Why is poo brown and pee yellow? How come food enters your body in so many different and attractive colours, but always comes out brown?

[treeduck]

Why is poo brown?

 

How come food enters your body in so many different and attractive colours, but always comes out brown? And why does water enter your body colourless, but always come out yellow?

 

The cause is the same for both brown poo and yellow pee — it's chemicals from dead red blood cells.

 

The story begins in the bone marrow. It takes about seven days to make a red blood cell, and your bone marrow manufactures around 2.4 million of them each second.

 

Red blood cells take about 20 seconds to do a complete loop of the body. They get pumped out from the heart to the periphery, then flow back via veins into the heart and into the lungs to be oxygenated, and back into the heart ready to be pumped out again.

 

Your blood is about 45 per cent cells (over 95 per cent of them red blood cells), and 55 per cent salty water.

 

Red blood cells are much smaller than most of the other cells in the human body — about seven microns across. (A micron is one millionth of a metre. For comparison, a human hair is about 70 microns across.)

 

Red blood cells make up about one quarter of the 100 trillion cells in your body — but they don't make up one quarter of your weight, because they are so small.

 

Each red blood cell carries about 270 million haemoglobin molecules. Between all of them, they carry 2.5 grams of iron, which is about 65 per cent of your body's total iron stores.

 

Haemoglobin has two parts — 'haem' and 'globin'.

 

I'll talk about the 'globin' part first, just to get it out of the way. There are four 'globin' molecules in each haemoglobin molecule. (And yes, they are kind of globular). Each 'globin' is quite big, and is made from various amino acids.

 

Now for the 'haem' part, which ends up making poo brown and urine yellow. Haem is quite a small molecule — about 100 times smaller than a globin molecule. Right in the middle is a single atom of iron.

 

Getting back to the red blood cells — they are very flexible. They have to be, because on each circuit of the body, they have to squeeze through capillaries that are about 20 per cent smaller than the red blood cells themselves.

 

The red blood cells get old after about 100 to 120 days. They get more stiff, and find it more difficult to squeeze through the capillaries. Then they get recycled in the spleen.

 

Have you ever wondered just what the spleen does? Well, it does immune system stuff, it stores spare blood for use in an emergency, and it also breaks down red blood cells.

 

The spleen is an organ on the left side of your tummy, high up and under the ribs. It's about 11 centimetres long, and weighs between 150 and 200 grams. It 'catches' the old and inflexible red blood cells with mechanical filtration, and breaks them down. It takes a lot of energy to make haemoglobin, so your body doesn't break it all the way down to its individual atoms.

 

The 'globin' part of the haemoglobin molecule is broken down into individual amino acids. They are recycled to make proteins, including haemoglobin.

 

The 'haem' part of the haemoglobin is broken down into iron and a chemical called 'biliverdin'.

 

From here on, the biochemistry gets very complicated, so I'll ignore the fancy stuff, and cut straight to the summary.

 

Poo is brown and urine is yellow because of a chemical that gets released when red blood cells are broken down;

This chemical goes through seven major 'transformations' before it ends up as the brown chemical that gives the brown colour to faeces;

 

During the process of being 'transformed', it gets shunted all over the body. It travels between the spleen, the bloodstream, the liver, the gall bladder and the duodenum before it finally exits your body into your toilet bowl — giving your faeces that familiar brown colour;

 

During one of the intermediate stages, this chemical is yellow in colour. It 'escapes' from the gut into the bloodstream, but is picked up by the kidneys and ends up in your bladder. This time, it leaves your body via your urethra, and again it enters the toilet bowl — giving your urine that familiar yellow colour.

 

It seems strange to have so many complicated steps in making your poo brown — something seeming so simple on the faeces of it.

 

© Karl S. Kruszelnicki Pty Ltd 2011

 

 

 

One more interesting bit in the comments section:

 

 

 

 

Chris T :

09 Aug 2011 2:27:21pm

Fascinating stuff, but I've got one fairly obvious question:

How does beetroot manage to escape all this colour change malarky and make your poo/wee red?

