Tick Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 QUOTE (Digital Man @ Dec 15 2005, 09:56 PM) WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE BETTER THAN MEN 1. A Christmas tree is always erect. 2. Even small ones give satisfaction. 3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights. 4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit. 5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size. 6. A Christmas tree has cute balls. 7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls. 8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out. 9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year. 10. You only have to feed/water it once a week. 11. It's always there to light up your life. 12. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on. 13. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas. 14. If it needles you,you can toss it out. 15.It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees. hey im a christmas tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/mobmain2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fendergirl4001 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Speaking of men, I have somebody special in my life now. it's funny, he wins all arguments that aren't musical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Rush Fan Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Especially Rush related? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Rush Fan Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Dec 20 2005, 08:54 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/mobmain2.gif I'd say 100%, that's why you have a prenupt or marry a non-American Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Feb 21 2006, 11:35 AM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Dec 20 2005, 08:54 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/mobmain2.gif I'd say 100%, that's why you have a prenupt or marry a non-American yes, dear you know you're right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Feb 25 2006, 12:31 AM) QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Feb 21 2006, 11:35 AM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Dec 20 2005, 08:54 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/mobmain2.gif I'd say 100%, that's why you have a prenupt or marry a non-American yes, dear you know you're right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/remotes.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/femalebrain.jpg http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/malebrain.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted February 27, 2006 Author Share Posted February 27, 2006 http://www.crazy-jokes.com/pictures/men-jokes2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!" That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 http://www.rushmessageboard.com/forums/cp/uploads//post-2084-1142538809.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1974FAN Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Speaking as a guy, let me start off by quote Mr. Milton Banana..."You and I, were are strangers by one chromosome"... One thing men & women do have in common though.... Regardless of gender, we can't live with them & we can't live without them, so go figure!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Rush Fan Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Oh come on, Rush isn't sexist and most of the Rush guys aren't either. I have one girlfriend and we're happy together, and yes, I agree with Ghost of a Chance...read the chorus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 If Dear Abby Were A Man Dear Abby: Q: My husband to be still pines for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will not be faithful. A: A man's capacity to love is boundless. It has been proven to increase with the number of sexual partners. Thus, by having a few other women, your partner is really increasing his love for you. Best thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a nice meal, and give him a blow job and don't mention this aspect of his behavior. Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. A: This is perfectly natural behavior - and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. Far from being pleasurable, a night out with the boys is a stressful affair, and to get back to you is a relief for your partner. Just look back at how emotional and happy the man is when he returns to his stable home. Best thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a nice meal, and give him a blow job and don't mention this aspect of his behavior. Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex with me and my sister. A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you, so he goes for the next best thing - your sister. Far from being an issue, this will bring all of the family together. Why not get some cousins involved? If you are still apprehensive, then let him go with your relatives, buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a nice meal, and give him a blow job and don't mention this aspect of his behavior. Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex with him. A: Do it. Sperm is not only great tasting, but has only 10 calories a spoonful. It is nutritious and helps you to keep your figure and gives a great glow to the skin. Interestingly, a man knows this. His offer to you to perform oral sex with him is totally selfless. Oral sex is extremely painful for a man. This shows he loves you. Best thing to do is to thank him, buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a nice meal, and give him a blow job. Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is. A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time. To help with the family budget you may wish to video tape yourself while doing this, and to sell it at car-boot sales. To ease your selfish guilt, buy your man a nice expensive present, cook him a nice meal, and give him a blow job. Q: My husband goes straight to sleep after making love - we have no time to talk. A: Sex is an extremely difficult task for a man. Afterwards he needs rest. In fact, the more he loves you, the more hard work his love-making is, and the more rest he needs. Stop putting pressure on him. Buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a nice meal, and give him a blow job. Q: My husband's efforts at lovemaking only last 30 seconds. A: Your husband loves you very much. He is so turned on by you that he cannot control himself. In fact, the shorter the 'effort' the more he loves you. Return this love by buying a nice, expensive present, cooking him a nice meal, and giving him a blow job. Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay. A: Foreplay to a man is very hurtful. What it means is that you do not love your man as much as you should - he has to work a lot to get you in the mood. Abandon all wishes in this area, and make it up to him by buying a nice expensive present, cooking a nice meal, and giving him a blow job. Q: My husband has never given me an orgasm. A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is fostered by militant, man-hating feminists and is a danger to the family unit. Don't mention it again to him and show your love to him by buying a nice expensive present and don't forget to cook him a nice meal and give him a blow job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Mar 27 2006, 04:10 PM) If Dear Abby Were A Man Dear Abby: Q: My husband to be still pines for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will not be faithful. A: A man's capacity to love is boundless. It has been proven to increase with the number of sexual partners. Thus, by having a few other women, your partner is really increasing his love for you. Best thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a nice meal, and give him a blow job and don't mention this aspect of his behavior. Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. A: This is perfectly natural behavior - and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. Far from being pleasurable, a night out with the boys is a stressful affair, and to get back to you is a relief for your partner. Just look back at how emotional and happy the man is when he returns to his stable home. Best thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a nice meal, and give him a blow job and don't mention this aspect of his behavior. Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex with me and my sister. A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you, so he goes for the next best thing - your sister. Far from being an issue, this will bring all of the family together. Why not get some cousins involved? If you are still apprehensive, then let him go with your relatives, buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a nice meal, and give him a blow job and don't mention this aspect of his behavior. Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex with him. A: Do it. Sperm is not only great tasting, but has only 10 calories a spoonful. It is nutritious and helps you to keep your figure and gives a great glow to the skin. Interestingly, a man knows this. His offer to you to perform oral sex with him is totally selfless. Oral sex is extremely painful for a man. This shows he loves you. Best thing to do is to thank him, buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a nice meal, and give him a blow job. Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is. A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time. To help with the family budget you may wish to video tape yourself while doing this, and to sell it at car-boot sales. To ease your selfish guilt, buy your man a nice expensive present, cook him a nice meal, and give him a blow job. Q: My husband goes straight to sleep after making love - we have no time to talk. A: Sex is an extremely difficult task for a man. Afterwards he needs rest. In fact, the more he loves you, the more hard work his love-making is, and the more rest he needs. Stop putting pressure on him. Buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a nice meal, and give him a blow job. Q: My husband's efforts at lovemaking only last 30 seconds. A: Your husband loves you very much. He is so turned on by you that he cannot control himself. In fact, the shorter the 'effort' the more he loves you. Return this love by buying a nice, expensive present, cooking him a nice meal, and giving him a blow job. Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay. A: Foreplay to a man is very hurtful. What it means is that you do not love your man as much as you should - he has to work a lot to get you in the mood. Abandon all wishes in this area, and make it up to him by buying a nice expensive present, cooking a nice meal, and giving him a blow job. Q: My husband has never given me an orgasm. A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is fostered by militant, man-hating feminists and is a danger to the family unit. Don't mention it again to him and show your love to him by buying a nice expensive present and don't forget to cook him a nice meal and give him a blow job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arleen2112 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cygnus Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Top 10 Things Men Know About Women... 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. They have breasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Mar 29 2006, 04:49 PM) Top 10 Things Men Know About Women... 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. They have breasts. And.......................... your point is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Rush Fan Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 (edited) Oh and Geddy, Alex and Neil are very talented, the fans love them and they are MEN Edited March 29, 2006 by Asian Rush Fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Oh my goodness we need the courses here at before the young ones get out of school & about the Tazer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotica Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Rush Fan Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 This is what irks female Rush fans, they are guys Oh well, I'm not a sexist, I just like Rush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney's Alter Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 (edited) Men's Lenses She is like the world to me Eyes blue like the clear waters of a tropical beach Her personality - Promising How I perceived it to be Her face glows brightness - Like the morning sun Her beauty - is everything to me how everything should be Most of all What I love about her most are her tits -B. Lee Edited April 3, 2006 by Barney's Alter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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