Mara Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 (edited) severs his johnson and then tries to commit suicide by jumping from building.http://www.eonline.c...suicide-attempt Not a fan and in fact couldn't name a single song of theirs (are they rap???), but the story did get my attention. Edited April 17, 2014 by Mara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReRushed Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 "He and his severed penis were taken to Cedars Sinai hospital..." What's that drug called? Bath salts? Anyway, that's what immediately popped into my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tx_rush Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Well now he aint got nuthin to f with 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tx_rush Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 "He and his severed penis were taken to Cedars Sinai hospital..." What's that drug called? Bath salts? Anyway, that's what immediately popped into my head. At a jewish hospital, I wonder if they circumcised the unit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 severs his johnson and then tries to commit suicide by jumping from building.http://www.eonline.com/news/532749/wu-tang-clan-rapper-cuts-off-his-penis-jumps-off-building-in-suicide-attempt Not a fan and in fact couldn't name a single song of theirs (are they rap???), but the story did get my attention.No, he's not a member of the Wu-Tang Clan. Your disclaimer should have read "I know nothing about the Wu-Tang Clan, but the story did get my attention." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted April 17, 2014 Author Share Posted April 17, 2014 severs his johnson and then tries to commit suicide by jumping from building.http://www.eonline.c...suicide-attempt Not a fan and in fact couldn't name a single song of theirs (are they rap???), but the story did get my attention.No, he's not a member of the Wu-Tang Clan. Your disclaimer should have read "I know nothing about the Wu-Tang Clan, but the story did get my attention." So sorry. I will change the title to accommodate you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 severs his johnson and then tries to commit suicide by jumping from building.http://www.eonline.c...suicide-attempt Not a fan and in fact couldn't name a single song of theirs (are they rap???), but the story did get my attention.No, he's not a member of the Wu-Tang Clan. Your disclaimer should have read "I know nothing about the Wu-Tang Clan, but the story did get my attention." Journalism hits newer lows. Affiliated=/=a member of. Fitting that it's from an awful Kartrashian loving website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathory Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 how is he even affiliated with them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathory Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I mean f**k, "man cuts off his penis and jumps out of a window" would get enough clicks, don't have to stick wu tang on it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oracle Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 how is he even affiliated with them Wu-Tang has more affiliates than they do songs. You could just greet one of them on the street and you'll be considered an affiliate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presto-digitation Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Dickless piece of shit...! (too soon?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Can it be sewn back on? Just asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Dickless piece of shit...! (too soon?) No sir. It's true. This man has no dick. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Dickless piece of shit...! (too soon?) No sir. It's true. This man has no dick. http://images.says.com/uploads/story_source/source_image/214172/8a17.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobo73 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Gotta be bath salts or insane acid or SOMETHING. why the hell would he chop his penis off?! BAHAHAHAHAHAIt's like that story like 7 years ago or something (I know I was in high school)- rapper got high on some stuff and scooped his own eyeball out with a spoon lmao It's not funny, but it is at the same time. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oracle Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Gotta be bath salts or insane acid or SOMETHING. why the hell would he chop his penis off?! BAHAHAHAHAHAIt's like that story like 7 years ago or something (I know I was in high school)- rapper got high on some stuff and scooped his own eyeball out with a spoon lmao It's not funny, but it is at the same time. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 A guy cuts off his penis, jumps from a building, and people are most concerned about the actual depth of his connection to the Wu Tang Clan? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMCXII Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 There's a quote in that article that states "Johnson was severely injured.." But my mind read it as "JOHNSON WAS SEVERED". It was easy for my mind to do that because that's basically what it says if you cut that sentence off at the "L".. That's all my brain did was slice that sentence down the middle.. Just lopped the end right off.. Dammit I'm sorry but that was just too easy.. I'm sorry "Johnson"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMCXII Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 If they can't sew it back on he could have a potential musical parter.. Johnson and Johnson.. Just beat it beat it.. Huh huh huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMCXII Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I kid, but John Wayne Bobbit had some success with a cover tune which he renamed "I can pee clearly now, Lorraine is gone.." :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presto-digitation Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 His appendage was not salvageable. Rest in penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Why in God's name would he want to slice off his wing dang doodle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I kid, but John Wayne Bobbit had some success with a cover tune which he renamed "I can pee clearly now, Lorraine is gone.." :/ :o 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 So Andre Johnson cut off his Johnson and now he's just known as Andre...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMCXII Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I kid, but John Wayne Bobbit had some success with a cover tune which he renamed "I can pee clearly now, Lorraine is gone.." :/ :o Haha! Hey I can't help it if you share a name with a psycho penis-harvester!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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