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He is the one that hides

The universal secret of all time

Destruction of the Ghost Rider franchise

Is the one and only crime

That Johnny Blaze must punish a thousand times

We found out what it means to be deceived

The rotten celluloid images

like an unborn child that never was conceived

 

When Nick Cage's world collapses

He'll feel like he's trapped inside his embryonic cell

And flashing memories

Of all his awful acting will be his never ending hell

Nick's name scorns his blazing face

The man that never heeds the views of fans

The deathly darkness that

Belies the fate of those who cannot act

 

Well I know its what I have to do, said Johnny

and I know the reason why

And I know Cage will understand

that it's time to die

Don't believe the life you had Nick

Will ruin Ghost Rider's rep for long

but you have to let your body sleep

To let Johnny Blaze's soul live on

 

Blaze has given life to you

And your career, it's your concern

Unseen eyes of inner Fire

Will make your soul burn

and you'll turn to ash with one look

The seeds of death are sown

Curtain on the actor falls

The public fate of Nick stays unknown

 

Just remember it was you who ruined your life

Fan hate is a living death

Treat your career for what it's worth

a pack of smokes and a blob of meth

Looking back over his shoulder, bike roaring

Johnny Blaze leaves the grave behind

Here Nick waits and only guesses

What his next life will bring

 

http://i.imgur.com/siqgbrn.jpg

 

 

 

There's no reason for you Nick to run

You can't escape the fate of the chosen one

Black moon rising, in a blood red sky

Cage you're in hell and yet you're gonna die

 

Drinking down your bloody one good review is that your answer?

That's what you plan to do?

You're dreaming man, you won't cheat your way out of this disaster

You're going down a thousand times like I said, I am your master

 

Wind of Hollywood piss has taken over your celebrity mind

And you think you can use your stupid phone?

You can't do that shit here Cage

Look around, you're in hell!

 

Feel the forces from another world

Ghost Rider shadow fills your mind

Firey power blowing over you

And you squirm, and even now you still look fake

There is no truth in you even when there's no mistake

Look behind you!

 

Hellhounds are calling

Johnny Blaze is near

Feel yourself falling

Falling with fear

You tell yourself you're dreaming

You realise you're screaming

You know that this shouldn't happen to you

You shouldn't have made that Ghost Rider movie spew

But now there is nothing you can do

 

Ghost Rider shadows from the other world

Flaming forces in your mind

Trapped between the worlds of life and death

Frozen in the realms of bad movie hell time

Look behind you Cage!

 

You feel yourself falling, you won't deliver one more bad line

Your body is crawling, but you made Rider fans blind

Cold, cold feelings are running around your brain like ants

Ice cold fingers scrape away and now you've shit your pants

 

 

and so ends another adventure for Johnny Blaze (courtesy of Black Sabbath)

 

Happy Birthday JB!

http://i.imgur.com/7hNkjf0.jpg

 

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treeduck, epic song tribute and images!!!

May the gods grant you a dozen super-powers and three dozen naked Jessica Alba clones!!!

 

:blaze:

 

side story: When I was 13, my 21 year old brother considered dressing up as Ghost Rider for Halloween and riding his motorcycle around the neighborhood scaring people. He even thought about how he'd go about lighting his bike partially on fire without any permanent damage being done. MamaBlaze walked in the room, caught part of the conversation and told him,"Don't be stupid! You're going to kill yourself and blow up half the neighborhood!" I'm not sure how she thought half the neighborhood would blow up but he did listen. MamaBlaze is still a tough mama! Haha!

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treeduck, epic song tribute and images!!!

May the gods grant you a dozen super-powers and three dozen naked Jessica Alba clones!!!

