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Cool it! I'm an ice cream salesman and I am senior to you. I got promoted. :cool:

Fetchez la vache.

Ah! Helmut. You want the German classes. :smash:

Well, their Bocalist meetings, down at the Axis Café in Rosedale Road.

And the Grail? The Grail is there?

And the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag. :ebert:

We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

It couldn't have come at a worse time. There's school fees for the two boys coming up, and the wife's treatment costing more now. I don't know where the money's coming from as it is. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here at TRF just for the last couple of years but now... :16ton:

Look! Two people (blackhawkrush falls)... three people have just fallen past that window!

Is there a life after death? Here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir 73, former curator of TRF, the late professor Citizen, until recently an academic, critic and hockey broadcaster, and the very late Prebendary Reverend Your_Lion... :popcorn:

Lord, I am affected by a bald patch.

Don't you see, this is something you've got to come to terms with. This is for your own good. :smash:

I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.

Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you? :unsure:

Well, what fish have you got that isn't jugged?

Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.

You know, I haven't had it for weeks! :boohoo:
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Cool it! I'm an ice cream salesman and I am senior to you. I got promoted. :cool:

Fetchez la vache.

Ah! Helmut. You want the German classes. :smash:

Well, their Bocalist meetings, down at the Axis Café in Rosedale Road.

And the Grail? The Grail is there?

And the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag. :ebert:

We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

It couldn't have come at a worse time. There's school fees for the two boys coming up, and the wife's treatment costing more now. I don't know where the money's coming from as it is. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here at TRF just for the last couple of years but now... :16ton:

Look! Two people (blackhawkrush falls)... three people have just fallen past that window!

Is there a life after death? Here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir 73, former curator of TRF, the late professor Citizen, until recently an academic, critic and hockey broadcaster, and the very late Prebendary Reverend Your_Lion... :popcorn:

Lord, I am affected by a bald patch.

Don't you see, this is something you've got to come to terms with. This is for your own good. :smash:

I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.

Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you? :unsure:

Well, what fish have you got that isn't jugged?

Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.

You know, I haven't had it for weeks! :boohoo:

(Audio comes from Monty Python album.) Edited by snowdogged
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Cool it! I'm an ice cream salesman and I am senior to you. I got promoted. :cool:

Fetchez la vache.

Ah! Helmut. You want the German classes. :smash:

Well, their Bocalist meetings, down at the Axis Café in Rosedale Road.

And the Grail? The Grail is there?

And the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag. :ebert:

We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

It couldn't have come at a worse time. There's school fees for the two boys coming up, and the wife's treatment costing more now. I don't know where the money's coming from as it is. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here at TRF just for the last couple of years but now... :16ton:

Look! Two people (blackhawkrush falls)... three people have just fallen past that window!

Is there a life after death? Here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir 73, former curator of TRF, the late professor Citizen, until recently an academic, critic and hockey broadcaster, and the very late Prebendary Reverend Your_Lion... :popcorn:

Lord, I am affected by a bald patch.

Don't you see, this is something you've got to come to terms with. This is for your own good. :smash:

I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.

Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you? :unsure:

Well, what fish have you got that isn't jugged?

Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.

You know, I haven't had it for weeks! :boohoo:

Well first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of certain of my colleagues you may have seen earlier, but they are from broken homes, circus families and so on and they are in no way representative of the new modern improved Rush Forum
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Cool it! I'm an ice cream salesman and I am senior to you. I got promoted. :cool:

Fetchez la vache.

Ah! Helmut. You want the German classes. :smash:

Well, their Bocalist meetings, down at the Axis Café in Rosedale Road.

And the Grail? The Grail is there?

And the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag. :ebert:

We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

It couldn't have come at a worse time. There's school fees for the two boys coming up, and the wife's treatment costing more now. I don't know where the money's coming from as it is. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here at TRF just for the last couple of years but now... :16ton:

Look! Two people (blackhawkrush falls)... three people have just fallen past that window!

Is there a life after death? Here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir 73, former curator of TRF, the late professor Citizen, until recently an academic, critic and hockey broadcaster, and the very late Prebendary Reverend Your_Lion... :popcorn:

Lord, I am affected by a bald patch.

Don't you see, this is something you've got to come to terms with. This is for your own good. :smash:

I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.

Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you? :unsure:

Well, what fish have you got that isn't jugged?

Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.

You know, I haven't had it for weeks! :boohoo:

Well first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of certain of my colleagues you may have seen earlier, but they are from broken homes, circus families and so on and they are in no way representative of the new modern improved Rush Forum

I'm going to award the first TRF prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits in New World Women. :drool:
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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

 

Actually, the correct response to that should be:

 

 

 

 

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

 

Actually, the correct response to that should be:

 

 

 

 

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

 

In a normal thread, you'd be right. But this is not a normal thread. In here, we try to have an ongoing conversation using Python lines from different scenes. I followed your quote with a quote from a different sketch, but it was a quote that sort of goes with yours. Read along with the long quote trains we have going in here to get a better idea. :16ton:

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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Always were late, weren't you Thompson? :bitchslap:
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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Always were late, weren't you Thompson? :bitchslap:

I'm sorry I'm late, my lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park.

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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Always were late, weren't you Thompson? :bitchslap:

I'm sorry I'm late, my lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park.

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: :tsk: B*M, B*TTY, P*X, KOSH*R, W** W**
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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Always were late, weren't you Thompson? :bitchslap:

I'm sorry I'm late, my lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park.

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: :tsk: B*M, B*TTY, P*X, KOSH*R, W** W**

Antisemitism!

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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Always were late, weren't you Thompson? :bitchslap:

I'm sorry I'm late, my lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park.

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: :tsk: B*M, B*TTY, P*X, KOSH*R, W** W**

Antisemitism!

If 73 opens his big mouth again...it's lampshade time! :rage:
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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Always were late, weren't you Thompson? :bitchslap:

I'm sorry I'm late, my lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park.

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: :tsk: B*M, B*TTY, P*X, KOSH*R, W** W**

Antisemitism!

If 73 opens his big mouth again...it's lampshade time! :rage:

I've been told 73 nailed your head to the floor.
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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Always were late, weren't you Thompson? :bitchslap:

I'm sorry I'm late, my lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park.

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: :tsk: B*M, B*TTY, P*X, KOSH*R, W** W**

Antisemitism!

If 73 opens his big mouth again...it's lampshade time! :rage:

I've been told 73 nailed your head to the floor.

My goodness me, I am in a bad temper today all right! I am vexed and ratty!

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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Always were late, weren't you Thompson? :bitchslap:

I'm sorry I'm late, my lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park.

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: :tsk: B*M, B*TTY, P*X, KOSH*R, W** W**

Antisemitism!

If 73 opens his big mouth again...it's lampshade time! :rage:

I've been told 73 nailed your head to the floor.

My goodness me, I am in a bad temper today all right! I am vexed and ratty!

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered administrator you ever set eyes on!
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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Always were late, weren't you Thompson? :bitchslap:

I'm sorry I'm late, my lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park.

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: :tsk: B*M, B*TTY, P*X, KOSH*R, W** W**

Antisemitism!

If 73 opens his big mouth again...it's lampshade time! :rage:

I've been told 73 nailed your head to the floor.

My goodness me, I am in a bad temper today all right! I am vexed and ratty!

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered administrator you ever set eyes on!

No one knows what strange and distant planet he came from, or where he was going! Wherever he went, terror and destruction were sure to follow. :scared:
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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Always were late, weren't you Thompson? :bitchslap:

I'm sorry I'm late, my lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park.

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: :tsk: B*M, B*TTY, P*X, KOSH*R, W** W**

Antisemitism!

If 73 opens his big mouth again...it's lampshade time! :rage:

I've been told 73 nailed your head to the floor.

My goodness me, I am in a bad temper today all right! I am vexed and ratty!

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered administrator you ever set eyes on!

No one knows what strange and distant planet he came from, or where he was going! Wherever he went, terror and destruction were sure to follow. :scared:

I like to hear the sound of two bricks being bashed together! :gumby:

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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Always were late, weren't you Thompson? :bitchslap:

I'm sorry I'm late, my lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park.

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: :tsk: B*M, B*TTY, P*X, KOSH*R, W** W**

Antisemitism!

If 73 opens his big mouth again...it's lampshade time! :rage:

I've been told 73 nailed your head to the floor.

My goodness me, I am in a bad temper today all right! I am vexed and ratty!

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered administrator you ever set eyes on!

