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QUOTE (Moonraker @ Apr 18 2006, 12:29 PM)
Here, I will settle this debate.

Tom Cruise's beliefs in scientology and life has decreased his acting skills detrementally. I will not watch any Tom Cruise movie anymore until he stops making monologues in the middle of a movie like War Of The Worlds about not taking pills for depression or shouting out the nutritional value of Katie Holme's placenta to people standing around him while hes running away from something in MI:3. It is a well known fact that if you believe in something that someone else doesnt believe in, it makes you a bad actor as you are seen as silly to the person watching.

If he continues to speak his mind about his opinions on scientology, I fear his older movies will be infected with this curse of bad acting.

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Cooking Your Placenta!

 

 

 

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There are several sumptuous recipes around so that you can enjoy cooking and eating your placenta;

this one is for roasting it:-

 

 

Work on the basis that each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby's weight. To prepare a placenta, cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes.

 

 

Roast Placenta

1-3lb fresh placenta (must be no more than 3 days old)

1 onion

1 green or red pepper (green will add colour)

1 cup tomato sauce

1 sleeve saltine crackers

1 tspn bay leaves

1 tspn black pepper

1 tspn white pepper

1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)

 

 

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Method

 

 

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(Preheat oven to 350 degrees)

Chop the onion and the pepper & crush the saltines into crumbs.

Combine the placenta, onion, pepper, saltines, bay leaves, white and black pepper, garlic and tomato sauce.

Place in a loaf pan, cover then bake for one and a half hours, occasionally pouring off excess liquid.

Serve and enjoy!

 

http://www.mothers35plus.co.uk/plac_rec.htm

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QUOTE (anagramking @ Apr 19 2006, 11:55 AM)
QUOTE (Moonraker @ Apr 18 2006, 08:23 PM)
Tom's sleeping full tonight, he just had his baby.

Did you see that Brooke Shields gave birth the same day? laugh.gif

The 2nd coming, and the Anti-Christ I say. unsure.gif

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