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All of that looked yummy o.o

Yes. I can't explain it, but I had this incredible urge to lick those peaches!
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No likey the chocolaty-tipped banana.

 

 

because when you dip a banana in chocolate, the chocolate's gotta be melted :D

 

I'd rather have a chocolate-free banana.

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You mean... That porn sex ISN'T the same as real sex???

 

I've been doing it wrong all this time!!!! :o :boohoo: :unsure:

 

:wacko:

 

:ph34r:

 

 

:blush:

 

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"Average person lasts two minutes"

 

I want to see sources on everything now. Sounds like bullshit.

 

When you self-love as much as you claim to do it builds up calluses and creates an artificial "wait" time.

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"Average person lasts two minutes"

 

I want to see sources on everything now. Sounds like bullshit.

 

When you self-love as much as you claim to do it builds up calluses and creates an artificial "wait" time.

 

Don't try to make your 13 seconds seem normal by pinning it on me.

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"Average person lasts two minutes"

 

I want to see sources on everything now. Sounds like bullshit.

 

When you self-love as much as you claim to do it builds up calluses and creates an artificial "wait" time.

 

Don't try to make your 13 seconds seem normal by pinning it on me.

 

Kegal exercises will help a ton,, :laughing guy:

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"Average person lasts two minutes"

 

I want to see sources on everything now. Sounds like bullshit.

 

When you self-love as much as you claim to do it builds up calluses and creates an artificial "wait" time.

 

Don't try to make your 13 seconds seem normal by pinning it on me.

13 seconds? :eh: that's three dips and a spritz. :LMAO:

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"Average person lasts two minutes"

 

I want to see sources on everything now. Sounds like bullshit.

 

When you self-love as much as you claim to do it builds up calluses and creates an artificial "wait" time.

 

Don't try to make your 13 seconds seem normal by pinning it on me.

13 seconds? :eh: that's three dips and a spritz. :LMAO:

 

lol 2 pump chump

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"Average person lasts two minutes"

 

I want to see sources on everything now. Sounds like bullshit.

 

When you self-love as much as you claim to do it builds up calluses and creates an artificial "wait" time.

 

Don't try to make your 13 seconds seem normal by pinning it on me.

13 seconds? :eh: that's three dips and a spritz. :LMAO:

OMG Jim that made me laugh way too hard!!!

:LMAO:

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