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The Booger Myers Band: Ice Cream Jesus


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Here's a new one from The Booger Myers Band called Ice Cream Jesus. All of our stuff's pretty different-sounding from each other though the themes are often humorous. This one's about me getting a soft serve ice cream at a McDonald's drive thru, reaching for my CD book, and accidentally smashing the cone into our imported Italian silver Jesus cross. Yikes.

 

I have about 30 Booger Myers Band songs recorded so far, almost all of them were written within 2013. The lyrics for this video are below too if you can't make out what it says.

 

Thank you!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPgtsZGnoX8

 

Lyrics:

 

Going through the drive through

Grabbed myself a cone

Had to hold it with my right hand

I still had to drive home

Reaching for my CD book

I made quite the mess

See the cone hit the little

Hanging cross of Jesus

 

Ice Cream Jesus!

I'm going to hell!

I had to get the cone!

I had to try and drive home!

 

From the top of Old Smokey

To the depths of the Valley

You'd need 3 hands to do this

And not cause a rally!

I suggest that you drive

With another or two

For when Jesus the co-pilot

Just doesn't do!

 

Ice Cream Jesus!

I'm going to hell!

I had to get the cone!

I had to try and drive home!

 

Ice Cream Jesus!

He rolled away the cone

While hanging from the mirror

All the way home!

 

Ice Cream Jesus!

He dipped for your sins!

And 3 days later

He did it again!

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Here's a new one from The Booger Myers Band called Ice Cream Jesus. All of our stuff's pretty different-sounding from each other though the themes are often humorous. This one's about me getting a soft serve ice cream at a McDonald's drive thru, reaching for my CD book, and accidentally smashing the cone into our imported Italian silver Jesus cross. Yikes.

 

I have about 30 Booger Myers Band songs recorded so far, almost all of them were written within 2013. The lyrics for this video are below too if you can't make out what it says.

 

Thank you!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPgtsZGnoX8

 

Lyrics:

 

Going through the drive through

Grabbed myself a cone

Had to hold it with my right hand

I still had to drive home

Reaching for my CD book

I made quite the mess

See the cone hit the little

Hanging cross of Jesus

 

Ice Cream Jesus!

I'm going to hell!

I had to get the cone!

I had to try and drive home!

 

From the top of Old Smokey

To the depths of the Valley

You'd need 3 hands to do this

And not cause a rally!

I suggest that you drive

With another or two

For when Jesus the co-pilot

Just doesn't do!

 

Ice Cream Jesus!

I'm going to hell!

I had to get the cone!

I had to try and drive home!

 

Ice Cream Jesus!

He rolled away the cone

While hanging from the mirror

All the way home!

 

Ice Cream Jesus!

He dipped for your sins!

And 3 days later

He did it again!

 

Love the lyrics, and thanks for the tag, Del_Duio! :D

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Thanks Babycat, and no problem at all for the tag!

 

Writing songs is one of my favorite things to do, no subject is too weird or whatever :D

This is one I just uploaded about those days when you're at work and somebody's always in the bathroom when you try to go. You know those days. Only this time there's a twist- it's because the guy was dead. Ah yes, lol. This one's kind of cool because I wrote it on drums and then went back and figured out music to go along with it. Not like it's an especially impressive drumbeat (far from it hah) but it was an interesting way to do it.

 

I want to try and make another 'proper' video w/o stills sometime this upcoming week. There's a funny song about milk I've wanted to put up for quite awhile now that should be good to see in action I think.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyLFfpGp5ME&feature=youtu.be

 

Lyrics:

 

Knock Knock Knock!

The door's still locked

Since I got on the clock at 7 this morning..

 

So I'll walk to the office

While I wait for that doofus

To finish reading his newspaper, book, or suduko..

 

An hour goes by

Now I want to cry

Cos' the loser's still in there, gasping for air I assume..

 

Every calendar year a "Dump Day" appears

So ready your will for the fray

For a whole lotta' waiting, no time for debating

Turns coal into diamonds this day

Turns coal into diamonds this day!

 

Kick Kick Kick!

Okay, whatta' dick!

He's been in here half the day at least

 

Smash Smash Smash!

Hurry up, you ass!

My eyes turn more brown by the moment..

 

They took down the door

And Joe's on the floor

Whoops I guess he died, sorry!

 

Every calendar year a "Dump Day" appears

But sometimes it's 'cos the guy died

We all went to the wake, it's JOE for Chrissakes!

And I put all my diamonds inside

In his coffin my diamonds inside!

 

Every calendar year a "Dump Day" appears

But sometimes it's 'cos the guy died

We all went to the wake, it's JOE for Chrissakes!

And I put all my diamonds inside

In his coffin my diamonds inside!

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Hey guys. I think these are better suited to Music of the Spheres. Making Modern Music is for gear and theory/technique discussion.

 

I've been lagging in moderation duties where this concerned. I don't want to discourage posting but would like to see it in its proper place.

 

Thanks!

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