 

:blaze:

 

side story: When I was 13, my 21 year old brother considered dressing up as Ghost Rider for Halloween and riding his motorcycle around the neighborhood scaring people. He even thought about how he'd go about lighting his bike partially on fire without any permanent damage being done. MamaBlaze walked in the room, caught part of the conversation and told him,"Don't be stupid! You're going to kill yourself and blow up half the neighborhood!" I'm not sure how she thought half the neighborhood would blow up but he did listen. MamaBlaze is still a tough mama! Haha!

 

Good stuff! :clap:

 

And Mama Blaze :notworthy:

 

:smoke:

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY BLAZE!!!!

 

:haz: :blaze: :hi: :cheerleader: :banana: :dweez:

Thanks a lot for the birthday wishes Lyndsey!!! :blaze:

 

You're welcome!! :ebert:

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Happy Birthday to my tennis expert! :cheers: :notworthy: :cheers:

:cheers:

Who's your pick for the U.S. Open? The safe bet points to Rafa I think. Dude has a crazy 53-4 record or something like it this year...that's including his shocking loss at Wimbledon

I don't know about Nadal. I always picture him as more of a clay guy. I would look to monster servers as favorites. Hope Janowicz has a good showing.

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Happy Birthday to my tennis expert! :cheers: :notworthy: :cheers:

:cheers:

Who's your pick for the U.S. Open? The safe bet points to Rafa I think. Dude has a crazy 53-4 record or something like it this year...that's including his shocking loss at Wimbledon

I don't know about Nadal. I always picture him as more of a clay guy. I would look to monster servers as favorites. Hope Janowicz has a good showing.

Ferrer is a clay guy. Rafa is more like THE clay GOD. But on hardcourts this year he won 3 Masters 1000 level tourneys which included Indian Wells, Canada, and Cincinatt. And at the moment, Djoker and Murray aren't playing too well.

 

As for Jerzy, I DO think he's better than some of the other young guys that get more attention (like Raonic and Tomic)

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Happy Birthday to my tennis expert! :cheers: :notworthy: :cheers:

:cheers:

Who's your pick for the U.S. Open? The safe bet points to Rafa I think. Dude has a crazy 53-4 record or something like it this year...that's including his shocking loss at Wimbledon

I don't know about Nadal. I always picture him as more of a clay guy. I would look to monster servers as favorites. Hope Janowicz has a good showing.

Ferrer is a clay guy. Rafa is more like THE clay GOD. But on hardcourts this year he won 3 Masters 1000 level tourneys which included Indian Wells, Canada, and Cincinatt. And at the moment, Djoker and Murray aren't playing too well.

 

As for Jerzy, I DO think he's better than some of the other young guys that get more attention (like Raonic and Tomic)

J.J. has been poor lately, losing early in the last few tournaments. I hope he wakes up. What's the news on Cilic? Was he suspended for that failed drug test in Germany?

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Happy Birthday to my tennis expert! :cheers: :notworthy: :cheers:

:cheers:

Who's your pick for the U.S. Open? The safe bet points to Rafa I think. Dude has a crazy 53-4 record or something like it this year...that's including his shocking loss at Wimbledon

I don't know about Nadal. I always picture him as more of a clay guy. I would look to monster servers as favorites. Hope Janowicz has a good showing.

Ferrer is a clay guy. Rafa is more like THE clay GOD. But on hardcourts this year he won 3 Masters 1000 level tourneys which included Indian Wells, Canada, and Cincinatt. And at the moment, Djoker and Murray aren't playing too well.

 

As for Jerzy, I DO think he's better than some of the other young guys that get more attention (like Raonic and Tomic)

J.J. has been poor lately, losing early in the last few tournaments. I hope he wakes up. What's the news on Cilic? Was he suspended for that failed drug test in Germany?

Yeah he's out for a while. I'm not sure if he's appealing.

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お誕生日おめでとうございます返事 ！

Thanks rider!

 

btw, did you write that? I got the Happy Birthday part. But even the J-gf couldn't understand all of it.

Anyway, kompai! :cheers:

Should be Jonny Blaze.. lost in translation I guess. :P Hope you day was great!

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