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Are RUSH God?? Neil = the father, Alex = the son, Geddy = the nosy ghost


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ARE RUSH GOD????? The Holy Trinity??  

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  1. 1. Are RUSH God?????

    • Yes and I pray to them every night!
    • No, don't be fuckking ridiculous!
    • They could be I've often wondered
    • They're too gay to be God! But not camp enough to be like rushgoober
    • They're not gay enough to be God!!
    • I'm sick of religion, except RUSH is the new religion
    • I want to fuuck a dead chimp and work my way up to a live one...
    • I want to fuuck a chimp and work my down to a dead one...
    • Neil Peart is NOT God, he's nearer to a f***ing chimp!
    • Does that mean you want to fuuck him? Live or dead??
    • My name is Tony R, there is no God, except the CEO of the company who makes the hair gel I use to get my shiny curls
    • rushgoober here, I'm godlike, is that good enough? I'm a hippy lord and I'm gay enough to be God!
    • My name is EARL lord of the metal religion called METAL, I have many Japanese followers!
    • My name is METALDAD Ted Nugent is a kind of God to me, God of fart guitar tone!
    • My name is Hatchet Pete, I live for my catholic teachings, I like to wear the frock of a priest with nothing underneath except my garters!
    • My name is Tick, all I care about is God, Mike Portnoy and the Broncos and sexy pictures of mice!
    • My name is Johnny Blaze, if I were God I'd blast the fock out of all the religious nuts around the world, my farts are legendary!
    • My name is Janie! Fucck all this stupid shit, I'M BACK!! KISS the HOLY cheeks! I'm back boys and I'm ready for SEX!!!! Come and get me!!
    • My name is AMY (Ladirushfan) I'm GONNA be back, I want some of this sex too!! COME and GET me!!
    • My name is Steevo and I live in the past, I'm stuck in the 80's, my God is Sammy Hagar's father, he can truly rock in New Zealand, he's a Kiwi fruit!
    • My name is Neil "beetroot face" pretentious slut" Peart, how dare you mock my godlike status!! And it's supposed to be a secret, shut your cakehole treeduck!
    • My name is Jedi "huge conk" "cinderella girl" Lee, I've often thought I was God after finishing writing a new tune, but it just ended in furious masturbation as usual...
    • My name is Alex "BIG AL" "ZIVO" "RITZ-CARLTON BEAT-DOWN BITCH" Lifson, I just like to fuccking eat and eat well, till my pants are busting out, it makes me feel like a fuccking GOD, ok??? Now feed my gut someone!
    • My name is Terry Brown and yes I'm the true God of RUSH, without me Peart would be a fuckking dirt farmer too busy sodomising pigs to think!
    • Principled Man here, I'm just waiting for the Packers to self destruct so I can sacrifice myself in a naked ceremony in front of my favourite horror film screen siren who I'll kidnap and go out in a blu ray light!
    • Lost in Xanadu here RODGERS the todger is GOD! And his todger IS HUGE! Princey boy bitch man told me!!
    • Hello I'm Laughedatbytime, the Dolphins new uniform colour has already affected my mind, I'm like Ray Milland in the Man with X-Ray Eyes! If thine teal offends thee f**k it out!
    • The OWL checking in, I want to know more about Janie and the other girls coming back, can I buy a ticket to Janie's coronation as SEX GODDESS of TRF grrrrrr the OWL is ready for mating!!
    • H. P. L. here, I pretty much live in 1978 when the German films were porn and the Italian porn was art and the ice cream in theatres was runny...
    • I am the HOBO member and I've not been away but I'M BACK for sex and all that ha ha, I'm insane, this asylum is so pretty!!
    • YOUR LION here, at LAST I'm in a poll!! Break out the rubber gloves it's fap time!
    • Eddie Van Halen here, who the fuckk is GOD if it's not ME, you ffucking frigid RUSH bitches
    • Cosey Toses here, back when I was a trainee flasher back in the 70's I used to feel like God when a stray puppy ran towards me at the crucial moment and...
    • Pags here, look I'm a FIREMAN, I can deal with stuff. Man I save LIVES, of course I can handle things. I'm a man, a man's man! Am I GOD?? Fuckk ok yeah I'm GOD. Why not me? I'm a fuccking fireman baby! We rule! And that...
    • Sunny Sunny Sun girl here, I'm GOD, I truly am! I'm a she-god!!!!!!!!!!! AND I've been back all along! But no SEX I'm too angelic for that! Get your damn hands off me I'm too s...
    • Presto-digitation here, this thread is ridiculous, it's obvious that MICK MARS is gOD! He was old when he was young, he was alive when the Egyptian mummys were wrapped in butt towels!
    • My name is Rodrigo Altaf, I feel like a God when I go down to the Brazilan shemale district for weekend of sexual shenanigans, wow they make my girlfriend look like a dead male chimp!
    • My Name is Rerushed, yes I'm the one who bangs the dead chimps!
    • My name is Lonestar Boogie aka Sheldon Cooper, I want to be God so i can get real women instead of these blow-up dolls I grease up for my nightly entertainment
    • My name is Grayfriar I work for GOD, and her name is JANIE!! Where do you think she's been the last 3 months? YEP with me in my abbey!!


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I think Murray's beatdown at the hands of Wawa the other day still has you seeing gods and sex goddesses. Foul f***ing fowl!!!!

Murray played like a dead chimp who'd just been attacked by rushgoober; dead but somehow reanimated by the extreme embarrassment of it all! :16ton:

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I think Murray's beatdown at the hands of Wawa the other day still has you seeing gods and sex goddesses. Foul f***ing fowl!!!!

Murray played like a dead chimp who'd just been attacked by rushgoober; dead but somehow reanimated by the extreme embarrassment of it all! :16ton:

http://sports.gaeatimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/andy-murray.jpg

Take your stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty rushgoober-ape!!!

http://www.ihateobama.com/sitebuilder/images/ape5-600x215.png

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I need a small :smoke: and a :hail: or both, to vote in this poll. Besides that it's early sunday morning here... so, off to read a Mass.
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YOUR LION here, at LAST I'm in a poll!! Break out the rubber gloves it's fap time!

 

:LOL: well, it looks like there's no need for me to say it ;)

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Yay!! Another mega poll from Mr Duckman!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/birds/brown-duck-smiley-emoticon.gif

 

Oh the choices!

 

Decisions..... Decisions... http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/ruminating.gif

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I think Murray's beatdown at the hands of Wawa the other day still has you seeing gods and sex goddesses. Foul f***ing fowl!!!!

Murray played like a dead chimp who'd just been attacked by rushgoober; dead but somehow reanimated by the extreme embarrassment of it all! :16ton:

http://sports.gaeatimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/andy-murray.jpg

Take your stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty rushgoober-ape!!!

http://www.ihateobama.com/sitebuilder/images/ape5-600x215.png

 

:LOL:

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Have you ever thought of getting a girlfriend?

:eyeroll:

It only takes ten minutes to do a poll like this, that hardly cuts into my shagging time. I could do with cutting it down 7 minutes though in future, just to be on the safe side...

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