Citizen of the World Posted March 17, 2018 Author Share Posted March 17, 2018 I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's FrontWell, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:Is your name not Bruce, then?My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 (edited) My German mother hates Monty Python and Dr. Who. She calls all the actors stiff-necked. Edited March 18, 2018 by Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's FrontWell, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:Is your name not Bruce, then?My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 20, 2018 Author Share Posted March 20, 2018 I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's FrontWell, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:Is your name not Bruce, then?My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? you'll get it back in ten weeks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's FrontWell, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:Is your name not Bruce, then?My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? you'll get it back in ten weeksIt'll make a change from plumbing. :| 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 21, 2018 Author Share Posted March 21, 2018 I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's FrontWell, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:Is your name not Bruce, then?My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? you'll get it back in ten weeksIt'll make a change from plumbing. :|I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's FrontWell, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:Is your name not Bruce, then?My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? you'll get it back in ten weeksIt'll make a change from plumbing. :|I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my lifeI wanted to be a lumberjack! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's FrontWell, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:Is your name not Bruce, then?My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? you'll get it back in ten weeksIt'll make a change from plumbing. :|I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my lifeI wanted to be a lumberjack!This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's FrontWell, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:Is your name not Bruce, then?My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? you'll get it back in ten weeksIt'll make a change from plumbing. :|I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my lifeI wanted to be a lumberjack!This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy:You slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's FrontWell, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:Is your name not Bruce, then?My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? you'll get it back in ten weeksIt'll make a change from plumbing. :|I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my lifeI wanted to be a lumberjack!This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy:You slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?I'm Minister for Overseas Development. :hi: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 21, 2018 Author Share Posted March 21, 2018 I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's FrontWell, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:Is your name not Bruce, then?My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? you'll get it back in ten weeksIt'll make a change from plumbing. :|I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my lifeI wanted to be a lumberjack!This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy:You slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?I'm Minister for Overseas Development. :hi:And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's FrontWell, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:Is your name not Bruce, then?My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? you'll get it back in ten weeksIt'll make a change from plumbing. :|I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my lifeI wanted to be a lumberjack!This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy:You slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?I'm Minister for Overseas Development. :hi:And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid ...Tonight, instead of discussing, they have decided to fight for it. To be determined by two falls, two submissions, or a knockout. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's FrontWell, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:Is your name not Bruce, then?My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? you'll get it back in ten weeksIt'll make a change from plumbing. :|I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my lifeI wanted to be a lumberjack!This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy:You slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?I'm Minister for Overseas Development. :hi:And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid ...Tonight, instead of discussing, they have decided to fight for it. To be determined by two falls, two submissions, or a knockout. Don't forget, I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's FrontWell, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:Is your name not Bruce, then?My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? you'll get it back in ten weeksIt'll make a change from plumbing. :|I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my lifeI wanted to be a lumberjack!This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy:You slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?I'm Minister for Overseas Development. :hi:And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid ...Tonight, instead of discussing, they have decided to fight for it. To be determined by two falls, two submissions, or a knockout. Don't forget, I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast!Stop it, stop it. Stop this cannibalism. Let's have a post about clean, decent human beings. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's FrontWell, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:Is your name not Bruce, then?My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? you'll get it back in ten weeksIt'll make a change from plumbing. :|I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my lifeI wanted to be a lumberjack!This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy:You slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?I'm Minister for Overseas Development. :hi:And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid ...Tonight, instead of discussing, they have decided to fight for it. To be determined by two falls, two submissions, or a knockout. Don't forget, I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast!Stop it, stop it. Stop this cannibalism. Let's have a post about clean, decent human beings. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Ah, yes. Allow me to introduce my next-door neighbor. Blackhawkrush, this is A Sniveling Little Rat-Faced Git. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 I want you to be my helpmates...you're not Jewish, are you? The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's FrontWell, we have ways of making them join. Norman there :geddy: does a lot of converting, that sort of thing. And there's his mate, Bruce Beer. :geddy:Is your name not Bruce, then?My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants. Look on my feelers. :poke:Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.So, it'll just grow back again then, will it? you'll get it back in ten weeksIt'll make a change from plumbing. :|I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my lifeI wanted to be a lumberjack!This is something which 73 and myself are really keen on. :coy:You slimy trollop, what kind of a ponce are you?I'm Minister for Overseas Development. :hi:And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid ...Tonight, instead of discussing, they have decided to fight for it. To be determined by two falls, two submissions, or a knockout. Don't forget, I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast!Stop it, stop it. Stop this cannibalism. Let's have a post about clean, decent human beings. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Ah, yes. Allow me to introduce my next-door neighbor. Blackhawkrush, this is A Sniveling Little Rat-Faced Git.but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 No, no! Your first name, silly! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 No, no! Your first name, silly! There are some who call me...Tim? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 No, no! Your first name, silly! There are some who call me...Tim?What a beautiful, beautiful name. It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 24, 2018 Author Share Posted March 24, 2018 No, no! Your first name, silly! There are some who call me...Tim?What a beautiful, beautiful name. It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit. What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No, I suppose you've lost interest in it now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 No, no! Your first name, silly! There are some who call me...Tim?What a beautiful, beautiful name. It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit. What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No, I suppose you've lost interest in it now.A tiger? In Africa??? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 No, no! Your first name, silly! There are some who call me...Tim?What a beautiful, beautiful name. It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit. What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No, I suppose you've lost interest in it now.A tiger? In Africa???After a frank exchange of views, we have agreed to carry on showing this version. We apologize to viewers who may be confused. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 No, no! Your first name, silly! There are some who call me...Tim?What a beautiful, beautiful name. It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit. What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No, I suppose you've lost interest in it now.A tiger? In Africa???After a frank exchange of views, we have agreed to carry on showing this version. We apologize to viewers who may be confused. well I think I can definitely say that your cat badly needs to be confused. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 No, no! Your first name, silly! There are some who call me...Tim?What a beautiful, beautiful name. It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit. What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No, I suppose you've lost interest in it now.A tiger? In Africa???After a frank exchange of views, we have agreed to carry on showing this version. We apologize to viewers who may be confused. well I think I can definitely say that your cat badly needs to be confused.I just spent four hours burying the cat. It wouldn't keep still. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 No, no! Your first name, silly! There are some who call me...Tim?What a beautiful, beautiful name. It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit. What d'you want one of them for! I'm not going to clean it out. You said you'd clean the tiger out, but do you? No, I suppose you've lost interest in it now.A tiger? In Africa???After a frank exchange of views, we have agreed to carry on showing this version. We apologize to viewers who may be confused. well I think I can definitely say that your cat badly needs to be confused.I just spent four hours burying the cat. It wouldn't keep still.Well, that's extremely interesting. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Don (73) Savage and Tiddles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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