 

 

drkarl :

09 Aug 2011 10:58:11pm

Actually, beetroot does make your faeces (and to a lesser degree, your urine) take on a red tinge. I love eating beetroot so that I can look in the toilet bowl, see the red colour, think "I have rectal cancer, or haemorrhoids" and enjoy the overwhelming rush of relief when I remember that I ate beetroot earlier. Karl

 

[KenJennings]

I dunno... go drink 2 liters of grape soda and report back. Your poo won't be brown.

[hobo73]

LMFAO thank you for this wonderful thread, dear ;)

 

Reminds me of the time I was in the bathroom and Lucy screamed from the other side of the door "BE CAREFUL, MAMA!! YOUR POOP WILL PROBABLY BE BROWN!!!!"

.....talk about dying of laughter.

[treeduck]

Those were quick replies, too quick to have read it... ;)

[treeduck]

LMFAO thank you for this wonderful thread, dear ;)

 

Reminds me of the time I was in the bathroom and Lucy screamed from the other side of the door "BE CAREFUL, MAMA!! YOUR POOP WILL PROBABLY BE BROWN!!!!"

.....talk about dying of laughter.

You know how Eddie Van Halen got his brown sound?? You do now!! And that's why forever after they banned brown M&Ms from any concert venues they played at, they didn't want to be reminded of Eddie's grubby toilet fingers! :o

[KenJennings]

Those were quick replies, too quick to have read it... ;)

 

Oh, i'm not reading that crap.

[treeduck]

Those were quick replies, too quick to have read it... ;)

 

Oh, i'm not reading that crap.

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[The Analog Grownup]

One's pee can also have a green tint to it.

[Principled Man]

Can't partake in this thread. I'm too busy eating an entire red velvet cake with red frosting.....;)

[Babycat]

Holy crap! :o

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ps, thanks for the tag, Duck - I think..! :P

[Lake Side Parking]

Pretty interesting, actually.

[Mara]

I knew this, actually, but still fun; I didn't know that about beets as I don't eat them. A lot of people have smelly pee after eating asparagus; I've never noticed it myself but it's quite common.

 

One of the drugs used to treat the discomfort of UTIs, pyridium, turns urine the exact shade of orange as Tang. Certain chemotherapy drugs can turn it blue.

[Lost In Xanadu]

Over 46K posts, and this thread is the most intelligent, well thought out post treeduck has ever made.

[x1yyz]

I knew this, actually, but still fun; I didn't know that about beets as I don't eat them.

 

I started eating beets just a few years ago and every time I do I end up scaring myself. "WHY AM I PEEING BLOOD?! Oh, nevermind."

 

 

A lot of people have smelly pee after eating asparagus; I've never noticed it myself but it's quite common.

 

That's due to having a particular gene. If one doesn't have the gene, there is no smell.

[Aikenrooster]

Interesting read. Science rules.

[hobo73]

LMFAO thank you for this wonderful thread, dear ;)

 

Reminds me of the time I was in the bathroom and Lucy screamed from the other side of the door "BE CAREFUL, MAMA!! YOUR POOP WILL PROBABLY BE BROWN!!!!"

.....talk about dying of laughter.

You know how Eddie Van Halen got his brown sound?? You do now!! And that's why forever after they banned brown M&Ms from any concert venues they played at, they didn't want to be reminded of Eddie's grubby toilet fingers! :o

 

GRUBBY TOILET FINGERS!! BAHAHAHAHHAA

[hobo73]

One's pee can also have a green tint to it.

 

lmao oh my GOD hahaha

 

One time my hubby said "Yeah.....I'm done drinking Monsters." He used to live on that stuff at work, but one day he told me "it's like my piss has turned into neon green Monster."

HAHAHA

[Prime Mover and Shaker]

I wonder how the asparagus thing works.

[x1yyz]

I wonder how the asparagus thing works.

