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How about this?

 

http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pop-tart-vodka.jpg

Is it fortified with vitamins and iron?

Are Pop Tarts fortified with that? ..... :huh: :)

Yes; most breakfast foods/ cereals are in the UK.

We're not in the UK anymore Toto...... :)
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How about this?

 

http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pop-tart-vodka.jpg

Is it fortified with vitamins and iron?

Are Pop Tarts fortified with that? ..... :huh: :)

Yes; most breakfast foods/ cereals are in the UK.

We're not in the UK anymore Toto...... :)

Dammit, so this is only for the US? Apparently you can drink the vodka 'toasted' or 'non-toasted'!

http://tabletograve....d-vodka-market/

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Sadly (?), this product was an April Fools' joke last year.

But this is not...apparently:

 

http://definitiveale.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/smoked_salmon_flavored_vodka.jpg

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Sadly (?), this product was an April Fools' joke last year.

Yes, the date on the article I linked was April 1. What a shame! I think I'd like Pop Tarts vodka better than Salmon flavoured vodka...

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Sadly (?), this product was an April Fools' joke last year.

Yes, the date on the article I linked was April 1. What a shame! I think I'd like Pop Tarts vodka better than Salmon flavoured vodka...

What flavored what? :huh: :eh:
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Sadly (?), this product was an April Fools' joke last year.

Yes, the date on the article I linked was April 1. What a shame! I think I'd like Pop Tarts vodka better than Salmon flavoured vodka...

What flavored what? :huh: :eh:

See above.
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Funny how long the Pop Tarts thread is compared to some others.

 

:wtf:

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America loves the PopTart.

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Pop Tarts when very hot, burn the crap out of your tongue! :scared:

 

Anything very hot, not just Pop Tarts will burn the crap out of your tongue.

 

Yes. This is true. Though I think there's something about the Pop Tart that just does it.

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I remember once back in grade two (that’s “second grade” to all the Americans) I stole another kid’s pop tart while we eating in the lunch room. I ran out of there and ate it very fast so nobody could take it from me.

I then the rest of the day in the principal’s office cleaning his cupboards, the floors and even his… ashtrays. Yes, it was 1971 in Canada.

And, the next day, I had to bring a pop tart from home and give it to the kid… spoiled little prick.

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I remember once back in grade two (that’s “second grade” to all the Americans) I stole another kid’s pop tart while we eating in the lunch room. I ran out of there and ate it very fast so nobody could take it from me.

 

I then the rest of the day in the principal’s office cleaning his cupboards, the floors and even his… ashtrays. Yes, it was 1971 in Canada.

 

And, the next day, I had to bring a pop tart from home and give it to the kid… spoiled little prick.

 

I hope that didn't ruin the entire Pop Tart experience for you.

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I remember once back in grade two (that’s “second grade” to all the Americans) I stole another kid’s pop tart while we eating in the lunch room. I ran out of there and ate it very fast so nobody could take it from me.

 

I then the rest of the day in the principal’s office cleaning his cupboards, the floors and even his… ashtrays. Yes, it was 1971 in Canada.

 

And, the next day, I had to bring a pop tart from home and give it to the kid… spoiled little prick.

Could have been worse. You could have by accident bit it into the shape of a gun. Then you would have been f**ked.... :D-13:
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I’m going to marry that little blond when she turns 45. She’ll still be “pretty hot” then… hot enough for me anyway.
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I’m going to marry that little blond when she turns 45. She’ll still be “pretty hot” then… hot enough for me anyway.

She seems pretty hot to me now, although not my type.... :)
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She is extremely hot right now… so when she’s 45, she’ll still be “pretty hot.” Besides, right now, she’s younger than both my daughters… too weird.
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She is extremely hot right now… so when she’s 45, she’ll still be “pretty hot.” Besides, right now, she’s younger than both my daughters… too weird.

Agreed. My daughter turns 27 in a month so I have abandoned the younger than my daughter rule at this point... :)
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