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Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere...or rather, the story of his daughter. :kisshug:

Yes, it's Attila the Nun. A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there. :fistbump: Get t'agent on t'phone.

Him mighty fine director. Him heap famous. Him say Leatherhead Rep like do play with Redfoot tribe.

This new series of 'Trim-Jeans Theatre Presents' will enable you to enjoy the poetry of T. S. Eliot whilst losing unsightly tummy bulge

And talking of filth, I have asked you once about the TRF carpet. :tsk:

Well, we have 28,000 cubic feet of Wintrex, which is a new white foam rubber which actually on screen looks more like snow than snow.

Think of the colours!

What...is your favourite colour? :codger:

Savage tans, great slabs of black set against aggressive orange. It really makes you want to shout out, this is good! This is real! :drool:

Your_Lion, I believe you're interested in shouting.

It's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting :smash: rather serious.

In this treatment the patient is rewarded for the correct response http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0125.gif and punished for the wrong one. :16ton: Let us begin.

You've just got five seconds to tell me, whatever happened to Baby Jane? :popcorn:

I went in to do some shopping and I came back and she was gone. She was only forty-seven.

Do sit down, Mr. Your_Lion. I think what's happened is terribly, terribly funny :unsure: tragic. Edited by blackhawkrush
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Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere...or rather, the story of his daughter. :kisshug:

Yes, it's Attila the Nun. A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there. :fistbump: Get t'agent on t'phone.

Him mighty fine director. Him heap famous. Him say Leatherhead Rep like do play with Redfoot tribe.

This new series of 'Trim-Jeans Theatre Presents' will enable you to enjoy the poetry of T. S. Eliot whilst losing unsightly tummy bulge

And talking of filth, I have asked you once about the TRF carpet. :tsk:

Well, we have 28,000 cubic feet of Wintrex, which is a new white foam rubber which actually on screen looks more like snow than snow.

Think of the colours!

What...is your favourite colour? :codger:

Savage tans, great slabs of black set against aggressive orange. It really makes you want to shout out, this is good! This is real! :drool:

Your_Lion, I believe you're interested in shouting.

It's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting :smash: rather serious.

In this treatment the patient is rewarded for the correct response http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0125.gif and punished for the wrong one. :16ton: Let us begin.

You've just got five seconds to tell me, whatever happened to Baby Jane? :popcorn:

I went in to do some shopping and I came back and she was gone. She was only forty-seven.

Do sit down, Mr. Your_Lion. I think what's happened is terribly, terribly funny :unsure: tragic.

Nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point.
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Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere...or rather, the story of his daughter. :kisshug:

Yes, it's Attila the Nun. A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there. :fistbump: Get t'agent on t'phone.

Him mighty fine director. Him heap famous. Him say Leatherhead Rep like do play with Redfoot tribe.

This new series of 'Trim-Jeans Theatre Presents' will enable you to enjoy the poetry of T. S. Eliot whilst losing unsightly tummy bulge

And talking of filth, I have asked you once about the TRF carpet. :tsk:

Well, we have 28,000 cubic feet of Wintrex, which is a new white foam rubber which actually on screen looks more like snow than snow.

Think of the colours!

What...is your favourite colour? :codger:

Savage tans, great slabs of black set against aggressive orange. It really makes you want to shout out, this is good! This is real! :drool:

Your_Lion, I believe you're interested in shouting.

It's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting :smash: rather serious.

In this treatment the patient is rewarded for the correct response http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0125.gif and punished for the wrong one. :16ton: Let us begin.

You've just got five seconds to tell me, whatever happened to Baby Jane? :popcorn:

I went in to do some shopping and I came back and she was gone. She was only forty-seven.

Do sit down, Mr. Your_Lion. I think what's happened is terribly, terribly funny :unsure: tragic.

Nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point.

Well, this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy. :rose:
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Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere...or rather, the story of his daughter. :kisshug:

Yes, it's Attila the Nun. A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there. :fistbump: Get t'agent on t'phone.

Him mighty fine director. Him heap famous. Him say Leatherhead Rep like do play with Redfoot tribe.

This new series of 'Trim-Jeans Theatre Presents' will enable you to enjoy the poetry of T. S. Eliot whilst losing unsightly tummy bulge

And talking of filth, I have asked you once about the TRF carpet. :tsk:

Well, we have 28,000 cubic feet of Wintrex, which is a new white foam rubber which actually on screen looks more like snow than snow.

