Tombstone Mountain Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) YBG Proverb 1:1, from the book of Necessary Information "It's impossible to get chocolate from the anus of a weasel" Edited May 1, 2014 by Tombstone Mountain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) YBG Proverb 1:1, from the book of First Impressions "Beware of bald men selling hair tonic...they may be up to something illegal" Edited May 1, 2014 by Tombstone Mountain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 YBG Proverb 1:1, from the book of Unanswered Questions "When stupid people sow their wild oats, do they pray for crop failure?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del_Duio Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 YBG Proverb 1:1, from the book of Necessary Information "It's impossible to get chocolate from the anus of a weasel" This reminds me of the Blackadder line that's something like "Baldrick, how'd you get so much pudding from one little cat?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 YBG Proverb 1:1, from the book of Absolute Certainties "If Dave Mustaine has a good thing going, he'll always find a way to screw it up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 YBG Proverb 1:2, from the book of Unanswered Questions "If love is a battlefield, is anger an arcade?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 YBG Proverb 1:2, from the book of Absolute Certainties "It's french to love two women. It's American to get caught" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 YBG Proverb 1:2, from the book of First Impressions "Ducks that dwell in trees seem out of their element" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 YBG Proverb 1:3, from the book of Absolute Certainties "Substance Without Style is like a hamburger without a wrapper" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 When in doubt, Yukon Blade Grind one out 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 (edited) When in doubt, Yukon Blade Grind one outNow here's a man who gets it. What verse and from what book LIX? Seems like a good idea. Edited May 2, 2014 by Tombstone Mountain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 1:2 Necessary Info? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 1:2 Necessary Info?You have officially contributed to the YBG canon. Only took you two years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 1:2 Necessary Info?You have officially contributed to the YBG canon. Only took you two years.I have never been against it... well, maybe at first when it was out of control, but I can enjoy it for what it is now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 YBG Proverb 1:4, from the book of Absolute Certainties "If you marry a chick from Idaho, better cover your spuds during arguments" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 (edited) YBG Proverb 1:3, from the book of Unanswered Questions "A turtle on a fencepost...Could it get there by itself?" Edited May 2, 2014 by Tombstone Mountain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomesickAlien Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 YBG Proverb 1:3, from the book of Absolute Certainties "Substance Without Style is like a hamburger without a wrapper" A quarter pound before cooking, at least. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 YBG Proverb 1:5, from the book of Absolute Certainties "While visiting Germany, you can eat anything off the menu and experience culinary greatness. While visiting Nimbia, your better off just eating the menu." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 1:6 absolute certainties... Peas are full of both green-ness and pea-ness 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 3, 2014 Author Share Posted May 3, 2014 1:6 absolute certainties... Peas are full of both green-ness and pea-nessYou're growing young padawan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 3, 2014 Author Share Posted May 3, 2014 (edited) YBG Proverb 1:3, Unanswered Questions "When Canadian women have dreams at night, do they fly, ski, or wear snowshoes in them?" Edited May 3, 2014 by Tombstone Mountain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 3, 2014 Author Share Posted May 3, 2014 YBG Proverb 1:7, from the book of Necessary Information "You know how the rabbit feels when it's under your speeding wheels. But when you feed them carrots by hand, they smile!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 4, 2014 Author Share Posted May 4, 2014 YBG Proverb 1:6 Absolute Certainties "In the eye of his mother a monkey is a gazelle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony R Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 It takes many nails to build a crib, but just one screw to fill it 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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