Lorraine Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 The crows eating hazel nuts from my tree and dropping them on the roof.I love watching birds in the yard! Me too, and I love listening to them. Unfortunately, a hawk has been hanging around my neighborhood this summer and most of our usual bird tenants have left. Plus, the neighbor had his massive evergreen tree cut down. The birds loved to hang out there. And this leads me to my laugh today... A woman in Montana called 911 to report she was sold some bad meth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 http://youtu.be/F83ktrNwQhY Kids, don't try this at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Watching the British Baking Show and an old lady going on about how much she loves a good "spotted dick". Yeah, at first look, that is really funny, but then someone like ME comes along and tells people that is a dessert that is sold in cans here in the states http://i.imgur.com/GsGBeqz.jpgForgive me, but to the U.K. folks, pudding stands for a RIDICULOUS amount of different types of food. LOLhttp://i.imgur.com/PYzgzA6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Watching the British Baking Show and an old lady going on about how much she loves a good "spotted dick". Yeah, at first look, that is really funny, but then someone like ME comes along and tells people that is a dessert that is sold in cans here in the states http://i.imgur.com/GsGBeqz.jpgForgive me, but to the U.K. folks, pudding stands for a RIDICULOUS amount of different types of food. LOLhttp://i.imgur.com/PYzgzA6.gifCanned dick? Have you tried dick in a box? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Watching the British Baking Show and an old lady going on about how much she loves a good "spotted dick". Yeah, at first look, that is really funny, but then someone like ME comes along and tells people that is a dessert that is sold in cans here in the states http://i.imgur.com/GsGBeqz.jpgForgive me, but to the U.K. folks, pudding stands for a RIDICULOUS amount of different types of food. LOLhttp://i.imgur.com/PYzgzA6.gifCanned dick? Have you tried dick in a box? I have two children, so DUH! lolhttp://i.imgur.com/7SXoER3.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 http://youtu.be/Ja3_Nr24CII 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 This: (You may only get it if you've served or are familiar with someone who has.) https://youtu.be/VQO7OvvGvew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 The crows eating hazel nuts from my tree and dropping them on the roof. I bought a can of Nutella the other day....http://i.imgur.com/Hk0j9sh.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/6B9g6Ik.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Does it make you wanna get up and dance? http://youtu.be/s8AArN1NQVE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Does it make you wanna get up and dance? http://youtu.be/s8AArN1NQVE no...http://i.imgur.com/1rRJtQc.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?/topic/95036-happy-5th-anniversary-dick-tree/#entry3660455 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Especially the very end of the new trailer with that belly button line by Rogen. :rfl: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Some guys will flirt with anything that moves.They really have no shame. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I have to laugh at the two-sided coin that is vacationing in Mexico. :) A run on the beach with the pounding surf. :( The runs, with pounding cramps. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I have to laugh at the two-sided coin that is vacationing in Mexico. :) A run on the beach with the pounding surf. :( The runs, with pounding cramps. At least you're laughing! Are you hanging out at the beach the whole time, or will you be checking out temples, ruins, and the like?Get some weak black tea, plain rice and a banana into your system, and you'll be right as rain in a day or two. Hope there's some interesting tv to watch at least! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Some guys will flirt with anything that moves.They really have no shame.http://youtu.be/js8pCCxcVuc anything to get "THE KITTY". It's kinda 'built in' to most of us. It depends on the individual person to 'handle' the niceties or not as the case may be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Married people who dress alike and have to do everything together, including their medical appointments. They're literally tied at the hip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I have to laugh at the two-sided coin that is vacationing in Mexico. :) A run on the beach with the pounding surf. :( The runs, with pounding cramps. At least you're laughing! Are you hanging out at the beach the whole time, or will you be checking out temples, ruins, and the like?Get some weak black tea, plain rice and a banana into your system, and you'll be right as rain in a day or two. Hope there's some interesting tv to watch at least! I won't ask what I'm supposed to do with the banana. I am catching up on news from the NFL. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Myself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 (edited) I have to laugh at the two-sided coin that is vacationing in Mexico. :) A run on the beach with the pounding surf. :( The runs, with pounding cramps. At least you're laughing! Are you hanging out at the beach the whole time, or will you be checking out temples, ruins, and the like?Get some weak black tea, plain rice and a banana into your system, and you'll be right as rain in a day or two. Hope there's some interesting tv to watch at least! I won't ask what I'm supposed to do with the banana. I am catching up on news from the NFL. Damn, you made me choke on my inhalation, you loose-boweled maniac!But I suppose that is yet another, uh, curative use for a banana. NFL! Naked French Ladies - I love that news feed! Can't understand a word of it but I love their passion for the news, and the emphatic gestures.Get well soon! Edited September 21, 2017 by vaportrailer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I have to laugh at the two-sided coin that is vacationing in Mexico. :) A run on the beach with the pounding surf. :( The runs, with pounding cramps. At least you're laughing! Are you hanging out at the beach the whole time, or will you be checking out temples, ruins, and the like?Get some weak black tea, plain rice and a banana into your system, and you'll be right as rain in a day or two. Hope there's some interesting tv to watch at least! I won't ask what I'm supposed to do with the banana. I am catching up on news from the NFL. Damn, you made me choke on my inhalation, you loose-boweled maniac!But I suppose that is yet another, uh, curative use for a banana. NFL! Naked French Ladies - I love that news feed! Can't understand a word of it but I love their passion for the news, and the emphatic gestures.Get well soon!Just took some Advil on an attempt to get back on the vacation horse. Will seek out rice and plantains...tea may be a tough order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 http://youtu.be/Yst2AaKjpzs I have a twisted sense of humor, because I'm dying laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Watched some of Projected Man MST3K today since it’s the movie of the day on the club MST3K site. “Mike, let's just torch the theater and get outta here, c'mon...” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 (edited) Especially the very end of the new trailer with that belly button line by Rogen. :rfl: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMKX2tE5Luk[/media] After watching Best Friends in London and meeting Tommy Wiseau, I can't wait to see this movie!!! "To be or not TOO bee" :laughing guy: Edited October 1, 2017 by The Analog Grownup 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 The opening of last nights SNL season premiere. Welcome back Arec Barwin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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