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Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know

Problems, problems, problems, metal problems

 

Light switch, yellow puke, crawling over his bathroom floor

Singing alcoholic praises to the depths of the toilet bowl

He's got guinness in his stomach, he's got no hairs on his head

He should have listened to the barman at the pub

When he offered him the orange juice and peanuts

 

Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you know

But he's got metal problems

 

Fast metal, prog fever, swarming through his booze-riddled mind

Spitting out the wife's hair-removing lotion, the blind drunk looking for toothpaste shall lead the blind

you've got booze in you stomach, he's got the barmaids tits in his head

When her red lips whispered, his dick veins stiffened

even though she looks like the walking dead

 

Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you know

Pete's got prog experience

Pete's got prog experience, he knows prog, you know

But he's got metal problems

Problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, metal problems.

 

Pete knows Guns n Roses...

Slash on the radio, knock, knocking on his bathroom door

Pumping Axl in his ears oozing through the gap near the floor

He's got Venom in his stomach, he's got Poison in his head

He should have burned his Venom and Poison albums back in the 80's and bought some more Quo instead

 

Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows, you know

But he's got metal problems

 

Black eyed Peas? No he's got Purple fever, streaming footage from 1974 again

He learned his lesson far too late from the links on TRF hard rock memory lane

He's still got Venom in his stomach, still got Poison in his head

He should have stayed away from Earl's metal thread and talked with Tick

Listen to the lies he fed

 

Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you know

But he's got problems

Pete knows, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you know

He's got prog experience

He's got prog experience, he knows prog, you know

Pete knows prog, you know, you know, you know

You know, you know, you know, you know

 

Problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, metal problems

Don't give him your metal problems

 

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:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

 

 

Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know

Problems, problems, problems, metal problems

 

Light switch, yellow puke, crawling over his bathroom floor

Singing alcoholic praises to the depths of the toilet bowl

He's got guinness in his stomach, he's got no hairs on his head

He should have listened to the barman at the pub

When he offered him the orange juice and peanuts

 

Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you know

But he's got metal problems

 

Fast metal, prog fever, swarming through his booze-riddled mind

Spitting out the wife's hair-removing lotion, the blind drunk looking for toothpaste shall lead the blind

you've got booze in you stomach, he's got the barmaids tits in his head

When her red lips whispered, his dick veins stiffened

even though she looks like the walking dead

 

Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you know

Pete's got prog experience

Pete's got prog experience, he knows prog, you know

But he's got metal problems

Problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, metal problems.

 

Pete knows Guns n Roses...

Slash on the radio, knock, knocking on his bathroom door

Pumping Axl in his ears oozing through the gap near the floor

He's got Venom in his stomach, he's got Poison in his head

He should have burned his Venom and Poison albums back in the 80's and bought some more Quo instead

 

Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows, you know

But he's got metal problems

 

Black eyed Peas? No he's got Purple fever, streaming footage from 1974 again

He learned his lesson far too late from the links on TRF hard rock memory lane

He's still got Venom in his stomach, still got Poison in his head

He should have stayed away from Earl's metal thread and talked with Tick

Listen to the lies he fed

 

Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you know

But he's got problems

Pete knows, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you know

He's got prog experience

He's got prog experience, he knows prog, you know

Pete knows prog, you know, you know, you know

You know, you know, you know, you know

 

Problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, metal problems

Don't give him your metal problems

 

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My God - that's incredible! :ebert:

 

Thanks for the tag, Duck! :smoke:

 

 

 

 

PS, Happy Birthday, Hatchet! :D

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:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

 

 

Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know

Problems, problems, problems, metal problems

 

Light switch, yellow puke, crawling over his bathroom floor

Singing alcoholic praises to the depths of the toilet bowl

He's got guinness in his stomach, he's got no hairs on his head

He should have listened to the barman at the pub

When he offered him the orange juice and peanuts

 

Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you know

But he's got metal problems

 

Fast metal, prog fever, swarming through his booze-riddled mind

Spitting out the wife's hair-removing lotion, the blind drunk looking for toothpaste shall lead the blind

you've got booze in you stomach, he's got the barmaids tits in his head

When her red lips whispered, his dick veins stiffened

even though she looks like the walking dead

 

Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you know

Pete's got prog experience

Pete's got prog experience, he knows prog, you know

But he's got metal problems

Problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, metal problems.

 

Pete knows Guns n Roses...

Slash on the radio, knock, knocking on his bathroom door

Pumping Axl in his ears oozing through the gap near the floor

He's got Venom in his stomach, he's got Poison in his head

He should have burned his Venom and Poison albums back in the 80's and bought some more Quo instead

 

Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows, you know

But he's got metal problems

 

Black eyed Peas? No he's got Purple fever, streaming footage from 1974 again

He learned his lesson far too late from the links on TRF hard rock memory lane

He's still got Venom in his stomach, still got Poison in his head

He should have stayed away from Earl's metal thread and talked with Tick

Listen to the lies he fed

 

Pete knows prog, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you know

But he's got problems

Pete knows, you know, Pete knows prog, you know, he knows prog, you know

He's got prog experience

He's got prog experience, he knows prog, you know

Pete knows prog, you know, you know, you know

You know, you know, you know, you know

 

Problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, metal problems

Don't give him your metal problems

 

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

 

My God - that's incredible! :ebert:

 

Thanks for the tag, Duck! :smoke:

 

 

 

 

PS, Happy Birthday, Hatchet! :D

 

Thanks Baby!

 

:smoke:

 

:pussy:

:d13:

 

:hi:

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A belated Happy Birthday, Pete! I hope that you had a great day! :haz: :cheers: :cheerleader: :yay:
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