Think of the colours!

What...is your favourite colour? :codger:

Savage tans, great slabs of black set against aggressive orange. It really makes you want to shout out, this is good! This is real! :drool:

Your_Lion, I believe you're interested in shouting.

It's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting :smash: rather serious.

In this treatment the patient is rewarded for the correct response http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0125.gif and punished for the wrong one. :16ton: Let us begin.

You've just got five seconds to tell me, whatever happened to Baby Jane? :popcorn:

I went in to do some shopping and I came back and she was gone. She was only forty-seven.

Do sit down, Mr. Your_Lion. I think what's happened is terribly, terribly funny :unsure: tragic.

Nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point.

Well, this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy. :rose:

I agree. If there were fewer chartered accountants there wouldn't be so many of them, numerically speaking.
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Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere...or rather, the story of his daughter. :kisshug:

Yes, it's Attila the Nun. A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there. :fistbump: Get t'agent on t'phone.

Him mighty fine director. Him heap famous. Him say Leatherhead Rep like do play with Redfoot tribe.

This new series of 'Trim-Jeans Theatre Presents' will enable you to enjoy the poetry of T. S. Eliot whilst losing unsightly tummy bulge

And talking of filth, I have asked you once about the TRF carpet. :tsk:

Well, we have 28,000 cubic feet of Wintrex, which is a new white foam rubber which actually on screen looks more like snow than snow.

Think of the colours!

What...is your favourite colour? :codger:

Savage tans, great slabs of black set against aggressive orange. It really makes you want to shout out, this is good! This is real! :drool:

Your_Lion, I believe you're interested in shouting.

It's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting :smash: rather serious.

In this treatment the patient is rewarded for the correct response http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0125.gif and punished for the wrong one. :16ton: Let us begin.

You've just got five seconds to tell me, whatever happened to Baby Jane? :popcorn:

I went in to do some shopping and I came back and she was gone. She was only forty-seven.

Do sit down, Mr. Your_Lion. I think what's happened is terribly, terribly funny :unsure: tragic.

Nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point.

Well, this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy. :rose:

I agree. If there were fewer chartered accountants there wouldn't be so many of them, numerically speaking.

I wouldn't wish it on my son. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant :spitwater: or a rat catcher. :pussy:
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Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere...or rather, the story of his daughter. :kisshug:

Yes, it's Attila the Nun. A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there. :fistbump: Get t'agent on t'phone.

Him mighty fine director. Him heap famous. Him say Leatherhead Rep like do play with Redfoot tribe.

This new series of 'Trim-Jeans Theatre Presents' will enable you to enjoy the poetry of T. S. Eliot whilst losing unsightly tummy bulge

And talking of filth, I have asked you once about the TRF carpet. :tsk:

Well, we have 28,000 cubic feet of Wintrex, which is a new white foam rubber which actually on screen looks more like snow than snow.

Think of the colours!

What...is your favourite colour? :codger:

Savage tans, great slabs of black set against aggressive orange. It really makes you want to shout out, this is good! This is real! :drool:

Your_Lion, I believe you're interested in shouting.

It's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting :smash: rather serious.

In this treatment the patient is rewarded for the correct response http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0125.gif and punished for the wrong one. :16ton: Let us begin.

You've just got five seconds to tell me, whatever happened to Baby Jane? :popcorn:

I went in to do some shopping and I came back and she was gone. She was only forty-seven.

Do sit down, Mr. Your_Lion. I think what's happened is terribly, terribly funny :unsure: tragic.

Nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point.

Well, this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy. :rose:

I agree. If there were fewer chartered accountants there wouldn't be so many of them, numerically speaking.

I wouldn't wish it on my son. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant :spitwater: or a rat catcher. :pussy:

Another rollocking half hour of laughter-packed squalor with 'Yes it's the Sewage Farm Attendants'. And this week Dan falls into a vat of human dung with hilarious consequences. Ha, ha, ha. :LMAO:
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it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?

In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :tongue:

No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:
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it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?

In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :tongue:

No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:

That's a strange expression, Bruce. :blink:
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it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?

In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :tongue:

No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:

That's a strange expression, Bruce. :blink:

Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.

They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. :yes:
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it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?

In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :tongue:

No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:

That's a strange expression, Bruce. :blink:

Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.

They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. :yes:

Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! :popcorn:
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it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?

In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :tongue:

No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:

That's a strange expression, Bruce. :blink:

Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.

