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I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? :unsure:

The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front

Well, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:

Is your name not Bruce, then?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.
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I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? :unsure:

The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front

Well, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:

Is your name not Bruce, then?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? :cool:
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I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? :unsure:

The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front

Well, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:

Is your name not Bruce, then?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? :cool:

you'll get it back in ten weeks
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I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? :unsure:

The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front

Well, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:

Is your name not Bruce, then?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? :cool:

you'll get it back in ten weeks

It'll make a change from plumbing. :|
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I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? :unsure:

The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front

Well, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:

Is your name not Bruce, then?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? :cool:

you'll get it back in ten weeks

It'll make a change from plumbing. :|

I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life
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I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? :unsure:

The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front

Well, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:

Is your name not Bruce, then?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? :cool:

you'll get it back in ten weeks

It'll make a change from plumbing. :|

I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life

I wanted to be a lumberjack!

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I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? :unsure:

The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front

Well, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:

Is your name not Bruce, then?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? :cool:

you'll get it back in ten weeks

It'll make a change from plumbing. :|

I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life

I wanted to be a lumberjack!

This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy: :coy:
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I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? :unsure:

The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front

Well, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:

Is your name not Bruce, then?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? :cool:

you'll get it back in ten weeks

It'll make a change from plumbing. :|

I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life

I wanted to be a lumberjack!

This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy: :coy:

You slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?

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I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? :unsure:

The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front

Well, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:

Is your name not Bruce, then?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? :cool:

you'll get it back in ten weeks

It'll make a change from plumbing. :|

I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life

I wanted to be a lumberjack!

This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy: :coy:

You slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?

I'm Minister for Overseas Development. :hi:
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I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? :unsure:

The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front

Well, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:

Is your name not Bruce, then?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? :cool:

you'll get it back in ten weeks

It'll make a change from plumbing. :|

I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life

I wanted to be a lumberjack!

This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy: :coy:

You slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?

I'm Minister for Overseas Development. :hi:

And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid ...
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I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? :unsure:

The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front

Well, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:

Is your name not Bruce, then?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? :cool:

you'll get it back in ten weeks

It'll make a change from plumbing. :|

I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life

I wanted to be a lumberjack!

This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy: :coy:

You slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?

I'm Minister for Overseas Development. :hi:

And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid ...

Tonight, instead of discussing, they have decided to fight for it. To be determined by two falls, two submissions, or a knockout. :fistbump:
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I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? :unsure:

The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front

Well, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:

Is your name not Bruce, then?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? :cool:

you'll get it back in ten weeks

It'll make a change from plumbing. :|

I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life

I wanted to be a lumberjack!

This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy: :coy:

You slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?

I'm Minister for Overseas Development. :hi:

And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid ...

Tonight, instead of discussing, they have decided to fight for it. To be determined by two falls, two submissions, or a knockout. :fistbump:

Don't forget, I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast!

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I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? :unsure:

The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front

Well, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:

Is your name not Bruce, then?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? :cool:

you'll get it back in ten weeks

It'll make a change from plumbing. :|

I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life

I wanted to be a lumberjack!

This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy: :coy:

You slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?

I'm Minister for Overseas Development. :hi:

And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid ...

Tonight, instead of discussing, they have decided to fight for it. To be determined by two falls, two submissions, or a knockout. :fistbump:

Don't forget, I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast!

Stop it, stop it. Stop this cannibalism. Let's have a post about clean, decent human beings. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:
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I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? :unsure:

The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front

Well, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:

Is your name not Bruce, then?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? :cool:

you'll get it back in ten weeks

It'll make a change from plumbing. :|

I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life

I wanted to be a lumberjack!

This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy: :coy:

You slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?

I'm Minister for Overseas Development. :hi:

And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid ...

Tonight, instead of discussing, they have decided to fight for it. To be determined by two falls, two submissions, or a knockout. :fistbump:

Don't forget, I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast!

Stop it, stop it. Stop this cannibalism. Let's have a post about clean, decent human beings. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Ah, yes. Allow me to introduce my next-door neighbor. Blackhawkrush, this is A Sniveling Little Rat-Faced Git.

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I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? :unsure:

The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front

Well, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:

Is your name not Bruce, then?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? :cool:

you'll get it back in ten weeks

It'll make a change from plumbing. :|

I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life

I wanted to be a lumberjack!

This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy: :coy:

You slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?

I'm Minister for Overseas Development. :hi:

And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid ...

Tonight, instead of discussing, they have decided to fight for it. To be determined by two falls, two submissions, or a knockout. :fistbump:

Don't forget, I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast!

Stop it, stop it. Stop this cannibalism. Let's have a post about clean, decent human beings. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Ah, yes. Allow me to introduce my next-door neighbor. Blackhawkrush, this is A Sniveling Little Rat-Faced Git.

but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'
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No, no! Your first name, silly! :coy:

There are some who call me...Tim?

What a beautiful, beautiful name. It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit. :scared:
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No, no! Your first name, silly! :coy:

There are some who call me...Tim?

What a beautiful, beautiful name. It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit. :scared:

What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No, I suppose you've lost interest in it now.
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No, no! Your first name, silly! :coy:

There are some who call me...Tim?

What a beautiful, beautiful name. It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit. :scared:

What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No, I suppose you've lost interest in it now.

A tiger? In Africa???

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No, no! Your first name, silly! :coy:

There are some who call me...Tim?

What a beautiful, beautiful name. It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit. :scared:

What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No, I suppose you've lost interest in it now.

A tiger? In Africa???

After a frank exchange of views, we have agreed to carry on showing this version. We apologize to viewers who may be confused. :blush:
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No, no! Your first name, silly! :coy:

There are some who call me...Tim?

What a beautiful, beautiful name. It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit. :scared:

What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No, I suppose you've lost interest in it now.

A tiger? In Africa???

After a frank exchange of views, we have agreed to carry on showing this version. We apologize to viewers who may be confused. :blush:

well I think I can definitely say that your cat badly needs to be confused.
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No, no! Your first name, silly! :coy:

There are some who call me...Tim?

What a beautiful, beautiful name. It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit. :scared:

What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No, I suppose you've lost interest in it now.

A tiger? In Africa???

After a frank exchange of views, we have agreed to carry on showing this version. We apologize to viewers who may be confused. :blush:

well I think I can definitely say that your cat badly needs to be confused.

I just spent four hours burying the cat. It wouldn't keep still.

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No, no! Your first name, silly! :coy:

There are some who call me...Tim?

What a beautiful, beautiful name. It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit. :scared:

What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No, I suppose you've lost interest in it now.

A tiger? In Africa???

After a frank exchange of views, we have agreed to carry on showing this version. We apologize to viewers who may be confused. :blush:

well I think I can definitely say that your cat badly needs to be confused.

I just spent four hours burying the cat. It wouldn't keep still.

Well, that's extremely interesting. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Don (73) Savage and Tiddles. :popcorn:
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