No one knows what strange and distant planet he came from, or where he was going! Wherever he went, terror and destruction were sure to follow. :scared:

I like to hear the sound of two bricks being bashed together! :gumby:

73, you claim you can send bricks to sleep entirely by hypnosis?
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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Always were late, weren't you Thompson? :bitchslap:

I'm sorry I'm late, my lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park.

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: :tsk: B*M, B*TTY, P*X, KOSH*R, W** W**

Antisemitism!

If 73 opens his big mouth again...it's lampshade time! :rage:

I've been told 73 nailed your head to the floor.

My goodness me, I am in a bad temper today all right! I am vexed and ratty!

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered administrator you ever set eyes on!

No one knows what strange and distant planet he came from, or where he was going! Wherever he went, terror and destruction were sure to follow. :scared:

I like to hear the sound of two bricks being bashed together! :gumby:

73, you claim you can send bricks to sleep entirely by hypnosis?

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. :wub:
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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Always were late, weren't you Thompson? :bitchslap:

I'm sorry I'm late, my lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park.

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: :tsk: B*M, B*TTY, P*X, KOSH*R, W** W**

Antisemitism!

If 73 opens his big mouth again...it's lampshade time! :rage:

I've been told 73 nailed your head to the floor.

My goodness me, I am in a bad temper today all right! I am vexed and ratty!

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered administrator you ever set eyes on!

No one knows what strange and distant planet he came from, or where he was going! Wherever he went, terror and destruction were sure to follow. :scared:

I like to hear the sound of two bricks being bashed together! :gumby:

73, you claim you can send bricks to sleep entirely by hypnosis?

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. :wub:

Your feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate!

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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Always were late, weren't you Thompson? :bitchslap:

I'm sorry I'm late, my lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park.

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: :tsk: B*M, B*TTY, P*X, KOSH*R, W** W**

Antisemitism!

If 73 opens his big mouth again...it's lampshade time! :rage:

I've been told 73 nailed your head to the floor.

My goodness me, I am in a bad temper today all right! I am vexed and ratty!

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered administrator you ever set eyes on!

No one knows what strange and distant planet he came from, or where he was going! Wherever he went, terror and destruction were sure to follow. :scared:

I like to hear the sound of two bricks being bashed together! :gumby:

73, you claim you can send bricks to sleep entirely by hypnosis?

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. :wub:

Your feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate!

I'd like to welcome the administrator bastard to God's own earth, and I'd like to remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.
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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Always were late, weren't you Thompson? :bitchslap:

I'm sorry I'm late, my lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park.

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: :tsk: B*M, B*TTY, P*X, KOSH*R, W** W**

Antisemitism!

If 73 opens his big mouth again...it's lampshade time! :rage:

I've been told 73 nailed your head to the floor.

My goodness me, I am in a bad temper today all right! I am vexed and ratty!

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered administrator you ever set eyes on!

No one knows what strange and distant planet he came from, or where he was going! Wherever he went, terror and destruction were sure to follow. :scared:

I like to hear the sound of two bricks being bashed together! :gumby:

73, you claim you can send bricks to sleep entirely by hypnosis?

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. :wub:

Your feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate!

I'd like to welcome the administrator bastard to God's own earth, and I'd like to remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.

And just what do you mean by that? Are you calling my old comrade-in-arms a fairy? :rage:
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Sheesh, I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Always were late, weren't you Thompson? :bitchslap:

I'm sorry I'm late, my lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park.

These are the words that are not to be used again on TRF: :tsk: B*M, B*TTY, P*X, KOSH*R, W** W**

Antisemitism!

If 73 opens his big mouth again...it's lampshade time! :rage:

I've been told 73 nailed your head to the floor.

My goodness me, I am in a bad temper today all right! I am vexed and ratty!

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered administrator you ever set eyes on!

No one knows what strange and distant planet he came from, or where he was going! Wherever he went, terror and destruction were sure to follow. :scared:

I like to hear the sound of two bricks being bashed together! :gumby:

73, you claim you can send bricks to sleep entirely by hypnosis?

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. :wub:

Your feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate!

I'd like to welcome the administrator bastard to God's own earth, and I'd like to remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.

And just what do you mean by that? Are you calling my old comrade-in-arms a fairy? :rage:

I'd like to see more fairy stories about the police.

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