They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. :yes:

Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! :popcorn:

And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
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it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?

In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :tongue:

No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:

That's a strange expression, Bruce. :blink:

Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.

They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. :yes:

Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! :popcorn:

And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.
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it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?

In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :tongue:

No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:

That's a strange expression, Bruce. :blink:

Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.

They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. :yes:

Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! :popcorn:

And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.

Podgorny prepares to serve again... :gumby:
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it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?

In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :tongue:

No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:

That's a strange expression, Bruce. :blink:

Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.

They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. :yes:

Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! :popcorn:

And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.

Podgorny prepares to serve again... :gumby:

we serve no animal flesh of any kind
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it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?

In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :tongue:

No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:

That's a strange expression, Bruce. :blink:

Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.

They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. :yes:

Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! :popcorn:

And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.

Podgorny prepares to serve again... :gumby:

we serve no animal flesh of any kind

Tish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman.
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it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?

In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :tongue:

No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:

That's a strange expression, Bruce. :blink:

Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.

They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. :yes:

Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! :popcorn:

And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.

Podgorny prepares to serve again... :gumby:

we serve no animal flesh of any kind

Tish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman.

Use your own, you great poofy poonagger! :)
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it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?

In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :tongue:

No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:

That's a strange expression, Bruce. :blink:

Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.

They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. :yes:

Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! :popcorn:

And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.

Podgorny prepares to serve again... :gumby:

we serve no animal flesh of any kind

Tish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman.

Use your own, you great poofy poonagger! :)

Well, that's settled then. Everyone eats me.
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it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?

In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :tongue:

No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:

That's a strange expression, Bruce. :blink:

Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.

They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. :yes:

Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! :popcorn:

And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.

Podgorny prepares to serve again... :gumby:

we serve no animal flesh of any kind

Tish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman.

Use your own, you great poofy poonagger! :)

Well, that's settled then. Everyone eats me.

No, we'd like to see the menu please. I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless you have a proper menu and anyway I might be pregnant.
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it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?

In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :tongue:

No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:

That's a strange expression, Bruce. :blink:

Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.

They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. :yes:

Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! :popcorn:

And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.

Podgorny prepares to serve again... :gumby:

we serve no animal flesh of any kind

Tish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman.

Use your own, you great poofy poonagger! :)

Well, that's settled then. Everyone eats me.

No, we'd like to see the menu please. I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless you have a proper menu and anyway I might be pregnant.

You haven't got a womb. :eh: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
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it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?

In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :tongue:

No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:

That's a strange expression, Bruce. :blink:

Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.

They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. :yes:

Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! :popcorn:

And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.

Podgorny prepares to serve again... :gumby:

we serve no animal flesh of any kind

Tish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman.

Use your own, you great poofy poonagger! :)

Well, that's settled then. Everyone eats me.

No, we'd like to see the menu please. I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless you have a proper menu and anyway I might be pregnant.

You haven't got a womb. :eh: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

The Ulverston Road box was removed, leaving the wall box in Esher Road as the only box for the Ulverston Road area.
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it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?

In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :tongue:

No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:

That's a strange expression, Bruce. :blink:

Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.

They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. :yes:

Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! :popcorn:

And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.

Podgorny prepares to serve again... :gumby:

we serve no animal flesh of any kind

Tish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman.

Use your own, you great poofy poonagger! :)

Well, that's settled then. Everyone eats me.

No, we'd like to see the menu please. I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless you have a proper menu and anyway I might be pregnant.

You haven't got a womb. :eh: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

The Ulverston Road box was removed, leaving the wall box in Esher Road as the only box for the Ulverston Road area.

Open the box! :drool: Open the box!
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it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?

In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :tongue:

No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:

That's a strange expression, Bruce. :blink:

Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.

They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. :yes:

Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! :popcorn:

And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.

Podgorny prepares to serve again... :gumby:

we serve no animal flesh of any kind

Tish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman.

Use your own, you great poofy poonagger! :)

Well, that's settled then. Everyone eats me.

No, we'd like to see the menu please. I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless you have a proper menu and anyway I might be pregnant.

You haven't got a womb. :eh: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

The Ulverston Road box was removed, leaving the wall box in Esher Road as the only box for the Ulverston Road area.

Open the box! :drool: Open the box!

All right, I confess, I'm a smuggler ... This whole case is crammed full of Swiss watches and clocks. I've been purposely trying to deceive Her Majesty's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0004.gif
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