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I walk into Total Wine, about to shop my beer choices for the SB, when I hear "crash, tinkle, GODDAMMIT" " I need a mop, broom and dust pan! " I do some perusing of locked up liquor - vintage Arnagnacs, bourbons, and a couple of Macallans going for $250-300 a pop. As a get nearer to the beer aisles an aroma fills my nostrils. I inhale deeply, and percieve the smell of Tequila. An unfortunate stock person dropped a case of Patron Resopado Tequila, breaking two bottles. $100 in agave juice all over the floor! Damn fine smell, imho.
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My husband's urologist.

 

He looks just like this: 84010-nicolas-cage.jpg

 

:unsure:

 

Should I be worried?

 

At least he won’t misfile anything because he knows his alphabet.

 

“THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO!”

 

Just discovered Fake Showbiz News which is The Onion if it were about entertainment news. One headline caught my eye.

 

“Michael Bolton launches copyright lawsuit against Morrissey, claiming his new single ‘How Can I Be Racist When I’ve Got Black Friends?’ copies the melody of his 1990 hit ‘How Can We Be Lovers?“

 

Further proving Elvis Costello right about Moz. :LOL:

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Today at our staff meeting we had a presentation from our technology specialist. For schools there are state goals for use of technology, not just for student but for staff. This includes using technology during meetings (like the one we were having). Our specialist suggested giving prizes to people who use tech at meetings, using a smart device instead of printing an agenda, for example.

 

When she was done, the principal thanked her for her work, and introduced our Reading Week coordinator...who then passed out photocopies of hand-written notes for the week's activities. :LOL:

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I love these clips... MetalTrump rules!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCc3TVYJyO0

 

too funny! :LOL: :LOL:

There's a lot more clips of MetalTrump and also Trump Rocks. They're all from the same guy. Check out some of the other ones, they're all good.

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On the way to the dog park, the local Speedway selling unleaded regular for $1.999. A "spot" price for sure, but I can't remember the last time regular sold that cheap.
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On the way to the dog park, the local Speedway selling unleaded regular for $1.999. A "spot" price for sure, but I can't remember the last time regular sold that cheap.

 

And I just filled up my tank with $2.029 .....I feel cheated!! :laughing guy:

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On the way to the dog park, the local Speedway selling unleaded regular for $1.999. A "spot" price for sure, but I can't remember the last time regular sold that cheap.

 

And I just filled up my tank with $2.029 .....I feel cheated!! :laughing guy:

Coronavirus hysteria is sending us back to the god old 70s! :dweez:
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On the way to the dog park, the local Speedway selling unleaded regular for $1.999. A "spot" price for sure, but I can't remember the last time regular sold that cheap.

 

And I just filled up my tank with $2.029 .....I feel cheated!! :laughing guy:

Coronavirus hysteria is sending us back to the good old 70s! :dweez:

 

As long as Disco isn't there when we arrive, that's fine!

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