Rhyta Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 My niece calls me for advice on answering certain interview questions, as she is having an in-depth phone interview tomorrow.One question was giving her some trouble: Give us five words that do NOT describe you. I thought about it for a few seconds, then I told her to say this: "I'm not dead. Actually, I'm getting better....." We laughed and laughed ..... :laughing guy: http://www.microjivvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/notdead-260x166.jpg Monty Python has quotes that fit for all occasions! :laughing guy: She turned me into a newt but I got better 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 (edited) So the "NASCAR noose" was actually tied on the end of the pull cord to the garage door, and it had been there since October 2019. :laughing guy: :laughing guy: :laughing guy: Edited June 23, 2020 by Principled Man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjbear05 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Was scanning stories on my Yahoo homepage and came across a comment by somebody board named "AOCscrubsmytoilets" Damn near pissed myself I was laughing so hard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Was scanning stories on my Yahoo homepage and came across a comment by somebody board named "AOCscrubsmytoilets"Damn near pissed myself I was laughing so hard :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 I saw a meme today. Doctor says to the patient: "I'm afraid it's Corona virus." The patient replies: "That's impossible. I bought 200 rolls of toilet paper." No one has yet been able to tell me the connection between the hoarding of t.p. and the virus.1 person sneezes and 10 people sh*t themselves! :clap: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 On our way up to our church today, I stopped to admire the cows that were grazing on someone's property. One of them was right by the fence. The cow had a tag in each ear - one tag had a number - the other tag said "Johnny". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 I saw a meme today. Doctor says to the patient: "I'm afraid it's Corona virus." The patient replies: "That's impossible. I bought 200 rolls of toilet paper." :rfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Apparently Harrisburg's director of Finance thought it was too hot to garden with clothes on. Not sure what made me laugh harder, the clown emoji or the whiter than white legs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Carmina Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Apparently Harrisburg's director of Finance thought it was too hot to garden with clothes on. Not sure what made me laugh harder, the clown emoji or the whiter than white legs! Wait, the name of the woman who took this picture is Moon? Wow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 His punishment is watching the, unintentionally funny, Wicker Man remake. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 this wasn't by me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_br6QzCeCz8 :LMAO: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 Finding out that my wife shares a birthday with Hunter S. Thompson. Today in they're honor I'll be baking a cake on mescaline. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Carmina Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 Finding out that my wife shares a birthday with Hunter S. Thompson. Today in they're honor I'll be baking a cake on mescaline. "Their" honor -- somebody's been tasting the cake batter! ;) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Carmina Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 Finding out that my wife shares a birthday with Hunter S. Thompson. Today in they're honor I'll be baking a cake on mescaline. "Their" honor -- somebody's been tasting the cake batter! ;) I see you actually wrote "on mescaline" and not "with mescaline" -- so you wouldn't even need to taste the batter! My bad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 (edited) Just followed this satirist on Instagram recently. http:// Edited July 25, 2020 by invisible airwave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 I got stung by a yellow jacket on my rear right cheek!!!! :laughing guy: :laughing guy: :laughing guy: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 I got stung by a yellow jacket on my rear right cheek!!!! :laughing guy: :laughing guy: :laughing guy:Glad you can laugh it off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 I got stung by a yellow jacket on my rear right cheek!!!! :laughing guy: :laughing guy: :laughing guy:Glad you can laugh it off. Well it IS funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 (edited) Edited July 30, 2020 by invisible airwave 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 %20https%3A//i.ibb.co/hWnY4nk/9-B20-F675-F812-473-E-8978-28-E2-AACBB809.pngDidn't his wife just die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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