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Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o

Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.

Nuuuurse!.......Nuuuurse!.........Nuuuurse!..........Nurse, take Mr. Citizen to a brain surgeon.

Well, you could get me one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

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Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o

Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.

Nuuuurse!.......Nuuuurse!.........Nuuuurse!..........Nurse, take Mr. Citizen to a brain surgeon.

Well, you could get me one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

:yes: In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.
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Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o

Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.

Nuuuurse!.......Nuuuurse!.........Nuuuurse!..........Nurse, take Mr. Citizen to a brain surgeon.

Well, you could get me one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

:yes: In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?
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Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o

Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.

Nuuuurse!.......Nuuuurse!.........Nuuuurse!..........Nurse, take Mr. Citizen to a brain surgeon.

Well, you could get me one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

:yes: In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

And three cans of beans for me, please.

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Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o

Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.

Nuuuurse!.......Nuuuurse!.........Nuuuurse!..........Nurse, take Mr. Citizen to a brain surgeon.

Well, you could get me one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

:yes: In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

And three cans of beans for me, please.

Baked beans are off.
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Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o

Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.

Nuuuurse!.......Nuuuurse!.........Nuuuurse!..........Nurse, take Mr. Citizen to a brain surgeon.

Well, you could get me one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

:yes: In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

And three cans of beans for me, please.

Baked beans are off.

Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one the most courageous and gallant acts in history. :burger: :unsure: :hotdog:
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Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o

Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.

Nuuuurse!.......Nuuuurse!.........Nuuuurse!..........Nurse, take Mr. Citizen to a brain surgeon.

Well, you could get me one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

:yes: In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

And three cans of beans for me, please.

Baked beans are off.

Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one the most courageous and gallant acts in history. :burger: :unsure: :hotdog:

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.

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Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o

Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.

Nuuuurse!.......Nuuuurse!.........Nuuuurse!..........Nurse, take Mr. Citizen to a brain surgeon.

Well, you could get me one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

:yes: In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

And three cans of beans for me, please.

Baked beans are off.

Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one the most courageous and gallant acts in history. :burger: :unsure: :hotdog:

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.

I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.
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Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o

Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.

Nuuuurse!.......Nuuuurse!.........Nuuuurse!..........Nurse, take Mr. Citizen to a brain surgeon.

Well, you could get me one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

:yes: In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

And three cans of beans for me, please.

Baked beans are off.

Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one the most courageous and gallant acts in history. :burger: :unsure: :hotdog:

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.

I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.

I think it's silly. He should have asked Margaret Drabble. :whipgirl:
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Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o

Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.

Nuuuurse!.......Nuuuurse!.........Nuuuurse!..........Nurse, take Mr. Citizen to a brain surgeon.

Well, you could get me one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

:yes: In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

And three cans of beans for me, please.

Baked beans are off.

Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one the most courageous and gallant acts in history. :burger: :unsure: :hotdog:

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.

I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.

I think it's silly. He should have asked Margaret Drabble. :whipgirl:

Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly.

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Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o

Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.

Nuuuurse!.......Nuuuurse!.........Nuuuurse!..........Nurse, take Mr. Citizen to a brain surgeon.

Well, you could get me one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

:yes: In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

And three cans of beans for me, please.

Baked beans are off.

Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one the most courageous and gallant acts in history. :burger: :unsure: :hotdog:

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.

I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.

I think it's silly. He should have asked Margaret Drabble. :whipgirl:

Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly.

Splendid, splendid. Incidentally, do call me Citizen, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Citizen of the World' nonsense! Ha ha ha ha! Now where were we? Ah yes. 73-baby, when you first started in the...
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Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o

Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.

Nuuuurse!.......Nuuuurse!.........Nuuuurse!..........Nurse, take Mr. Citizen to a brain surgeon.

Well, you could get me one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

:yes: In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

And three cans of beans for me, please.

Baked beans are off.

Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one the most courageous and gallant acts in history. :burger: :unsure: :hotdog:

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.

I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.

I think it's silly. He should have asked Margaret Drabble. :whipgirl:

Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly.

Splendid, splendid. Incidentally, do call me Citizen, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Citizen of the World' nonsense! Ha ha ha ha! Now where were we? Ah yes. 73-baby, when you first started in the...

...no, no, no...it's spelt 73-baby, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

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Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o

Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.

Nuuuurse!.......Nuuuurse!.........Nuuuurse!..........Nurse, take Mr. Citizen to a brain surgeon.

Well, you could get me one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

:yes: In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

And three cans of beans for me, please.

Baked beans are off.

Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one the most courageous and gallant acts in history. :burger: :unsure: :hotdog:

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.

I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.

I think it's silly. He should have asked Margaret Drabble. :whipgirl:

Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly.

Splendid, splendid. Incidentally, do call me Citizen, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Citizen of the World' nonsense! Ha ha ha ha! Now where were we? Ah yes. 73-baby, when you first started in the...

...no, no, no...it's spelt 73-baby, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

Oh perhaps so, but you made one fatal mistake. You see, this wasn't a 73-babylyser, it was an Alexander the Greatalyser. :coy:
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Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o

Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.

Nuuuurse!.......Nuuuurse!.........Nuuuurse!..........Nurse, take Mr. Citizen to a brain surgeon.

Well, you could get me one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

:yes: In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

And three cans of beans for me, please.

Baked beans are off.

Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one the most courageous and gallant acts in history. :burger: :unsure: :hotdog:

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.

I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.

I think it's silly. He should have asked Margaret Drabble. :whipgirl:

Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly.

Splendid, splendid. Incidentally, do call me Citizen, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Citizen of the World' nonsense! Ha ha ha ha! Now where were we? Ah yes. 73-baby, when you first started in the...

...no, no, no...it's spelt 73-baby, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

Oh perhaps so, but you made one fatal mistake. You see, this wasn't a 73-babylyser, it was an Alexander the Greatalyser. :coy:

Curse you Inspector blackhawkrush. You are too clever for us naughty people.
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Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o

Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.

Nuuuurse!.......Nuuuurse!.........Nuuuurse!..........Nurse, take Mr. Citizen to a brain surgeon.

Well, you could get me one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

:yes: In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

And three cans of beans for me, please.

Baked beans are off.

Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one the most courageous and gallant acts in history. :burger: :unsure: :hotdog:

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.

I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.

I think it's silly. He should have asked Margaret Drabble. :whipgirl:

Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly.

Splendid, splendid. Incidentally, do call me Citizen, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Citizen of the World' nonsense! Ha ha ha ha! Now where were we? Ah yes. 73-baby, when you first started in the...

...no, no, no...it's spelt 73-baby, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

Oh perhaps so, but you made one fatal mistake. You see, this wasn't a 73-babylyser, it was an Alexander the Greatalyser. :coy:

Curse you Inspector blackhawkrush. You are too clever for us naughty people.

He was a gentleman, blackhawkrush, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

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Excuse me, are you...are you suggesting eating my mother? :o

Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.

Nuuuurse!.......Nuuuurse!.........Nuuuurse!..........Nurse, take Mr. Citizen to a brain surgeon.

Well, you could get me one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

:yes: In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

And three cans of beans for me, please.

Baked beans are off.

Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one the most courageous and gallant acts in history. :burger: :unsure: :hotdog:

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.

I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.

I think it's silly. He should have asked Margaret Drabble. :whipgirl:

Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly.

Splendid, splendid. Incidentally, do call me Citizen, I don't want you playing around with any of this 'Citizen of the World' nonsense! Ha ha ha ha! Now where were we? Ah yes. 73-baby, when you first started in the...

...no, no, no...it's spelt 73-baby, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

Oh perhaps so, but you made one fatal mistake. You see, this wasn't a 73-babylyser, it was an Alexander the Greatalyser. :coy:

Curse you Inspector blackhawkrush. You are too clever for us naughty people.

He was a gentleman, blackhawkrush, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head.
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I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up. :tsk:

Yeah, it's been really heavy man with all these freaks from the fascist press trying to blow the whole scene.

Silly old leg-before-wicket English persons. :joker:
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I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up. :tsk:

Yeah, it's been really heavy man with all these freaks from the fascist press trying to blow the whole scene.

Silly old leg-before-wicket English persons. :joker:

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Blackhawk-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets!

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I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up. :tsk:

Yeah, it's been really heavy man with all these freaks from the fascist press trying to blow the whole scene.

Silly old leg-before-wicket English persons. :joker:

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Blackhawk-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets!

What they had come across was tribe-73, lost to man since time immemorial...who offered no resistance to this delivery. :bitchslap:
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I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up. :tsk:

Yeah, it's been really heavy man with all these freaks from the fascist press trying to blow the whole scene.

Silly old leg-before-wicket English persons. :joker:

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Blackhawk-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets!

What they had come across was tribe-73, lost to man since time immemorial...who offered no resistance to this delivery. :bitchslap:

What we can do for you is take it back to the depot, get a transfer slip from Crump to Pinnet, and put it on a special delivery.
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