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Secret Service Agent:  OK, what’s in the safe?

 

Feds:  Ribs and sauce from Chicago. 

 

Secret Service Agent:  Adam’s Ribs?

 

Feds:  You know the place?

 

Secret Service Agent:  Are you kidding? I’m from Joliet! I’d walk there on my hands and knees for a takeout order!

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The current story about the superyacht MY SAGA sinking off the coast of Italy instantly reminded me of Bill Burr.....  :laugh:

 

 

 

 

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A local interest Facebook page with an article on the infamous Hollywood (FL) Sportatorium, with a comment by a patron who was teargassed by FHP troopers prior to Rush's 11/28/81 concert.  Troopers gassed gate crashers after delaying the opening of doors to the venue due to Neil's late arrival.

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TV ad for Vizzy Hard Seltzer:  It highlights the anti-oxidant Vitamin C.  
 

It’s really good to know that when I’m getting hammered, I won’t be oxidizing.  SOLD!!

 

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The mayor of our town is being investigated for leaving the scene of an accident. He drove through a grassy area and hit a water line, ripping off the exhaust system of the car, which was city-owned, by the way. He then fled the scene. Alcohol was allegedly involved. 

 

I'd drink too if I had to be the mayor of this place. 

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