treeduck Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 (edited) Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you knowProblems, problems, problems, metal problems Light switch, yellow puke, crawling over his bathroom floorSinging alcoholic praises to the depths of the toilet bowlHe's got guinness in his stomach, he's got no hairs on his headHe should have listened to the barman at the pubWhen he offered him the orange juice and peanuts Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you knowBut he's got metal problems Fast metal, prog fever, swarming through his booze-riddled mindSpitting out the wife's hair-removing lotion, the blind drunk looking for toothpaste shall lead the blindyou've got booze in you stomach, he's got the barmaids tits in his headWhen her red lips whispered, his dick veins stiffenedeven though she looks like the walking dead Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you knowPete's got prog experiencePete's got prog experience, he knows prog, you knowBut he's got metal problemsProblems, problems, problems, problems, problems, metal problems. Pete knows Guns n Roses...Slash on the radio, knock, knocking on his bathroom doorPumping Axl in his ears oozing through the gap near the floorHe's got Venom in his stomach, he's got Poison in his headHe should have burned his Venom and Poison albums back in the 80's and bought some more Quo instead Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows, you knowBut he's got metal problems Black eyed Peas? No he's got Purple fever, streaming footage from 1974 againHe learned his lesson far too late from the links on TRF hard rock memory laneHe's still got Venom in his stomach, still got Poison in his headHe should have stayed away from Earl's metal thread and talked with TickListen to the lies he fed Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you knowBut he's got problemsPete knows, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you knowHe's got prog experienceHe's got prog experience, he knows prog, you knowPete knows prog, you know, you know, you knowYou know, you know, you know, you know Problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, metal problemsDon't give him your metal problems :joker: :joker: :joker: Edited September 1, 2013 by treeduck 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 (edited) Duck-san, you are some kind of genius! Thanks!!! I played the song, and sang along with the NEW lyrics! It scanned very well! Edited September 1, 2013 by Hatchetaxe&saw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted September 1, 2013 Author Share Posted September 1, 2013 Duck-san, you are some kind of genius! Thanks!!! I played the song, and sang along with the NEW lyrics! It scanned very well! :ebert: :cheers: Happy Birthday mate! :hi: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbine Freight Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Many happy returns hatchet :hail: PS ace Marillion parody duck! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Yeah, happy birthday Hatchet :hail: :cheers: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steevo Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Have a Guinness or two on me Hatchy >>> :hail: :hail: Happy Birthday to a fine poster! :givebeer: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathory Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 this is insane 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steevo Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Fukk man, what is your problem now? Birthday wishes? WHAT???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobo73 Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY!!!! :7up: :haz: :smoke: :D :yay: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you knowProblems, problems, problems, metal problems Light switch, yellow puke, crawling over his bathroom floorSinging alcoholic praises to the depths of the toilet bowlHe's got guinness in his stomach, he's got no hairs on his headHe should have listened to the barman at the pubWhen he offered him the orange juice and peanuts Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you knowBut he's got metal problems Fast metal, prog fever, swarming through his booze-riddled mindSpitting out the wife's hair-removing lotion, the blind drunk looking for toothpaste shall lead the blindyou've got booze in you stomach, he's got the barmaids tits in his headWhen her red lips whispered, his dick veins stiffenedeven though she looks like the walking dead Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you knowPete's got prog experiencePete's got prog experience, he knows prog, you knowBut he's got metal problemsProblems, problems, problems, problems, problems, metal problems. Pete knows Guns n Roses...Slash on the radio, knock, knocking on his bathroom doorPumping Axl in his ears oozing through the gap near the floorHe's got Venom in his stomach, he's got Poison in his headHe should have burned his Venom and Poison albums back in the 80's and bought some more Quo instead Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows, you knowBut he's got metal problems Black eyed Peas? No he's got Purple fever, streaming footage from 1974 againHe learned his lesson far too late from the links on TRF hard rock memory laneHe's still got Venom in his stomach, still got Poison in his headHe should have stayed away from Earl's metal thread and talked with TickListen to the lies he fed Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you knowBut he's got problemsPete knows, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you knowHe's got prog experienceHe's got prog experience, he knows prog, you knowPete knows prog, you know, you know, you knowYou know, you know, you know, you know Problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, metal problemsDon't give him your metal problems :joker: :joker: :joker: My God - that's incredible! :ebert: Thanks for the tag, Duck! :smoke: PS, Happy Birthday, Hatchet! :D 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted September 2, 2013 Author Share Posted September 2, 2013 Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you knowProblems, problems, problems, metal problems Light switch, yellow puke, crawling over his bathroom floorSinging alcoholic praises to the depths of the toilet bowlHe's got guinness in his stomach, he's got no hairs on his headHe should have listened to the barman at the pubWhen he offered him the orange juice and peanuts Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you knowBut he's got metal problems Fast metal, prog fever, swarming through his booze-riddled mindSpitting out the wife's hair-removing lotion, the blind drunk looking for toothpaste shall lead the blindyou've got booze in you stomach, he's got the barmaids tits in his headWhen her red lips whispered, his dick veins stiffenedeven though she looks like the walking dead Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you knowPete's got prog experiencePete's got prog experience, he knows prog, you knowBut he's got metal problemsProblems, problems, problems, problems, problems, metal problems. Pete knows Guns n Roses...Slash on the radio, knock, knocking on his bathroom doorPumping Axl in his ears oozing through the gap near the floorHe's got Venom in his stomach, he's got Poison in his headHe should have burned his Venom and Poison albums back in the 80's and bought some more Quo instead Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows, you knowBut he's got metal problems Black eyed Peas? No he's got Purple fever, streaming footage from 1974 againHe learned his lesson far too late from the links on TRF hard rock memory laneHe's still got Venom in his stomach, still got Poison in his headHe should have stayed away from Earl's metal thread and talked with TickListen to the lies he fed Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you knowBut he's got problemsPete knows, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you knowHe's got prog experienceHe's got prog experience, he knows prog, you knowPete knows prog, you know, you know, you knowYou know, you know, you know, you know Problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, metal problemsDon't give him your metal problems :joker: :joker: :joker: My God - that's incredible! :ebert: Thanks for the tag, Duck! :smoke: PS, Happy Birthday, Hatchet! :D Thanks Baby! :smoke: :pussy: :d13: :hi: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. P. L. Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Happy birthday, mate!!! BTW, I'm currently enjoying the Copper TV series, and am taken aback by all those (fake?) Irish accents... I swear, if I didn't have subtitles I wouldn't understand a word! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 :cheers: Happy Birthday Hatchet :hail: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 HAPPY BIRTHDAY HATCHET PETE!!! :haz: :yay: :banana: :cheerleader: :7up: :cheers: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Happy birthday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony R Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Happy Birthday Pete! :cheers: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Thank you everyone, you're a mad lot, but I love you all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Happy St. Patrick's Day, HA&S!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Happy St. Patrick's Day, HA&S!!!! :laughing guy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steevo Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Thank you everyone, you're a mad lot, but I love you all. Helps around here I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 A belated Happy Birthday, Pete! I hope that you had a great day! :haz: :cheers: :cheerleader: :yay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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