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Over 40 camels were disqualified from a Saudi beauty contest. Botox injections and other "enhancements"!

 

Midnight at the oasis

Send your camels to bed

Got Botox paintin' their faces

And traces of steroids in their heads

 

 

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/over-40-camels-disqualified-beauty-193831168.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall

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Going through a review of "Channels I Get" on DirecTV, I hit The RFD Channel, and up pops "The Porter Wagonner Show. There he is, in his requisite colorful outfit (sky blue and yellow) and trademark greasy pompadour. He made 40 weight popular before Melrose and his Crisco. Unfortunately ther were no scenes with Dolly. Just him and an ugly guitar.
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Bought two sets of Wisconsin Badger 5 lottery numbers. Five numbers are picked randomly from the set 1-31. Selected randomly, the numbers are.

 

My numbers were:

 

02-06-08-19-22

02-06-08-10-22

 

Shall I go back and demand a refund of my two dollars? :D

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People who try to come off as clever, but just look pathetically obsessed.

 

http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?/topic/69845-last-movie-you-watched/page__st__17440#entry4977546

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People who try to come off as clever, but just look pathetically obsessed.

 

http://www.therushfo...40#entry4977546

 

With the exception of this post, I haven't even responded to your disparaging name calling and other comments for quite some time.

 

I guess if you want to do some objective measurement of obsession, you might check how many times you've changed your avatar to mock something I've posted, or in one case, changed it to the old Nun (or whatever she is) from Loyola after they beat Illinois in the tournament earlier this year. Or maybe see how many parts of my posts you have in your signature. I suppose if someone had time to kill and really gave a shit, they could look at how many times you've quoted one of my posts and how soon afterward you did so.

 

For the record, I had a guy in mind where I work when I posted that last bit. He's a know-it-all who thinks his shit don't stink, yet he sometimes raises his voice unnecessarily toward a patient and frequently makes errors or asks questions about something he should know after being with the VA for 7+ years. But you're free to believe what you want, regardless of how wrong you are.

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