049840_4476_MC_Tx304.jpg He'd never admit it..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted June 1, 2014 Author Share Posted June 1, 2014 .....three different people came up and asked me if I was the one with the flatuence! You WERE the one who did it, weren't you?? Say it ......... SAY IT!!! http://cdn5.movieclips.com/mgm/b/back-to-school-1986/0049840_4476_MC_Tx304.jpg He'd never admit it..! I always admit when I fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 (edited) .....three different people came up and asked me if I was the one with the flatuence! You WERE the one who did it, weren't you?? Say it ......... SAY IT!!! http://cdn5.movieclips.com/mgm/b/back-to-school-1986/0049840_4476_MC_Tx304.jpg He'd never admit it..! I always admit when I fart. Not those of epic proportions, you wouldn't..! :P Edited June 1, 2014 by Babycat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I have never farted in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Brilliant ILS.... :clap: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 :LMAO: I love the phone laughing too! I had goats on my phone that I forgot to turn off at a wedding... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken hawk Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 (edited) Im sure your best friends DAD was laughing too! :rose: Edited June 2, 2014 by Chicken hawk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted June 2, 2014 Author Share Posted June 2, 2014 Im sure your best friends DAD was laughing too! :rose:I'm sure he was too. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I have never farted in my life. Oh, really? Years of pent-up gas means you're gonna expand and explode..! :o :outtahere: ( :P ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 And wouldn't you know it, after the funeral, three different people came up and asked me if I was the one with the flatuence! I wonder why they would think that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted June 2, 2014 Author Share Posted June 2, 2014 And wouldn't you know it, after the funeral, three different people came up and asked me if I was the one with the flatuence! I wonder why they would think that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 :D oh of course, it couldn't have been the baby!! :laughing guy:There was a dirty diaper to prove it. ;) Adult Diaper... Reporter #2: What can you tell us about I-Zheet M'Drurz? Craig Fenson: We're told that, when he was fleeing the scene of his last attack, he left skidmarks. He is extremely dangerous. Our sources say that he is planning on attacking the New York City sewer system with what we believe it is to be a dirty bomb. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Snwdog and Eagle Moon, both of your stories were hilarious! :LMAO: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Im sure your best friends DAD was laughing too! :rose:I'm sure he was too. :) This story reminds me of my father's memorial service. My father was an incorrigible punster. His closest friend (and sort of surrogate uncle to all the kids in the family) started his tribute speech with some jokes. Although the work colleagues there who hadn't had much of a personal relationship with my father were a bit put off, everyone who had actually known and loved him deeply appreciated that friend for doing exactly what my father would have wanted. I'm sorry for your friend's loss, but what a great story! It's not necessarily a bad thing at all if laughter happens at a funeral. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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