 

A lot of people have smelly pee after eating asparagus; I've never noticed it myself but it's quite common.

 

That's due to having a particular gene. If one doesn't have the gene, there is no smell.

[LyndseyG]

Really interesting stuff, Ducky!! :cheers:

[tx_rush]

If I eat a birthday cake milkshake from Braum's, my poop is blue/green no joke im not shi$%ing you

 

This may be entertaining

 

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

 

CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

 

FLY BY:

This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

 

ESCAPEE:

This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

 

JAILBREAK:

When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

 

COURTESY FLUSH:

The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

 

WALK OF SHAME:

Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

 

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER:

This is a colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

 

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N):

A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the hereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

 

SAFE HAVENS:

A Safe Haven is a seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

 

TURD BURGLAR:

This is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

 

CAMO-COUGH:

A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall is called a Camo-Cough. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. The Camo-Cough is very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

 

ASTAIRE:

A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

 

WATERMELON:

A watermelon is a big poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

 

HAVANA OMELET:

A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

 

UNCLE TODD:

An Uncle Todd is a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. This person could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Todd makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as other bathroom attendees.

Edited April 28, 2014 by tx_rush

[tx_rush]

If I eat a birthday cake milkshake from Braum's, my poop is blue/green no joke im not shi$%ing you

 

This may be entertaining

 

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

 

CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

 

FLY BY:

This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

 

ESCAPEE:

This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

 

JAILBREAK:

When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

 

COURTESY FLUSH:

The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

 

WALK OF SHAME:

Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

 

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER:

This is a colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

 

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N):

A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the hereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

 

SAFE HAVENS:

A Safe Haven is a seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

 

TURD BURGLAR:

This is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

 

CAMO-COUGH:

A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall is called a Camo-Cough. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. The Camo-Cough is very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

 

ASTAIRE:

A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

 

WATERMELON:

A watermelon is a big poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

 

HAVANA OMELET:

A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

 

UNCLE TODD:

An Uncle Todd is a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. This person could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Todd makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as other bathroom attendees.

 

Ducky liked it too fast, I dont think he read it

Edited April 28, 2014 by tx_rush

[treeduck]

If I eat a birthday cake milkshake from Braum's, my poop is blue/green no joke im not shi$%ing you

 

This may be entertaining

 

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

 

CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

 

FLY BY:

This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

 

ESCAPEE:

This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

 

JAILBREAK:

When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

 

COURTESY FLUSH:

The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

 

WALK OF SHAME:

Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

 

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER:

This is a colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

 

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N):

A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the hereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

 

SAFE HAVENS:

A Safe Haven is a seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

 

TURD BURGLAR:

This is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

 

CAMO-COUGH:

A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall is called a Camo-Cough. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. The Camo-Cough is very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

 

ASTAIRE:

A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

 

WATERMELON:

A watermelon is a big poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

 

HAVANA OMELET:

A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

 

UNCLE TODD:

An Uncle Todd is a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. This person could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Todd makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as other bathroom attendees.

 

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[treeduck]

If I eat a birthday cake milkshake from Braum's, my poop is blue/green no joke im not shi$%ing you

 

This may be entertaining

 

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

 

CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

 

FLY BY:

This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

 

ESCAPEE:

This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

 

JAILBREAK:

When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

 

COURTESY FLUSH:

The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

 

WALK OF SHAME:

Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

 

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER:

This is a colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

 

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N):

A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the hereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

 

SAFE HAVENS:

A Safe Haven is a seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

 

TURD BURGLAR:

This is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

 

CAMO-COUGH:

A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall is called a Camo-Cough. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. The Camo-Cough is very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

 

ASTAIRE:

A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

 

WATERMELON:

A watermelon is a big poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

 

HAVANA OMELET:

A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

 

UNCLE TODD:

An Uncle Todd is a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. This person could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Todd makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as other bathroom attendees.

 

Ducky liked it too fast, I dont think he read it

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[treeduck]

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